Emergency!

[CorporalHicks]

Soldiers Wanted! I need to put together a team of freedom fighters to help destroy the upcoming invasions of extra terrestrial beings. The military tried to keep this under wraps by using area 51 and leaking fake images of fake aliens on the computer. This operation is in effect a.k.a. the beast.

 

[Kritish]

You are asinine.

 

[heypapajinx]

if this is true then i'm on your team.
it says you're President of the Gun club.

 

[Lord Valumart]

sounds cool....do we get guns?

 

[Mee]

 

[heypapajinx]

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

..

 

[black_dust]

Didnt you do this thread not long ago

 

[KormanRogers]

I want a tank if I join.

 

[Superman4ever]

Med school finals are done...so, I'm ready to kill something; count me in!

BTW, can I be called "Butch"?

 

[Crimson_L]

Uh-huh...

 

[Speedball]

Do the aliens look like this?

If so, then I'm afraid they are already here.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Do the aliens look like this?

If so, then I'm afraid they are already here.

and nothing can kill them

 

[KormanRogers]

and nothing can kill them

Shove this down his throat.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Shove this down his throat.

does noone ever get that joke

 

[heypapajinx]

Shove this down his throat.

we cant sir!
someone stole all the burger-ammo at gun point!

 

[Speedball]

Only gun that can kill a Grimace.
The other one shoots rabid beavers, but those are hard to come by nowadays.

 

[KormanRogers]

we cant sir!
someone stole all the burger-ammo at gun point!

Send in the "Perfect Weapon".

 

[Speedball]

Send in the "Perfect Weapon".

NOOOO!!!
That's a Grimace in a human costume!!!
They all think we look like that.

 

[heypapajinx]

Send in the "Perfect Weapon".

haaahaha!
that would have been soooo hilarious if that was an actual REAL TIME avatar where he said

"time to die b*tches"​

in Samuel L. Jacksons voice.

Grimace would be deader than fried chicken.

 

[KormanRogers]

NOOOO!!!
That's a Grimace in a human costume!!!
They all think we look like that.

Then we need help call the "The Colonel".

 

[Speedball]

Then we need help call the "The Colonel".

The poor Colonel. We lost him in the great Battle of the Chicken Plains.
It was his army of genetically modified Chickens Vs. the Minotaurs of Chick-fil-a.
The Cows trappled them to death and now their race is extinct.

 

[heypapajinx]

The poor Colonel. We lost him in the great Battle of the Chicken Plains.
It was his army of genetically modified Chickens Vs. the Minotaurs of Chick-fil-a.
The Cows trappled them to death and now their race is extinct.

yeah.
we learned about that in KFC Antropology

 

[CorporalHicks]

relax, all of your demands will be met. You will be paid $6 for every hour of fighting, so if you're in, just say so.

 

[Eddie Brock]

we can't waste our time fighting ET's
we need to prepare for the zombie uprising: "Organize before they rise!"