Fast and the Furious 9: The Fast Saga

[terry78]

I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore....

Oh you'll do it. We all will.

 

[TheVileOne]

Soap opera BS. This is hot garbage of the highest order.

Dumb.

 

[TheVileOne]

Yay justice for Han!

also, I love the idea of Charlize there on getting the supervillain magnetoesque treatment

This isn't justice. It's nonsense.

 

[Lencho01]

The trailer gave me a good laugh.

 

[Marvolo]

So if Fate of the Furious jumped the shark, this one looks like it jumped all the sharks.

This one jumped the whole goddamn Pacific Ocean.

 

[TheVileOne]

This one jumped the whole goddamn Pacific Ocean.

Literally, lol.

I mean look, I liked Hobbs & Shaw as far as action movies go. I will go see this, but damn, this is getting really stupid.

And the Twitter reaction over this is moronic. JUSTICE 4 HAN blah blah blah. Like people even know what that means. People started that because Han died and the guy who MURDERED him was suddenly back walking around free and was the hero of the franchise now and fans of the franchise were not happy about that. And the movies never really addressed it.

 

[Sithborg]

I was wondering where the over the top military hardware was in the movie. Thankfully, the end of the trailer delivered.

I would have sworn they were going to fridge Gina Rodriguez's character. Glad they didn't. Though, I have to laugh hard at them bringing back Han (bring back Giselle as well, please), followed by a large "JUSTICE".

 

[Tg11]

So Cena is Dom's brother then that makes him Mia's brother too unless he is their half brother...or is he their full brother? Either way it seems the Toretto family has a lot of skeletons in their closet

 

[Dr. Evil]

So Cena is Dom's brother then that makes him Mia's brother too unless he is their half brother...or is he their full brother? Either way it seems the Toretto family has a lot of skeletons in their closet

They are probably going to join forces in the next movie.

 

[Webfoot Hero]

Han and most of the Tokyo Drift crew are back, Cena is Dom's brother, and there's a rocket car. Certainly feels like something F&F would do. I think Fast 10 is shaping up to be a killer lineup if they bring Hobbs and Shaw's families back as well.

 

[Daywalker89]

Lmao. Holy **** im still laughing after watching this trailer twice . I honestly don't know what to say.
I guess its just fun but damn this looks utter madness on all levels . That last scene with the car swinging like ****ing Tarzan... just..ju .....

 

[Marvolo]

It's pretty obvious that this series has become nothing but a massive ego trip for Vin Diesel. F8te was all about him and now F9ne is all about him. And Dom has become an indestructible superspy. Ffs, Cena's character knocks a car into a car that Dom is standing on and the car crushes the part of the car it hits, but bounces away from Dom. It looks like it doesnt even knock Dom off the car. 3/4 of that cars weight would have hit him and turned Dom into a Jackson Pollock painting.

Both bridge stunts are...idk. Stupid doesnt quite encapsulate what it is. It's pretty bad when a magnetic plan catching a car as it jumps off a cliff is one of the least absurd things in the trailer.

I can tolerate the rocket engine idea, because I grew up at drag race tracks and have seen many jet engine car races. It's something that is entirely possible to pull off. But at those speeds Roman would not be moving around or even turning his head or talking ****. The acceleratipn Gs of those jet cars (around 10 Gs) makes the driver feel like theyve got an elephant on their chest.

And as for Han, it renders the emotional core and motivating force of Furious 7's plot meaningless. Also, I bet this Han is a clone.

Someone on youtube suggested that the 10th film be titled, "Fas10 Your Seatbelts".

 

[Sawyer]

*watches trailer*

.................. *whispers* Is Vin Diesel white?

 

[kguillou]

Lmfaoooo yo i just watched the trailer.

Look, at this point guys, it is what it is. This series is bonkers and it doesnt give a f***. I dont even care if they give a reason how Han is back. The last movie had Idris Elba as a super meta human. This is a officially comic book movie series now.

 

[Calvin Ellis]

Should've ended this after 7

 

[antsman41]

Should've ended this after 7

You mean, Fast 5...

But seriously, I haven’t watched it yet (at an engagement party) why/how is Han back and also why is MIA back...? She got the exit with Brian. If she’s back, there is no Brian, then what the hell? That’s really disrespectful to the end of 6.

 

[terry78]

It's all about family.

 

[kguillou]

Furious 7 was a perfect cap to the series. It really should have just been “The End” right there.

Also, i just read that Fast 10 is supposed to come out next year? Hmm is this gonna be a two parter a la Infinity War/Endgame?

 

[Sithborg]

Now hear me out. Bring in Lucas Black. And have everyone in the movie rag on him for looking 20 years older than he is...

 

[KaijuDude1992]

Furious 7 was a perfect cap to the series. It really should have just been “The End” right there.

Also, i just read that Fast 10 is supposed to come out next year? Hmm is this gonna be a two parter a la Infinity War/Endgame?

I actually liked Fate more than Furious 7, but it really did make more sense to end the franchise there, especially after Paul Walker's passing. Also, it looks like this one is definitely going to end on some kind of big ESB/IW cliffhanger if Fast 10 is really coming out next year.

 

[Sawyer]

“This movie is jumping the shark”

Guys, this series has been a nine-movie shark jump, come on now...

 

[antsman41]

Fate was terrible, it was the first one that made me not at least jokingly enjoy it. Russian Bomb Plant ice
scene was dummmmmmmmmb.

Also, wtf concerning the baby stuff.

 

[kguillou]

Question for y’all. When did you hop onboard this series? Has anyone stuck with this thing since the beginning in 2001? Did some of you join late?

I actually started with Fast 6. I saw it on a plane randomly and loved how over the top bonkers it was and was like “wait, has this whole series been like this?!” And then back tracked and watched the other movies.

 

[Schlosser85]

We’re supposed to believe John Cena is Vin Diesel’s brother?

 

[antsman41]

Question for y’all. When did you hop onboard this series? Has anyone stuck with this thing since the beginning in 2001? Did some of you join late?

TF&TF, was at hockey camp that summer for three weeks and the only entertainment in tiny little Detroit Lakes, MN was their single movie theater playing only TF&TF... and then in high school we’d always get high and watch the dvd in Spanish or French (Vin’s vocal dub was hilarious) and chill in my buddy’s basement.