Thundercrack85
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What do you pay for a bag of popcorn at the movies?
The rise in popcorn prices is due to the coming Matriarchy. The rise is so great I may have to ask my good online friend KevanG if I can move across the continent to stay with him through this rough economic time. Kev, I will require an Ipad, wifi internet access, three square meals a day and two snacks, at least, a tempurpedic foam mattress bed, mink lined slippers, oh, and hookers. Lots of hookers. This is all going to work out, I am sure. Oh and my excuse is that people I know expect me to actually pay for food, shelter and entertainment. What are they on about, eh?
The rise in popcorn prices is due to the coming Matriarchy. The rise is so great I may have to ask my good online friend KevanG if I can move across the continent to stay with him through this rough economic time. Kev, I will require an Ipad, wifi internet access, three square meals a day and two snacks, at least, a tempurpedic foam mattress bed, mink lined slippers, oh, and hookers. Lots of hookers. This is all going to work out, I am sure. Oh and my excuse is that people I know expect me to actually pay for food, shelter and entertainment. What are they on about, eh?
I think I've got some pizza pockets in the back of the freezer.
Popcorn's gross, man. It's a ceremonial snack like candy-corn, peeps and candy-canes (except instead of for holidays, it's for an activity), and like those other ceremonial snacks it's only eaten out of convention and nostalgia. We're supposed to pretend these things taste great, but there's a reason we only eat them at certain times or for certain activities. When's the last time anyone here ate popcorn when they were NOT seeing a movie?
So I never order it, myself. And don't even get me started on that yellow chemical slime they call "butter" that they pour all over it. I'm pretty sure that stuff will give you cancer.
You're there to watch a 2 hour movie not eat. If you want to eat go to a restaurant or fast food joint.![]()
Get out of here you commie.![]()