The Dark Knight Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight

[Argyle of Sock]

If he rattles off the killing joke itself in some capacity I'll be one happy, happy fan. t:

 

[TheDarkVictory]

If he rattles off the killing joke itself in some capacity I'll be one happy, happy fan. t:

i have a feeling we'll be getting the killing joke/the man who laughs-ish stuff. seems like a pretty close approximation to TDK joker.

 

[Ring Deacon]

Hello Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

 

[Da_Joka]

"I'm going to **** your ass, and make you humble!" - Joker, the E true Hollywood story.

 

[TehUberMuffinXD]

*broadcasting a feed on TV*

"HELLLLLOOOOO GOTHAM!!! I just wanted to introduce myself. I am The Joker and I would love to bring everyone in this sad forsaken city miles of smiles. So hello goodbye you're all gonna die! Heh... Hehe... heheh... heheheheahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Sorry sorry, sometimes I just kill me... Ahh... Especially when I think about killing all of you!"

This would be badass.

 

[Phaser]

Hello Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

The Joker knowing the true identity of Batman completely destroys the very basis of their rivalry. It's the last goddamn thing I want to see in TDK.

 

[CFE]

*Joker turns to Batman with a smile*

JOKER: "...You know you're completely insane, don't you?"

CFE

 

[TheDarkVictory]

*Joker turns to Batman with a smile*

JOKER: "...You know you're completely insane, don't you?"

CFE

that would be awesome. i can already see TDK joker delivering it, and it's gooood....in my mind.

 

[Darkness Falls]

you can't kill me without becoming just like me,ironic isn't it

we're not so different you and I

nice outfit a bit overdone but hey who am i to talk

boom

to racheal: Such a pretty face let me cut you a smile

when the clock strikes 12 gotham goes boom unless our dear dark knight stops me first

anyone order medium raw D.A

i'm not a bad guy, i just like doing bad things

thug 1: Are you insane
Joker: according to my last psyche evaluation YES

 

[TheDarkVictory]

you can't kill me without becoming just like me,ironic isn't it

we're not so different you and I

nice outfit a bit overdone but hey who am i to talk

boom

to racheal: Such a pretty face let me cut you a smile

when the clock strikes 12 gotham goes boom unless our dear dark knight stops me first

anyone order medium raw D.A

i'm not a bad guy, i just like doing bad things

thug 1: Are you insane
Joker: according to my last psyche evaluation YES

he'd have to say that line with a hint of sass and a pinch of *****.

 

[MattieJ]

he should take a line from "10 things i hate about you"

Rachel: I'm not afraid of you.
Joker: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I bet you've thought about me naked.

 

[slicendice]

2005, It's out of print believe it or not but there is going to be a hardcover edition next month.

really? I've been looking for it everywhere and was hoping they would re-release it.....you have a source for that info?

 

[CaptainClown]

ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[slicendice]

"my balloons......HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!!!!!!!"

 

[tw9876z]

"get the door. Its dominos"

 

[Nepenthes]

He says "I'm going to kill everyone in this room" in The Dark Knight Returns when he is on David Letterman.

Dave's response was "Now that's darn rude."

My absolute favorite joker scene in any rag.

yep it's a classic. and this one ....

always makes me laugh

*Joker turns to Batman with a smile*

JOKER: "...You know you're completely insane, don't you?"

CFE

agreed. maybe something like this?

He's out of his mind for THROWING BATARANGS AT YOUR FACE? ha so many great moments in this book

 

[Mr. Superhero]

"It's all a mounstrous, demented gag. So why aren't you laughing?"

 

[Eggyman]

That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.

Mask of the Phantasm

 

[2pak]

What does everyone think about the lines we have heard so far from the Joker in TDK (allbeit very few)?

"Let's put a smile on that face"
"You're just a freak....Like Me!"
"Why So Serious?"
"I believe what doesn't kill you, only makes you....stranger"

I like the Jokers lines so far

 

[Nepenthes]

I don't like how the trailer used so many quips, but they're good for what they are I guess. My favourite part of the jokers dialogue was the opening speech, it shows he can talk sensibly to someone. I REALLY like the tone in his voice when he says "there's NO going back", it sounds very sincere. like he's talking to batman as an equal and not just clownin around with threats and jokes. reminds me of the end of Killing Joke when he says "No, it's too late for that"

 

[gazzilla8000]

"Enjoy yourself out there... In the asylum"

This only really works if the Joker is in the asylum himself.

 

[ActuallyRobin]

not really a spoiler eh? but I do like some of these lines

 

[Pfeiffer-Pfan]

'Without Batman... Crime has no punchline!!!'

 

[Darknightnomis]

"I may be crazy...but I'm not stupid" - 'The Joker's 5 way revenge'

Batman: "Give it up Joker, you have no where else to go!"
Joker:" I can go over you're dead body!" - 'The Laughing Fish'

"Darling!" - Dark Knight Returns

"So why aren't you laughing?" - The Killing Joke

 

[RED_Rider]

Good ones The Sage.
This is definitly what I want the most:
"It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"