Flamer: the Series

[BrodieBruce]

I demand my part be editted to make me not look like an oafish sex obsessed gym teacher. three things of which I have never even hinted at in my posts

 

[BrodieBruce]

Madness! I demand my part be rewritten so I am not an oafish, sex and drug obsessed gym teacher. I am none of the four and I will not tolerate such abuse

 

[Abaddon]

Cut to Shadavan
Bison,and the others giggle at the pictures taken of Fray and Logan

Cyclops: These pictures are great.
Hyper Venom: I love my work.
Elijya: How’d you manage to make them appear so seamless?Is as if they’ve joined as one by their own accord.
Hyper Venom: What I can say,its a gift.
Elijya: Bison,why arent you joining the hilarity?

: I’m more concerned about this order.
Elijya: Who,those guys?Don’t worry about it,Jayne’s working on the location of the other coin.Hopefully we’ll be able to cut them off at the pass,and get them all.

: Huh?I was talking about the order I just made.

They pull up to the window of the Mcdonalds.

Girl: Here’s your order,have a nice day.

: Can you switch my double cheeseburger for a quarter pounder?
Girl: no…

: You‘ll live to regret this…
Girl: Thank you,have a nice day.

 

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile a van speeds past them and heads toward the the Romita Expressway.
Inside the Order of Set recuperates from their battle wounds

Jaguarr: Who were those bastards?
-jag
Dorian Gray: E. Bison and Shadalour rivals apparently.
Mongo: well at least they kept the Flamer busy.
Dorian Gray: indeed.But they’ve also set us back quite a bit.They know of the sacred coins,and probably of the Sword of Ecilam.
Illchill: Aint no thang but a chicken wang,is what I say.
Dorian Gray: And that’s why,youre an idiot.
Jaguarr: Chicken wang?
Dorian Gray: Akhenset wont be pleased until we’ve retrieved the sword,and prepared for the resurrection.
Jaguarr: Then we better get a move on it.
Triligors: No,worries.We’re almost there.

SHHdale Lanes
Daisy and Silver Sable stand near the concession stand waiting for the others to arrive.

Daisy: This is where the coin is?
Silver Sable: Yes.
Daisy: A bowling alley?
Silver Sable: *shrugs*
Daisy: It boggles the mind.
Silver Sable: Try not to think about it too much.
Daisy: Well,we’ve got nothing but time.
Silver Sable: When did you say the Flamer was coming?
Daisy: She called and said she’d meet us here as soon as possible.I just hope she gets here before the Order does.
Silver Sable: Wait..I’m getting this weird feeling.
Daisy: I’ve got some pepcid.
Silver Sable: No…I think I’m like,sensing something.

Sable wanders off,holding her head.

Daisy: I wonder if this place has coffee.
Fray: *approaches* Make it double.
Matt: Latte for me
Daisy: It’s about time you showed up.Where’s Twy,and Gunny.
Fray: They’re off with Logan, trying to look for the coin.
Daisy: Why’d you get here so late?
Matt: We had to make some stops for Logan and Fray.
Daisy: Why?
Fray: We had to change our pants.
Daisy: You’ll have to explain that one to me.
Fray: I’d rather not.
Twylight: Any luck finding the coin?
Daisy: I’m not sure,Sable went off “sensing something”.I think she just ate a bad hotdog

 

[Abaddon]

Just then the Order entered

Dorian Gray: Spread out,and don’t draw any attention to yourselves.
Mongo: What about the other coins,we still need them to access the sword.
Dorian Gray: I’m confident the opportunity to retrieve them will present itself.
Illchill: Aight,yo.We gonna do dis real smooooth.
Dorian Gray: ……somebody watch him.
Jaguarr: Flamer at 3 o’clock.

On the opposite side of the room Shadaloo enters the building through the parking lot exit

: I don’t care if you have to slap somebody’s mama,just get that damn coin!And get me one of those stuffed animals from the machine.
Elijya: Hold on,we have company.


Fray: Hopefully we can find this thing before--
Matt: uh,Fray
Fray: What is it?
Matt: I think we need to move a little faster.
Fray: Obviously.
Matt: No,you don’t understand.

Matt points north of them where Shadaloo stares at them with grim expressions.

Fray: Good,I’ve looking to tear this jerk a new one.
Matt: That’s not all….


Matt pulls her back and as she turns she spots the Order of Set watching them

Daisy: Oh,dear.
Fray: Here we go again.


Dorian Gray: Looks like we got our opportunity.

: Finish them.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: *whispers* find Sable,get the coin,and get out of here.
Matt: What about these guys?
Fray: I’ll handle it,just go.

Matt and Daisy scampers off.

Dorian Gray: It appears we have an interesting situation.

: I’ll say.
Fray: Yes,what’s interesting is that you’re too late.I already have coin.

: Blasts!Destroy her!!
The Shadagoons reach for their weapons

Jaguarr: Should we take her out now?
Dorian Gray: There’s no need to,she’s bluffing.

Oh,right,I knew that.Of course,she’s bluffing.Stupid Flamer,though ou could get one over on old Bison.
Fray: Youre right.I guess you boys are just too smart for me. *she reaches into her shirt pocket*
Dorian Gray: That’s an understatement.

Fray pulls out a gold shiny,coin and holds it high up into the air.

Fray: Guess you boys won’t be needing this.
Dorian Gray:

AHA!I knew you had it,you mischievous ****.
Fray: Now we have a predicament.Three coins.One each.

They all exchange disgruntled expressions.

Fray: Play you for it.


Meanwhile on the other side of the bowling alley,Twy distracts the shoelender while Gunny searches through them for the coin.

Twylight: So…you watch Gilmore Girls?
Equinox: My sister watches
Twylight: Oh…well,do you watch Lost?
Equinox: Sure.You a big fan?
Twylight: uh…yeah.Huge fan.I’d blow you away with my fandom.
Equinox: Ok.
Twylight: So…those people sure are lost, aren’t they?
Equinox: I have to get back to work.

Gunblade sneaks out just as Equinox turns around and sees a bundle of shoes lying on the floor.

Equinox: What the ***?!

 

[Abaddon]

Twy casually steps away and meets Gunblade by the vending machine

Twylight: Find anything?
Gunblade: Nothing.

Logan spots them and approaches

Logan: Any luck?I got nothing.
Gunblade: Nope.
Twylight: Nada.
Gunblade: Zilch.
Logan: Did you check the shoe rack?
Twylight: Gunny did while I was distracting Equinox.
Gunblade: on the bright side,we did manage to piss him off.
Twylight: I’m trying to use the fact that he doesn’t watch Gilmore Girls to justify that.
Logan: Get out!You watch Gilmore Girls too?
Twylight: religiously.^_^
Logan: Can you believethe way Rory‘s been acting?
Twylight: Well,she’s better now,especially since she made up with Lorelai.
Logan: Things look pretty sour for Keith.
Twylight: I hear Lorelai and Keith might break up before the seasons over.
Logan: Shut up!
Gunblade: eh-em.Ladies,can you continue this conversation some other time?

Matt and Daisy run over

Daisy: Bison’s here.
Matt: And so are the Order.
Twylight: What do we do?
Gunblade: Leave?
Daisy: There’s no way we’re going to find the coin here.
Matt: Where’s Silver Sable?


Gunblade points to the women’s bathroom

Daisy: I knew she was gasy.

 

[Abaddon]

Logan: You guys should go check on Sable.
Bored: bored likes animals.
Matt: Bored,what are you doing here?
Bored: bored sells water balloons here every other day.Would you like some,dim sum with those fries?
Matt: uh,why are you selling water balloons here?
Bored: No idea,but apparently its to serve the purposes of the plot.
Matt: You mean like a plot device?
Bored: bored doesn’t do drugs,silly banana man from Azkhaban.
Matt: this gives me an idea…



Over by the lanes
The two groups in a debate over whether they want to get into another mêlée or bowl for the coin.Fray stands in the middle holding what she knows to be the faux coin

Fray: I’m waiting….
Dorian Gray: You can’t possibly expect us to take you seriously.

: Elijya,hows your bowling arm?
Elijya: I don't think I'll be using it boss.The Famers probably bluffing.It doesn't look much like the other coin we have.

: Yeah,what do you think we are,noobs?
Dorian Gray: Other coin?So,youre the ones who stole it.
Cyclops: And your just figuring this out now.
Dorian Gray: Then that means the Flamer must not have any coin at all.
Mongo: Well,she did arrive before us,so she could have taken it then.
Hyper Venom: Unless her friends have the coin,and this is just a diversion.
Elijya: This is probably just a trick.
Dorian Gray: I concur.

Fray: fine,then.I'll just leave with this object which may or may not be the coin.

Fray casually walks away and then moving quickly.The Order and Shadaloo stare each other down waiting for one to react.Suddenly they all burst into a frenzy and chase after Fray.


Fray: *looks back* This better work.

She stops by a bowling ball rack for a second and begins hurling them at the others.The men dodge and weave away from the objects.

Illchill: Look out,yo!She’s playing hard ball.!!
Jaguarr: Could you get any cornier?
-jag

: Blast Elijya!Protect me!
Hyper Venom: I'll help!

HV jumps in the way of one of the balls getting hit in the groin

Hyper Venom: eep.

: loyal,Hyper Venom.Your selflessness will be remembered.
Hyper Venom: am I getting a promotion?

: No,I just wont forget the expression on your face when that ball hit you.
Elijya: look out!

: Gah!

Bison quickly grabs HV and uses his body to deflect the onslaught of colored bowling balls

 

[Abaddon]

Seeing them delayed Fray frantically runs down an aisle adjacent to the lanes.Less than a yard behind her Elijya stands in position holding a bowling of his own.He pulls his arm back and hurls it with tremendous force.The ball flies through the air,hitting Fray in the back just as she looked back.She falls instantly and hits the ground hard,dropping the faux coin in the process.

Elijya: STRIKE!!!! Sorry,I couldn't resist.

Excellent.


Dorian Gray ,who hid under some seats duing the assault,seized the opportunity and snatched the coin.He raised it victoriously before he's knocked out by a devasting kick from Bison

: Amateur

Bison kicked at Dorian and knelt down to pick up the coin.He grabbed it and stood up,looking down at Fray

: Thought you could screw me over,didn't you Flamer?Well,look whose on top now?Me!Haha!You shouldn've stayed in that museum being ****ed like the ***** you are.Haha,stupid girl.
Elijya: uh..boss.

: Not now,Elijya.I'm gloating.
Elijya: uh,but...

: Just hold your horses.Now,where was I?Oh,yes.You truly are a loser.You not only managed to fail to defeat me,you failed to defeat these other losers as well.Ha!Could you be any more incompetent?Now I have the coin,and soon I'll own the most priceless artifact of them all!And....wait.

Bison sniffs the air around curiously.He then holds the coin to his nose in an attempt to identify the smell.He feels the texture of the object and realizes what appears to be the gold coating is actually a wrapper.

: Hey,this chocolate!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Fray,sweep kicks him,knocking him on his ass.She gets up just as Elijya aims his spamgun at her when from a short distance Matt lets out a battle cry and begins launching water balloons at the villains,along with Gunny,Bored,and Twylight.

Matt: SPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!
Bored: CHEEZ-IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunblade: God,somebody shut him up already.
Bored: Bored is just trying to help,you urine-feces-plant food extract.
Twylight: Quit guys,just keep firing.

The villains are taken aback by the onslaught and Fray dashes away.An angered Bison stands and chases after her.Fray flees for dear life,but suddenly stops and remembers that Bison is a wuss,and promptly headbutts him as he turns a corner.

Fray: Ow,damn your head is hard.

: Yeah,well...your feet are big!
Fray: Is that the best you got?

: You also have poor taste in clothing.
Fray: Take it back!

: I mean who wears spring colors in the winter? Get with it, girlfriend.
Fray: Now youre asking for it.
Powderman: No...

Fray receives in the jolt in the back,forcing her to turn and face a double-barrelled shotgun staring her in the face.

Powderman: You are.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: What the hell's going on?!
Powderman: Mwhahaha I have returned!
Fray: ……
Powderman: That’s right!I’ve come back to reap a cold vengeance upon you!
Fray:….and you are?
Powderman: Powderman,damnit!


Fray stares for a moment before turning to others who give her equally puzzled expressions

Fray: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Powderman: remember,we got in that big showdown a few weeks ago.
Fray: Oh…you were the guy at the bar right?
Powderman: no…
Fray: The cemetery?
Powderman: No.
Fray: You were the one harvesting people’s organs while they were still alive…
Powderman: no,and eech.
Fray: uh…I’m sorry,but I’m still drawing a blank.
Powderman: God damnit,we go to the same high school.I was one of the guys who was being controlled by some mind-altering drug the drama teacher whipped up so he could kill some students in an arcane ritual.You dropkicked me,remember?
Fray: Oohhhh,youre that Powderman.
Powderman: Took you long enough.
Fray: Sorry,I’ve had a lot on my mind.Its nothing personal.
Powderman: Understandable,I guess.
Fray: So,how’ve you been?
Powderman: Not bad.You?
Fray: So-so.
Powderman: hm.
Fray: So,aren’t you guys having a trial or something for killing those other two girls?
Powderman; I doubt it.We weren’t ina proper state of mind,so we’ll just get a slap on the wrist.Some thread control,and maybe babysitting some newbs or something.
Fray: Could be worse.
Powderman: yeah.,I’ve been saying that since I got into therapy.
Fray: At least youre getting help.
Powderman: its part of the plea bargain.
Fray: Oh…still.So do you still plan on shooting me?
Powderman: What?Oh,no.The guns fake.I just wanted to scare ya is all.It was a joke,but it sorta backfired with the whole you-not-recognizing-me thing.
Fray: Again,sorry about that.
Powderman: Actually,I wanted to ask you about those shoes you were wearing,when you dropkicked me.I want to get a pair for my mother.

: Eh-em.
Fray: Oh,I’m being so rude today.Um,Bison,this is Powderman.Powderman this is Bison.
Powderman: Hey.

: *mumbles* Hey…

 

[Abaddon]

Fray gestures with her head for Bison to give them some privacy,and Bison reluctant steps away.

Powderman: Ex?
Fray: Mortal enemy
Powderman: Is there a difference?
Fray: I sometimes ask myself that.

They share an embellished chuckles.

Fray: Well,I got to get back to kicing this guys ass.It was nice catching up with you.
Powderman: Likewise.

Powderman turns and accidentally fires a shot,killing a young Canadian boy in an orange coat.Fray remains oblivious,and walks over to Bison.

: Who was that,your boyfriend?
Fray: No,just someone I know from school.

: He seemed awfully hostile toward you.
Fray: Well,I did forget who he was...

: Hmph…
Fray: What are you getting at?

: He’s your new enemy isnt he?I bet you hate him more than me.
Fray: Don’t be silly.he’s hardly a threat.

: Liar,liar,pants on fire!
Fray: I wasn’t worried about him.You were the only person on my mind.

 

[Abaddon]

: Yeah,right.He stuck a gun to your face.
Fray: It was a joke.

: I saw you flinch!
Fray: He’s just a friend.

: That’s what they all say.Just admit it,you have a new archnemesis and you hate him more than me.
Fray: Don’t be ridiculous,Bison.There’s no one I loathe more than you.

: You really mean that?
Fray: Of course.Youre the biggest pain in my ass.

: *sniffles* I was confused what with this new group appearing,and then this jackass at the alley,but now….
Fray: Are you crying?

: *turns* Don’t look at me!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

blow his head off

 

[POWdER-man]

Freakin' A.....I killed someone...

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: God,what a drama queen.


Suddenly Fray is tackled by Illchill,who throws her down against the floor


Illchill: Game over,yo.
Fray: Havent I kicked your ass enough?
Illchill: You trippin' yo.Aint nobody can take down the chill factor.
Fray: Your fly's open.
Illchill: Huh?

Illchill looks down and Fray kicks him in the back of the knees.The buffon falls forward and Fray rolls up and gives him a wedgie

Illchill: NOT COOL!



Several feet away the gang began running out of ammo

Matt: Crap,there’s only a few balloons left.
Twylight: Any ideas?

Cyclops aims his visor at the water balloon stand and with a short blast,took it out.

Twylight: Now would be a good time.
Bored: Now my charms are all o'erthrown.Not even the feathers of the heffalump will save us from destruction!Apple pie!Apple pie!Apple pie!
Gunblade: Um..what he said

Just then Logan leaps at the Shadagoons,claws extracted.

Logan: Somebody call in reinforcements

Meanwhile in the bathroom
Daisy,steps in to look for Sable.

Daisy: Uh..Sable?
Silver Sable: I’m in here!
Daisy: Are you ok?
Silver Sable: Just.. .*grunts* fine

Daisy walks over to the stall where the voice was echoing from and opens it to find Sable with her foot stuck in the toilet,as she was reaching into the tank

Daisy:
Silver Sable: I think the coin is in here,but my foot is caught in the toilet,and I think there’s a tampon stuck on the heel of my boot.
Daisy: More than I needed to know…
Silver Sable: Just help me!

Daisy was hesitant,but after a few threatening splashes of toilet water,moved over to help Sable.

 

[Abaddon]

Twy and Gunny jump on the backs of Elijya and Jollyjohnny,and furiously whack them over the head.In the meantime Matt and Bored try to knock over a vending machine for some reason

Matt: Lift with your legs.
Bored: But I only have two of them.


Things look grim for the Archies when just then Daisy and Sable emerge from the bathroom drenched in toilet water.Daisy holds up the coin victoriously

Daisy: There was a leak,but we’ve got it!

Everyone stops and stares at Daisy,who is completely oblivious to the fact that her soaking wet white t-shirt may drawn attention away from the coin

Silver Sable: What are they staring at?
Daisy: They must want the coin.Come on,Fray!We’ve got to get out of here. *hops up and down*


Cyclops:
Elijya:
Matt:

: Holy t*tbags!

Matt knocks over the vending machine onto Bored

Bored: AH!!Denhams dentrifice will reap a p[ague of butt maggots!


Cut to parking lot
LL,sits comfortably eating Cheetos in the handicapped space watching a Pussycat Dolls video on Matt's video-radio device,when suddenly he's struck by an odd sensation that sneds a chill through his body.

Larrylegend: My booby sense is tingling!

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: Uh,Daisy.Give the coin and Sable and run over by the lanes.
Daisy: Why?
Fray: Just trust me
Daisy: Alright...

Daisy hands over the coin to Sable.She then hurries along toward the lanes and the eyes of the men in the room follow her.Sable then runs over toward Fray but is tackled by Trilogors,who quickly snatches the coin.

Silver Sable: Hey!
Fray: What the--?Look over there!*points to Daisy*
Trilogors: Nice try,but that wont work on me.
Fray: Youre gay?
Triligors: No,I'm on Prozac.I have no sex drive.
Fray: oh...
Trilogors: Don't feel bad.I don't cry myself to sleep at night because people wont read my fanfics anymore.I feel great now!
Fray: Good for you.
Trilogors: thanks. *backhands her*

: Must..resist...urge...to...masturba....ah,hell!GET THE **** OUTTA MY WAY!!!!


Bison charges through the crowd holding his crotch and storms into the mens bathroom,where load moans and groans are echoed through the corridor.


As Daisy saunters down the steps she trips over Hyper Venom's unconcious and badly bludgeoned body,breaking her titilating hold on the men

Cyclops: gah! *rubs steam off visor* What happened?
Elijya: Its the Flamer and her tricks!
Jollyjohnny: Where's Bison?

off panel

: YEAH!YEAH!!!**** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

The battle ensues once more.Gunny gets thrown into the gutter by Elijya,while Logan easily overpowers Jollyjohnny,assaulting him with a series of punches and 8-syllable words.Cyclops sees a clear shot and blast Logan in the crotch

Logan: Gah!!!!
Cyclops: Lets get Bison.
Elijya: uh…you do it.
Cyclops: Come on,dude.Just do it.

Hyper Venom begins coming to

Hyper Venom: uuhh….so many shiny balls.
Elijya\Cyclops: He’ll do it!

Seconds later Hyper Venom is thrown into the mens bathroom in the direction of Bisons moans.



Halfway out of the bowling alley,Trilogors and his buddies run toward the exit.Desperate to catch up,Fray grabs a banana sitting on nearby desk and hurls it at Trilogors boomerang style.The fruit knocks him in the back of the head throwing him off balance,and he crashes into his comrades.Fray catches the banana as it spins back and indulges victoriously in potassium-filled deliciousness

Just then LL hovered in,curious as to what was going on

Larrylegend: Did you beat them yet.
Fray: Sorta. *points to pile of buffons on the floor*
Larrylegend: Oh,right.

Fray kneels down and snatches the coin from the clammy palms of the inept goons,and begins searching for the other in their possession

Fray: Come,on.Where is it?
Larrylegend: Wait,stand back.I’ve got an idea.
Fray: Alright,but make it quick

Fray stands back and LL pushes a button on his hoverchair that opens a compartment in the front vehicle.He turns a knob and an X-ray is fired over the Order,penetrating their clothing and exposing their skeletal structures.

Fray: Is there anything that chair,,can’t do?
LarryLegend: Make coffee.
Fray: Is this safe?
LarryLegend: Well,yeah….unless they plan on having children.
Fray: We’ll be doing the world a favor.

Fray looks around through the images of the stirring men until she spots the coin in Dorian’s back pocket.

Fray: Found it!

LL turns off the X-ray, and Fray immediately goes for the other coin.

Meanwhile an angry Bison storms out of the bathroom,holding Hyper Venom by the collar who was somehow covered in a white sticky substance.

: I told you idiots never to interrupt me when I’m conducting business in the bathroom!!!!
Elijya: Sorry,sir.But we lost track of the Flamer and the coin.

: oh,right….well,go find it!
Cyclops: I think I saw the other guys take it.

: Damnit!You guys suck ass!
Elijya: *rubs his chin* All may not be lost,sir….

Elijya steps aside and JJ pushes Daisy forward

Daisy: heh,hello there.

: Lovely.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray shouts and waves over at the others,who recovered from the attack(except Herr Logan who sat on the side with an ice patch on his crotch) and were now joined by Sable in helping lift the vending machine off Bored.

Bored: Mush!Mush!Mush!

They finally pull Bored from under the machine as Fray and LL reunite with them

Fray: I’ve got both coins.
Silver Sable: What about the other one?
Fray: We’ll worry about that later,lets just get out of here before they find us out!
Larrylegend: Quick,lets take the back exit!
Logan: Uh…go on without me,I’ll hold them back.
Gunblade: By icing your crotch at them?
Fray: He can walk it off,lets go.
Larrylegend: Geez,show the man respect.I feel your pain,buddy.These womens don’t know what its like to have their genitals on the outside.

Bored and Matt nod sympathetically

Larrylegend: Come,on.You can hitch a ride my chair.
Logan: But,it’s a one-seater…..
Larrylegend: Oh,right……
Fray: Don’t be so homophobic,just scootch over some,LL.
Larrylegend: Not happening.
Twylight: *sighs* Just ride on the front.
Logan: But its so…..phallic.
Matt: I think I hear them.
Bored: FLEE!!!!!!!!!

Logan hops on the front of the hoverchair and they all speed off in comedic Scooby-Doo style running

Just then Shadaloo steps out,with Elijya holding a gun to Daisy

: Enough games,Flamer!Give us your coin or we’ll destroy your friend here!
Elijya: …….
Cyclops: Boss…….

: Come out of your hiding place NOW,or your friend here,gets it!


the sounds of elevator music and bowling pins being knocked down echo the alley

: where the **** did she go?

 

[Abaddon]

Cut to parking lot where the gang buckles up and pulls out of the handicapped space


Fray: ah,I’ve always wondered what’d it be like to park in the handicapped space….legally.
Larrylegend: You think that was fun,you should try cutting people in line.Its amazing what they let the handicapped get away with.
Twylight: How you feeling Bored?
Bored: Diurectic.
Twylight: …..*scoots over*
Fray: Well,at least now with these coins we’re back on the scoreboard.
Logan: So how exactly are we going to get the other coin?
Silver Sable: Yeah,it’ll only be a matter of time before they come after us.We’d have a winning chance if we just got to the sword first.
Gunblade: It mightve been easier if you didn’t give up the location of the damn sword.
Silver Sable: You werent in that room.The torture was unbearable.
Gunblade: Oh,get over it.You watched a few bad movies.Most of us did the same this summer.
Fray: There’s no time for bickering guys.Daisy can you come up with anything?
Larrylegend: yeah,Daisy.You’ve been awfully quiet back there.
Matt: Uh..Daisy’s not back here.
Fray: She didnt get trapped in the trunk putting LL's hoverchair away,did she?
Twylight: No.Now that I think of it,she wasn’t even in the parking lot with us.
Gunblade: Well,whered she go?
Matt: potty?
Fray: That cant be right.
Larrylegend: I told you to do a head count before we pulled out!
Fray: I thought the buddy system would work.
Gunblade: But there’s seven of us.
Fray: No,there….oh,right I forgot to count myself.
Logan: Brilliant!
Gunblade: Nice going.
Fray: Quiet,this isnt the time to be playing the blame game.
Larrylegend: We need to turn back.

Fray grimaces and makes a U-turn.



Several minutes later the gang storms back into the alley only to find that its closing.Twy see’s Equinox cleaning up and runs over to him

Twylight: Hey!Remember me?
Equinox: Yeah…
Twylight: We’re looking for somebody.
Equinox: What do this person look like?
Twylight: Middle-aged,brunette,wears glasses…
Equinox: Not ringing a bell
Twylight: Was wearing a wet t-shirt.
Equinox: oh,her!
Twylight: Where is she?
Equinox: She left with some guys.One of them was wearing a beret,very tacky.They mustve been going to a party or something.
Twylight: Oh,no!

Twy runs back over to the others who scatterred a bit searching randomly for Daisy.

Twylight: Guys,bad news!
Matt: We already know whats happening to Cyclops in X3.
Twylight: No,Daisy’s been kidnapped by Shadaloo!
Fray: What?
Larrylegend: Great,now I’ll never get to tap it.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: I’ve had it with Bison.
Bored: Whittle down his genitalia with bay leaves,and sing a custard song before the sun gets an erection..
Matt: What are we going to do?
Fray: I’ll figure something out.In the meantime you,and Twy go drop Bored off at the school,and come back with some supplies.
Matt: What kind of supplies?
Fray: The sharp and pointy kind.
Twylight: We’re on it.

Twy and Matt leave with Bored,who was exchanging dirty looks with a menacing piece of lint

Larrylegend: So what do we here?
Fray: Wait,I guess.Bison will probably try and bargain his way into getting the coins.
Gunblade: “Probably“?
Fray: Hopefully…
Larrylegend: Who knows what those jerks are doing to her now.

Cut to Shadavan
Daisy stares wide-eyed at what her captors were about to do to her.She was scared,and tried to resist ,but Cyclops grabbed her by the back of the head and forced her head into Bison’s armpit.

Daisy: NO!!!!MAKE IT STOP!!!

: Get her head in good there…ah that’s the stuff.Hahaha!
Daisy: Ugghh,I can taste it.

: And you’ll taste plenty more if you don’t answer my questions.Now where is the Flamer taking the coins?!!What are they for?!!What do they lead to?!
Daisy: I‘ll never tell!

 

[Abaddon]

Bison: What are you protecting?
Daisy: Nothing,youre just being awfully rude about asking.And its kind of crowded back here.
Elijya: Well there’s the front seat,or the cage we have back here.
Daisy: That seat looks pretty torn up,do you have any pillows?

: NO!There’s the cage,now get in.
Daisy: But I don’t want to get in the cage.

: Then move up.
Daisy: Fine. *moves toward the front* We should make a pit stop too,I have to use the ladies room.

: Just pick a corner.
Daisy: Disgusting!

: Well,that’s just too damn bad.

 

[Abaddon]

: Its something youre just going to have to make do with.
Cyclops: Harsh
Daisy: No,its something youre going to have to make do with,if I end up urinating in this car seat.

: Why must you make things so difficult?!
Daisy: Why must you end your sentences in prepositions?!

: GAH!Make a pit stop at the next light,HV.I can’t wait till we get rid of her.
Elijya: So..um.Shouldn’t we have left a ransom note?
Hyper Venom: That wouldve made sense
Cyclops: True.

: SILENCE!!!!If youre all so brilliant,why didn’t you tell me that before we left?
Elijya: We thought you would figure that out on your own,boss.

: *grumbles* Smart-aleck. Alright,fine.We’ll just make a quick stop and let the Flamer know the deal.

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy: Pick up some deodorant too!

: Whats that supposed to mean?
Daisy: Well… it means you stink.

: Well,when you put it that way it sounds like a bad thing.

Cut to Bowling Alley parking lot
Twy and Matt walk Bored into the lot and head over to the car

Matt: So,what do you think of this sword thing?
Tywlight: I don’t know.It sounds Excaliburesque.
Matt: yeah,maybe we can use it to finish off Bison once and for all.
Twylight: Yeah,he really is obnoxious.I mean,for someone whose evil.
Matt: Its hard enough holding down the fort without having to deal with him and his goons.
Twylight: His king of the spammer world act is getting old.
Matt: You ever wonder if this is the life meant for us?
Twylight: Not really.Its kinda just something we do.Something we should be doing.Why?
Matt: It just seems kind of pointless trying to struggle with jerks like Bison when we know itll be hard to beat him,and even with we do,he’ll just get replaced by the next ubertroll who wants to play Big Bad.
Twylight: Never took you for the philosophical type,or the defeatist for that matter.
Matt: eh,sometimes it makes you wonder.
Twylight: Hm..I guess if I wasn’t doing this I’d have more time for friends…even invisible ones.But maybe some things weren't meant to be.
Bored: Chicken fingers can be daunting, mad-shoe-flavor disease corrupts the soul of poets in the deep stream of jellybean junctions.
Twylight: How poetic.


Without warning,a van pulls up in front of them,just as they were reaching their spot.Out of the van jumped out Jaguarr,Illchill,and Dorian Gray with guns drawn

Twylight: Oh, flower.