How to Charm a Woman

[Superman79]

rape

Have you been talking to GR87???

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Have you been talking to GR87???

Don't even think that man. :cringes:

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

awww he's not that bad. sure he's naive but don't act like his a sick and demented person.

 

[BlackCat19]

OKay I dont know how it came to this but I will try and change the subject.... its not the size, it's what you do with it that counts. What? You said it would make all you guys feel better.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

lol, only those that feel....inferior about how they measure up. Honestly to all the guys....don't even sweat it. There is nothing,....err well very little you can do to change that.

Actually I take that back there are many methods and techniques to help you out in that department.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

not that i have a problem with my penis. but what methods are you refering to?

 

[BubbaGump]

How can you charm a woman?

Top 10 ways to charm a woman

If none of these work, there's always BlackHardKnight's avatar.

 

[Shuley]

Girth is more important than length...you guys need to stop watching so much porn,women don't like to be jack hammered with a 10 incher.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

not that i have a problem with my penis. but what methods are you refering to?

Well there are several that men can do to help increase both length and girth.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

not that i need any of these methods, but how about you list them...*coughs*

 

[MaskedManJRK]

not that i have a problem with my penis. but what methods are you refering to?

One of them probably refers going south of the border...

 

[PyroChamber]

It's like breasts...more than a handful is too much. Honestly, what would you do with **** the size of her head?

Tit****ing?

I thought charming women mostly involved this...

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

not that i need any of these methods, but how about you list them...*coughs*

Well....I can't exactly post them....right out in the open. And I'm sure you don't need any, but even the guy that is 8 inches wouldn't mind being bigger.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

One of them probably refers going south of the border...

No they are actually all natural.

 

[Immortalfire]

I thought that last part was "it's the motion in the ocean" ??

"You ladies try to reassure us, 'Oh honey. It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.'. That might be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat."
~ Jeff Foxworthy

 

[SoulManX]

"You ladies try to reassure us, 'Oh honey. It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.'. That might be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat."
~ Jeff Foxworthy

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[psychocheeseman]

Only used this once and it really didn't work but you might have better luck.

Me: "Do you like poultry"?
her: "Yeah, i guess"
Me: "well suck this....IT's FOUL!" *motion towards groin*