Every Girl Needs This Boyfriend

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  1. lollycop

    lollycop Registered

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    •Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.
    Not her butt/waist/boobs.
    • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
    • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
    • When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her
    •Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
    • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
    •Spoil her.
    • Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up
    • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
    • Tease her and let her tease you back.
    • Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
    • Watch her favorite movie with her.
    • Give her the world.
    • Let her wear your clothes.
    • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
    • Let her know she's important.
    • Kiss her in the pouring rain.
    •Look at her as if she was the only person in the room.
    • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
    "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
    My girlfriend sent me that on msn the first week we dated.
     
    #1 lollycop, Nov 12, 2007
  2. Carcharodon

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    Uh...that usually gets me yelled at.
     
    #2 Carcharodon, Nov 12, 2007
  3. Fenrir

    Fenrir Devourer Of Gods

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    Or the short version: bend over for your GF.
     
    #3 Fenrir, Nov 12, 2007
  4. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    I think not.
     
    #4 Immortalfire, Nov 12, 2007
  5. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    •Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

    :huh:
     
    #5 DOG LIPS, Nov 12, 2007
  6. Star

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    yeah no offense, and being a girl, i think that list is prettttty damn stupid. ''babe, who's ass am i kicking'' would probably just make me want to break someones face off...

    and 'when shes mad hold her tight don't let go and then kiss her'

    WOW

    ha ha.
     
    #6 Star, Nov 12, 2007
  7. lollycop

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    :ninja:
    Same (I hope my gf dosent come to my house when i'm not at school and she uses to history button to see if I was on porn and she finds me typing this exact message)
     
    #7 lollycop, Nov 12, 2007
  8. Star

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    with a girlfriend who sends you that list as a guide to being her boyfriend, i wouldn't doubt her being crazy enough to check your previous sites ... deaaar lord
     
    #8 Star, Nov 12, 2007
  9. Excel

    Excel O-bama-ama-ama-ay-ay

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    Psh; yall chicks cry for equal treatment but I dont see yall doing that **** for us....
     
    #9 Excel, Nov 12, 2007
  10. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    LoL. One of my female friends said that doesn't work in real life.
     
    #10 Immortalfire, Nov 12, 2007
  11. NewYorkSpider

    NewYorkSpider EndGame

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    This sounds like something from MySpace. :o
     
    #11 NewYorkSpider, Nov 12, 2007
  12. knowsbleed

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    Is JAL sending out his list again?
     
    #12 knowsbleed, Nov 12, 2007
  13. Dew k. Mosi

    Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    why does that need to be a boyfriend? With the exception of the kissing, I have all that with my Silent Bob. When I was extremely sick with food poisoning this summer, he came over and made sure my cats were fed and I had plenty of fluids when my own roommate, my own flesh and blood aunt, was like, "Meh"
     
    #13 Dew k. Mosi, Nov 12, 2007
  14. Star

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    whats a silent bob?????
     
    #14 Star, Nov 12, 2007
  15. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    List or not, that is the absolute last thing I'd ever say.
     
    #15 Immortalfire, Nov 12, 2007
  16. BlackLantern

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    I'd say...."Stop crying...man up"
     
    #16 BlackLantern, Nov 12, 2007
  17. Diamondhead

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    All of this crap for some simple minded girl!

    What about guys needs ?

    A Little less conversation
    A little more action please...

    Elvis was right!
     
    #17 Diamondhead, Nov 12, 2007
  18. lollycop

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    yeah and i'm her girlfriend. Guys, she really isnt that bad. Whens she mad though she's like Borats old dead wife.
     
    #18 lollycop, Nov 12, 2007
  19. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    The kainedamo list of how to be a boyfriend:

    • Panic
     
    #19 Immortalfire, Nov 12, 2007
  20. Dew k. Mosi

    Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    platonic life partner

    [​IMG]
     
    #20 Dew k. Mosi, Nov 12, 2007
  21. lollycop

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    HAHAHAHhahahaha....ehhh..no.:csad:
     
    #21 lollycop, Nov 12, 2007
  22. Badger

    Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    The list is mostly crap, like 80%, and I'm happily married.
     
    #22 Badger, Nov 12, 2007
  23. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Seriously, every time he's told us he's got a date, he's on the verge of panic for fear of screwing things up.
     
    #23 Immortalfire, Nov 12, 2007
  24. Badger

    Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    Well that sums it up right there. :o
     
    #24 Badger, Nov 12, 2007
  25. Stotch

    Stotch the sequel!

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    That's the only one I like.
     
    #25 Stotch, Nov 12, 2007
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