In all seriousness. I work at the largest and biggest theater in Copenhagen, called "IMPERIAL". It's the most prestige theater in all of Denmark, and we're always cooking up HUGE events and special arrangements for big BIG releases. I already know that for "TDKR" On the midnight-world premier we'll have, the whole theater will be covered, wall-to-wall, with black carpeting! Even the popcorn-cardboards and soda-canisters, will be all black with tiny Bat-logos on them. There will be Lightshows displaying the batlogo, sligthing across the ceilings. Of course posters will be all over the place, including bathrooms, with badass backlighting. Memorable lines from the two previous movies will be displayed in large writtens on walls and all around (including bathroom mirrors). Believe it or not, but even the freaken toilet paper will be black!

Hot chicks will go around, serving a little glass of "champagne" (or something with bubbles), wearing tight black clothing (and not too much of it either), with the batlogo on their chest. Some will more than likely be wearing cat-ears

T-shirts and stuff will be sold as well. There will even be a cool batman quizz inside the theater before the movies starts, and the one sitting in just the right seat, will be given big prizes. Last time we did something that massive was for "EPISODE III". The media will also be there, filming the pre-events inside, and also on the BLACK carpet outside - where torches will be placed on each sides all the way up to the entrance. It's gonna be massive!!!
I don't know how it is in the US, but this gigantic A-class theater only runs ONE movie at a time, and always the biggest movie. Seeing how there's also only one huge screen (theater room) in this cinema, it's always reserved for one movie playing, over and over again, until ticket sales drops big, or the next big thing arrives.
To honor Nolan and his amazing work with the Batman Legacy, I will DEFINITELY be dressing up in the nicest black suit! Tie and everything. I can't wait for that night!