The Dark Knight Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight

[Nepenthes]

"because I've heard it before"

 

[someone]

"These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"

...nah, nah...you did it wrong...it should be something like this:

..*anxiety noises* these pretzels...*more anxiety noises*...are making me THIRSTY!!! ahhhh.....

thank you.

 

[King K]

"I'm going to kill everyone in this room"

I would take my pants off in the theater if The Joker said that.

That's my favorite Joker quote from the comics.


Another good one:

"Not even a cute long-legged boy in swim trunks?"

-Arkham Asylum

 

[BatmanFreak23]

"These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"

classic t:

 

[Yurka]

"Why arent you laughing?"

 

[metalhead971]

"And they say I'm crazy!"

 

[TV's Frank]

That B***H shot me!

That'll work! t:

Somehow reminds of this line from Ghostbusters:

Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown... THROW IT!

 

[nbaballer101]

id like to see dark knight broadcast a commercial with joker taking over and make people freak out thinking its real

 

[Stotch]

id like to see dark knight broadcast a commercial with joker taking over and make people freak out thinking its real

That'd be a treat t:

Lines wot I want to see:

"Do you feah death?"

"Sthufferin Sthuckertash!"

 

[November Rain]

i would like to hear him refer to batman as batsy to be honest...

 

[COMPO]

"Tell me something my friend. You ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight."

 

[The Sage]

 

[BatoutofHell]

i would like to hear him refer to batman as batsy to be honest...

Eh.

No.

 

[The Joker]

i would like to hear him refer to batman as batsy to be honest...

So would I.

If Alfred makes any contact with Joker in that party scene, I want Joker to say "Don't touch me, old man. I don't know where you've been"

 

[Ray Stantz]

"These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"

I'd be happy if that's ALL he said...and only once.

 

[Judson Caspian]

"Falcone. You find this 'Holiday'. Or I'll kill everyone in Gotham City until I find him."

 

[Figs]

I would love to hear him call Batman "Guano Boy". That and in the interogation scene when he's getting the beat down from Batman he starts to say/yell "Stop" louder and louder until Batman finally stops. That's when the Joker says "Stop...me if you've heard this one?" with a **** eating grin.

 

[The Guard]

"If you try to play your hand against mine, you will fine that The Joker is wild".

 

[Attikus]

Wait'll they get a load of me.

 

[Matt Mortem]

That right there is the kind of stuff I want to see in TDK. The joker making his threats, and then when they turn to see what wayne makes of he's gone and you know he's goin to kick some ash

 

[The Guard]

I still have never read THE MAN WHO LAUGHS.

 

[MrZombay]

Comes out in hardcover on January 30th

http://www.dccomics.com/graphic_novels/?gn=8332

I really hope Nolan and co read this and put some scenes of the book in TDK, after all both the book and movie are one in the same. A retelling of Bats and Jokes first encounter!

 

[Infinity9999x]

If you don't liked the movie... i got slides

I loved that line, one of the best ones in ROTJ.

Also, if they ever show Joker dying (which I hope they don't) I would love it if he said the same lines that he said in ROTJ.

"That's not funny....that's not funny at all."

 

[saint sinner x]

"Starting Tonight, People Will Die I'm A Man Of My Words, HAHAH!"

"Why so serious?"

"Let's Put A Smile On That Face"

"Come on, Hit Me!"

"No no no I kill the bus driver"

"You can't cheat a cheater!"

 

[Mr. Socko]

I still have never read THE MAN WHO LAUGHS.

I think it is up there with the Killing Joke. Definitely check out the hardcover when it's released in January.