I could probably talk to her about that.
Thing is, she goes on the verge of tears whenever she talks about becoming a grandmother. She similarly cried the last time I talked about wanting to move away. She's really good at guilting me out of doing stuff, but not being gay is the first thing she's ever tried to guilt me into, and she needs to realize it's just not gonna happen. That, and I'm not the one who wants a baby in the family; she is. I'm not going out of my way to find alternative methods to have a child that I'd ultimately be responsible for just because my mother cries a lot.
Basically, I'm getting ready to give my mother a gigantic heartbreak of a conversation, and I have a feeling it's going to drive a huge wedge between us.