How do you break up with someone who...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hey look Jag and wilhelm are worshiped by mega-hot supermodels but prefer to spend their time attacking anonymous people on the intenet.

Do you have a job where they'll let you screw your girlfriend on duty?!?

Any openings?!?

 

[blind_fury]

I guess all that talk about relationships, hanging out, talking and caring scared blind_fury, Wilhelm. I hope you're happy with yourself, mister!

jag

Aww isn't that sweet. You care about sexy women.

Dude if you want to impress someone care about fat chicks.

 

[Duende Verde]

b_f picking up his "date" for valentine's...

 

[jaguarr]

Do you have a job where they'll let you screw your girlfriend on duty?!?

Any openings?!?

Dude, he doesn't even have a JOB!

Aww isn't that sweet. You care about sexy women.

Dude if you want to impress someone care about fat chicks.

What the hell does that even mean?

jag

 

[blind_fury]

Do you have a job where they'll let you screw your girlfriend on duty?!?

Any openings?!?

Why don't spend all this time IMing her if relationships are the answer to all of man's problems.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Aww isn't that sweet. You care about sexy women.

Dude if you want to impress someone care about fat chicks.

Heh, that'd be funny if that's how you impressed the guys.
"DoO0Oodz! I totally had the most meaningful, tender love-making session with this roTUND chick I met at Spanky's last night!

"

 

[Fran]

blind_fury, may I please ask what your occupation is?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Why don't spend all this time IMing her if relationships are the answer to all of man's problems.

'Cause she can't read, b_f. Okay?
But she watches PBS while I'm at work and there's been some progress. Okay?

 

[jaguarr]

'Cause she can't read, b_f. Okay?
But she watches PBS while I'm at work and there's been some progress. Okay?

I hope you locked up all the plastic bags and put covers on all the electrical outlets.

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

blind_fury, may I please ask what your occupation is?

He's in charge of "SwedishSupermodel-like Prostitute" Quality Control.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh s***.

 

[Fran]

He's in charge of "SwedishSupermodel-like Prostitute" Quality Control.

Intriguing.

Really. But not really.

 

[Duende Verde]

Intriguing.

Really. But not really.

The bad part is that they don't pay him, he has to pay to "work" and they aren't swedish nor supermodels.

 

[blind_fury]

b_f picking up his "date" for valentine's...

People still go on dates for Valentine's?

What a bunch of corn balls.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha, oh boy.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Tell her you don't deal with emo's. She isn't emo cause you broke up at that point. You broke up cause she's emo

 

[blind_fury]

The bad part is that they don't pay him, he has to pay to "work" and they aren't swedish nor supermodels.

Yes sometimes they're British, Japanese, Italian, or Brazilian and their breast are too large to work in modeling. t:

 

[Kyalesyin]

Yes sometimes they're British, Japanese, Italian, or Brazilian and their breast are too large to work in modeling. t:

You're not fooling anyone. I tried to become a model. Got told half a dozen times 'not enough breast'

 

[Sports_3057]

...acts like you're the only thing stopping them from falling into an abyss of depression?

I mean someone who cries at the THOUGHT of breaking up, says "I don't know what I'd do without you," and asks to hear the words "I love you," 7 times a day. ("Do you love me? Really? etc.) Someone insecure who asks to be held all the time, holds endless discussions about their problems and how you're the only person who understands them....

PLus, - it gets worse -- you've been living together for 8 months, and you would feel bad kicking them out on the street.

What do you do??

Sports would like to know if she's not good looking enough?

 

[jaguarr]

I want mind-blowing sex with women who look like supermodels not a "relationship" with some average chick..

And yet you pop up over and over again with relationship advice even though you have no clue on how to even be in a relationship yourself (hookers not included). Not exactly an expert, are you?

jag

 

[Fran]

And yet you pop up over and over again with relationship advice even though you have no clue on how to even be in a relationship yourself (hookers not included). Not exactly an expert, are you?

jag

It's pretty much the same "advice" over and over again, etc.