Have ever been knocked out or knocked someone out?

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Back in the 8th grade my catholic school had recess because it was K through 8. We played tackle football without equipment every day during recess. Well I know I had the ball at the time but I don't remember it. I just remember slowly waking up in the hospital hours later with nurse saying something like "welcome back".

After that football was banned. I can just imagine the panic that occurred when my seemingly lifeless body lay still in the field.

So what are your stories.
 
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I slipped on ice and woke up ten minutes later with half my prosthetic leg on the other side of the sidewalk.
 
i was playing shortstop in a softball game, dove for a ball going up the middle, it hit the base before it hit the ground, ricocheted and hit me in the temple.

apparently i was knocked out very briefly and as i was coming to, the other coach was walking over saying 'im a doctor, i'm a doctor' and i remember groggily saying 'you're a dentist'
 
I was pushed through a window by a crazy girlfriend once. I woke up 15 minutes later with cops asking her if she's ok and did I hit her, to which she replied, "hell no he didn't hit me, I f***** his ass up. That's what he gets that piece of s****. I guess when you are accused of cheating you aren't supposed to tell the truth and say you didn't.
 
At a mall, when I was in my late teens, I walked into a glass wall and knocked myself out for a few seconds.
 
At a mall, when I was in my late teens, I walked into a glass wall and knocked myself out for a few seconds.

that is awesome. I wish I was there to see it, I would've made sure I was your best friend forever. That'd be a great story to tell people how we met
 
I was going down a hill on a bike, when these people started trying to walk in front of me. I manuevered out of the way, but I hit a rock on the bike and flew off it, doing a complete flip and smacking my face in the concrete. I was out a good 2 mins apparently.

Never been on a bike since.
 
At a mall, when I was in my late teens, I walked into a glass wall and knocked myself out for a few seconds.

what was on sale that distracted you so? :)
 
'im a doctor, i'm a doctor' and i remember groggily saying 'you're a dentist'
That is the most awesome response to "I'm a doctor" that I have ever heard. Extra props for being barely conscious while doing it. :up:
 
Yes! and it was a painful one, we're playing tug of war when I was in fifth grade, and my HUGE cousin suddenly pulled the rope and BAM! I landed on the floor face first, it was painful, and after the day, I got 4 stitches on my eyebrow.

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self hypnosis mp3 audio cd's, do they really work???
 
That is the most awesome response to "I'm a doctor" that I have ever heard. Extra props for being barely conscious while doing it. :up:

he was actually a dentist though lol
 
that is awesome. I wish I was there to see it, I would've made sure I was your best friend forever. That'd be a great story to tell people how we met
It's embarassing. But yeah, it would've been a great story of how we met. I had a big bump on my head and you could've taken care of that.
what was on sale that distracted you so? :)
Shoes. :( :O
Actually, I was talking to my friend. She walked on the side that opened (the automatic door) and I missed it by a few inches. That ***** could've warned me! :mad: :csad:
 
I slipped on ice and woke up ten minutes later with half my prosthetic leg on the other side of the sidewalk.

I bet that was scary as ****... for everyone walking by. Can you imagine seeing some dude slip on the ice and then his leg pops off? :dry:

Seriously though. I've been knocked out and I've knocked people out before. I can say through much experience I prefer the knocking to the getting knocked.
 
I used to fight alot growing up. I've knocked out a couple of people (one with a head-butt). I got choked out once by a friend of mine. (We were rough housing a little too rough).
 
I knocked myself out...With my good looks....Hahahahahahohohohohohhahahahahahohohotetetetete.....Ha.
*wipes tear*
 
In the first grade during lunch recess I collided with another boy. Totally blacked out and came through while walking to the nurse's office. He had a welt on his forehead while I got my first of what would be many fat lips.
 
I was bike riding with a friend of mine lastyear, I glanced behind me to get a look at where she was at and before i knew it, i hit a tree..hard. She said I was "out for a few minutes". I dont remember any of it.
 
Here's the only knock-out I've ever been apart of, and I was on the right side:

In a time that TMNT was *the* hot show/movie amongst many young children (I was in kindergarten) a bunch of us kids were passing out roles to one another on the playground. You know, you're Shredder, you're Leonardo, so on & so forth. Well, I was ALWAYS Donatello, and here comes this new kid claiming that he's Donatello because he had on a purple shirt. We yell at eachother for a bit before the little scrub claws at my face. Here comes my very first "oh, hell no!" moment:

I yell "I'm Donatello!" and punch the kid square in the face. Down he goes, bloodied. Off I go...a hero in a halfshell.
 
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Here's the only knock-out I've ever been apart of, and I was on the right side:

In a time that TMNT was *the* hot show/movie amongst many young children (I was in kindergarten) a bunch of us kids were passing out roles to one another on the playground. You know, you're Shredder, you're Leonardo, so on & so forth. Well, I was ALWAYS Donatello, and here comes this new kid claiming that he's Donatello because he had on a purple shirt. We yell at eachother for a bit before the little scrub claws at my face. Here comes my very first "oh, hello no!" moment:

I yell "I'm Donatello!" and punch the kid square in the face. Down he goes, bloodied. Off I go...a hero in a halfshell.

:lmao:
 
I fell into a china cabinet and woke up five minutes later surrounded by broken glass
 
I've never been knocked out, but I have suffered a mild concussion and that may be even worse.

Back in middle school, playing basketball during recess, some punk was frustrated and threw a cheapshot elbow upside my head when I was turned away from him.

I went back to class and everything was blurred and flickering, like a film projector that was stuck. I was so scared and had no clue what was going on. I don't know how I made it through the period without getting called on, cause I must have looked completely lost. Thankfully, I was back to "normal" by the next class. :woot:
 
Years ago, a friend and I were getting back from seeing a movie when someone jumped out of the bushes by the front door onto my back. I spun around with him on my back, threw myself backwards at the door and smashed him up against it. I then slammed my head back into his, knocking him out and giving me a headache.

Turns out it was my friends 15 year old brother thinking he was funny.
 
I've been knocked out... By Vodka. Woke up in the bathroom covered in toiletpaper some time after.
 
Shoes. :( :O
Actually, I was talking to my friend. She walked on the side that opened (the automatic door) and I missed it by a few inches. That ***** could've warned me! :mad: :csad:

she should've bought you the shoes
 

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