Man I am severely disappointed. I was pumped up like nobody's business to see this film and this has got to be my biggest let down of the year so far. Not the worst movie I have seen, but definitely by far my biggest let down. But that's my dumb fault for having my expectations too high. I had heard going into this that the movie was a mixed bag....great monster action and horrible, eyerolling melodrama between the humans. I can attest this is nothing but the 100% truth. This movie is an absolute 10/10 when the monsters are on screen, every single fight was incredible and I felt myself literally rising out of my chair. There are some genuine "cheer for Godzilla" moments in this thing. But there's these people that keep getting in the way of all that, and this film is a 2/10 when the humans are doing anything at all. And because there are more humans than monsters and they didn't pay these actors to stand around and do nothing, we get to see a lot of people standing around delivering some of the most cockamamie lines in film history. There's a moment midway through the film where one of the main characters stops the film in its tracks and delivers a 6 or 7 minute laughably bad diatribe full of utter nonsense explaining the villainous plot. It was probably the most cringeworthy thing I have ever witnessed from a top shelf Hollywood performer in the last 10 years, I literally felt bad for this person. This movie needed about 3 more re-writes to be even remotely competent, or it needed to just drop the pretense and have the monsters line up one by one to fight each other like some video game. Seriously, they could have killed off about 90% of the characters in this film and just let the monsters go at it and I would have liked this movie much, much more.
5/10