Evolution is a lie

[jaguarr]

do you know the first rule of heaven club?

Tell EVERYONE about Heaven Club and convince them to join?

jag

 

[Darthphere]

yay, I'm so getting into heaven club.
do you know the first rule of heaven club?

Dont talk about Heaven club?

 

[Crowforge]

This seems to be more about how evolution is a threat to your god business than anything. Prove to me the existence of your god starting with the useless pinky toe and work your way up, why do humans have hair on their butt? Why do men have nipples? Why do ugly people have ugly children?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

you're both right....god works in mysterious ways. like that girl in the U2 song.

 

[Tyrinus]

This seems to be more about how evolution is a threat to your god business than anything. Prove to me the existence of your god starting with the useless pinky toe and work your way up, why do humans have hair on their butt? Why do men have nipples? Why do ugly people have ugly children?

Science can explain why men have nipples. Imagine that, science being able to explain something.

 

[Duende Verde]

yay, I'm so getting into heaven club.
do you know the first rule of heaven club?

"Are on THE List?"

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LOL Jesus bouncer is the best EVER!!!!

 

[Equint77]

i have a theory.... like I do in real life... if I don't meet the criteria of a club (clothing etc) I move to the next club... the one which allow me in without any rules.... i.e. hell

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The greatest graphic representation of Christianity ever?

 

[Darthphere]

I love all of you.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Clones Have No Souls!!!!.

 

[Crowforge]

neither do I

 

[JLBats]

Clones Have No Souls!!!!.

That really was by far the greatest thread ever.

 

[Dan33977]

This thread is hilarious. Keep it coming because I'm getting a kick reading all of it...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

The alligator will never become a dog, or a banana.

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

the spork as the missing link was so funny.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

There is 0 evidence for evolution. It's likened to the 'evidence' people had of a flat Earth. It's a lie. And just like the 'flat earth' lie, it was in all the textbooks until it was proven wrong.

You mean textbooks like the Bible.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

"Do you know that the moon is just the mixture of the earth and another planet that collided with the earth and it wasn't the same size it is now?"

That would leave a dent. I don't see one!

Yeah...it's called the Pacific Ocean.

 

[Darthphere]

the spork as the missing link was so funny.

And it makes sense.

 

[Hyper Venom]

If I take a spoon, a spork, and a fork, and line them up in sequence, I can claim that the spoon evolved into a fork over billions of years, and the spork is the missing link.

Yeah? Well fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a spork up your ass!

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah? Well fifty years ago we'd have you upside with a spork up your ass!

This made me laugh.

 

[Hyper Venom]

I don't understand the whole "Evolution didn't happen because God created the Earth" argument.

Has it ever occurred to anyone who believes that statement that maybe God created evolution? How do we know that isn't how he wanted to create the Earth in the first place?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't understand the whole "Evolution didn't happen because God created the Earth" argument.

Has it ever occurred to anyone who believes that statement that maybe God created evolution? How do we know that isn't how he wanted to create the Earth in the first place?

Indeed sir.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't understand the whole "Evolution didn't happen because God created the Earth" argument.

Has it ever occurred to anyone who believes that statement that maybe God created evolution? How do we know that isn't how he wanted to create the Earth in the first place?

Indeed sir.

 

[vibeke_T]

I love when the person who begins the thread leaves frustrated and then says something so incredibly idiotic like "Click the link in my sig if you want to know the truth" like their link is the end all and be all of arguments. That if we click that link, we will be blinded by a light and the truth shall set us free.

its called going to sleep smartass