Elias from Clerks 2, Gays, and God.

[Spider-Bat]

t: I don't know why but I was compelled to say this...In Clerks 2 Elias said that since God made machines the Transformers are a gift from God, well then, since God made Gays and Lesbians they are a gift from God as well.

So to all those so called religous people out there who have nothing better to do than hate other peoples life styles that are their own business, there is their answer. Ha, Ha.

It was just on my mind, my GF and I were talking about it the other day like how could those people tell other people what to do with their own lives, Gay people aren't hurting anyone, they're doing their own thing, so leave 'em alone.

 

[PhotoJones]

Wow.

 

[Speedball]

A logical n00b. FINALLY!

 

[Docker2.0]

This has got to be the dum................someone close this thread!

 

[black_dust]

Elias also said a troll lives in his girl friends *****... so wheres the logic in that

 

[Calvin]

This just in, christians may be using the argument that the bible is the word of god.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

ahh but as Randell said to dispel his arguement

"Oh no, sir. The Transformers are a curse from the beast we call The Desolate One.The Transformers were a total slight against God. In as much as God sent his only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay him back was make terrible ****ing cartoons, like the Transformers."


though then again hot lesbians are always good

 

[Docker2.0]

ahh but as Randell said to dispel his arguement

"Oh no, sir. The Transformers are a curse from the beast we call The Desolate One.The Transformers were a total slight against God. In as much as God sent his only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay him back was make terrible ****ing cartoons, like the Transformers."


though then again hot lesbians are always good

I HATE hot lesbians!! Hot bi girls..................that's a (ho)rse of a different color!! t:

 

[MaskedManJRK]

A logical n00b. FINALLY!

I thought it was only the talk of legends...

Elias also said a troll lives in his girl friends *****... so wheres the logic in that

He wouldn't know any better, he probably had twisted evangelical parents feeding him that s**t.

 

[DarthRekal]

elias also thinks LOTR > Star Wars

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

I HATE hot lesbians!! Hot bi girls..................that's a (ho)rse of a different color!! t:

very true i stand correctedt:

 

[black_dust]

Lets not forget he wacks off at donkey porn as well.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

and makes out with his mom, believes in mouth and various other body parts trolls

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I HATE hot lesbians!! Hot bi girls..................that's a (ho)rse of a different color!! t:

Can't stand the competition?

 

[WTFimVENOM]

I HATE hot lesbians!! Hot bi girls..................that's a (ho)rse of a different color!! t:

I am friends with two girls who are both hot and bi, but both are also mad weird. Thats not an issue tho Normal girls can get boring anywho

 

[Docker2.0]

I am friends with two girls who are both hot and bi, but both are also mad weird. Thats not an issue tho Normal girls can get boring anywho

hot, bi, and mad weird? I don't see what the problem is! Maybe you should get checked out!!!

 

[Docker2.0]

Can't stand the competition?

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[LouFerignoDemon]

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It's when I stole your last girlfriend, wasn't it? I apologized I thought.

 

[Docker2.0]

It's when I stole your last girlfriend, wasn't it? I apologized I thought.

Yeah but I never seen the tape when you 2 were "together!"


















Seriously............I want know how you got the name Mistress.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I like to wear all sorts of dresses. For a while, I was sporting this odd white leather dress ensemble with a large upside down v-piece encompassing my front, with two straps at the shoulders crossing my back, and attatching to the top of the back while wearing a white sheer long sleeved shirt beneath and a long white straps of leather held together by the same sheer material of the "undershirt", and one of my sister's friends (which explains entirely why), said I reminded him of some upper class Mistress, and I was wearing that dress when I made this name, and it just reminded me of that, so I used it.

Gluon comes from my physics background.

 

[Docker2.0]

I like to wear all sorts of dresses. For a while, I was sporting this odd white leather dress ensemble with a large upside down v-piece encompassing my front, with two straps at the shoulders crossing my back, and attatching to the top of the back while wearing a white sheer long sleeved shirt beneath and a long white straps of leather held together by the same sheer material of the "undershirt", and one of my sister's friends (which explains entirely why), said I reminded him of some upper class Mistress, and I was wearing that dress when I made this name, and it just reminded me of that, so I used it.

Gluon comes from my physics background.

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Will you marry me?

 

[Lackey]

t: I don't know why but I was compelled to say this...In Clerks 2 Elias said that since God made machines the Transformers are a gift from God, well then, since God made Gays and Lesbians they are a gift from God as well.

So to all those so called religous people out there who have nothing better to do than hate other peoples life styles that are their own business, there is their answer. Ha, Ha.

It was just on my mind, my GF and I were talking about it the other day like how could those people tell other people what to do with their own lives, Gay people aren't hurting anyone, they're doing their own thing, so leave 'em alone.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

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Will you marry me?

I make anti-good marrying material.

 

[ico]

...I don't geddit.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Don't get what? What Elias said? Basically, if it's in existance, it's because God wanted it there.