Every Girl Needs This Boyfriend

[lollycop]

•Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.
Not her butt/waist/boobs.
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
• When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her
•Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
•Spoil her.
• Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up
• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• Give her the world.
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
•Look at her as if she was the only person in the room.
• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
My girlfriend sent me that on msn the first week we dated.

 

[Carcharodon]

• When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her

Uh...that usually gets me yelled at.

 

[Fenrir]

•Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.
Not her butt/waist/boobs.
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
• When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her
•Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
•Spoil her.
• Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up
• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• Give her the world.
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
•Look at her as if she was the only person in the room.
• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
My girlfriend sent me that on msn the first week we dated.

Or the short version: bend over for your GF.

 

[Immortalfire]

• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

I think not.

 

[DOG LIPS]

•Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

 

[Star]

yeah no offense, and being a girl, i think that list is prettttty damn stupid. ''babe, who's ass am i kicking'' would probably just make me want to break someones face off...

and 'when shes mad hold her tight don't let go and then kiss her'

WOW

ha ha.

 

[lollycop]

I think not.

Same (I hope my gf dosent come to my house when i'm not at school and she uses to history button to see if I was on porn and she finds me typing this exact message)

 

[Star]

with a girlfriend who sends you that list as a guide to being her boyfriend, i wouldn't doubt her being crazy enough to check your previous sites ... deaaar lord

 

[Excel]

Psh; yall chicks cry for equal treatment but I dont see yall doing that **** for us....

 

[Immortalfire]

'when shes mad hold her tight don't let go and then kiss her'

WOW

ha ha.

LoL. One of my female friends said that doesn't work in real life.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

This sounds like something from MySpace.

 

[knowsbleed]

Is JAL sending out his list again?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

why does that need to be a boyfriend? With the exception of the kissing, I have all that with my Silent Bob. When I was extremely sick with food poisoning this summer, he came over and made sure my cats were fed and I had plenty of fluids when my own roommate, my own flesh and blood aunt, was like, "Meh"

 

[Star]

whats a silent bob?????

 

[Immortalfire]

• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

List or not, that is the absolute last thing I'd ever say.

 

[BlackLantern]

I'd say...."Stop crying...man up"

 

[Diamondhead]

All of this crap for some simple minded girl!

What about guys needs ?

A Little less conversation
A little more action please...

Elvis was right!

 

[lollycop]

yeah and i'm her girlfriend. Guys, she really isnt that bad. Whens she mad though she's like Borats old dead wife.

 

[Immortalfire]

The kainedamo list of how to be a boyfriend:

• Panic

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

whats a silent bob?????

platonic life partner

 

[lollycop]

The kainedamo list of how to be a boyfriend:

• Panic

HAHAHAHhahahaha....ehhh..no.

 

[Badger]

The list is mostly crap, like 80%, and I'm happily married.

 

[Immortalfire]

HAHAHAHhahahaha....ehhh..no.

Seriously, every time he's told us he's got a date, he's on the verge of panic for fear of screwing things up.

 

[Badger]

yeah and i'm her girlfriend. Guys, she really isnt that bad. Whens she mad though she's like Borats old dead wife.

Well that sums it up right there.

 

[Stotch]

•Grab her neck when you kiss her.

That's the only one I like.