"HUNKA HUNKA" - The Absolutely Worst CBM Scenes Ever Done

[Mandon Knight]

The whole of ASM 2.....

 

[Pennywise]

Peter dancing at the club in Spider-Man 3!

 

[Grommers]

I've never had a movie take me more out of a movie than this scene.

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I believe I actually got up and got popcorn during this scene because I didn't even want to witness it.

 

[Batmannerism]

I've never had a movie take me more out of a movie than this scene.

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I believe I actually got up and got popcorn during this scene because I didn't even want to witness it.

Yeah, sometime a movie subverts expectations and it's both surprising and clever, but this was a bit like a surprise kick in the balls - it was both unexpected and nauseating.

Ugh.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I've never had a movie take me more out of a movie than this scene.

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I believe I actually got up and got popcorn during this scene because I didn't even want to witness it.

Yeah, sometime a movie subverts expectations and it's both surprising and clever, but this was a bit like a surprise kick in the balls - it was both unexpected and nauseating.

Ugh.

"This is Iron Man's arch (bleeping) nemesis. This isn't just ignoring the comics, this is dropping their pants and wiping their butt with them."
--Honest Trailers

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

The absolute worst is the Martha scene from BvS. It is supposed to be this big dramatic moment that the entire movie hinges upon, and it was completely laughable.

 

[TeeKay]

The absolute worst is the Martha scene from BvS. It is supposed to be this big dramatic moment that the entire movie hinges upon, and it was completely laughable.

Felt like something you'd see in a blooper reel.

 

[frostanon]

Obligatory.

http://i.imgur.com/RFiJNyN.mp4

 

[Lantern Venom]

I debated offering my daughter $10 if we could leave the theater after this moment, and there were many more painful ones to come.

 

[Batmannerism]

The absolute worst is the Martha scene from BvS. It is supposed to be this big dramatic moment that the entire movie hinges upon, and it was completely laughable.

I think that it's got a very strong claim on WOAT for cbm scenes, just due to the enormous disappointment factor. That moment could have been the most powerful in cbms to date, given the characters and their iconic status - but it failed even to reach a standard of mediocrity.

Ugh.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I need someone to make a YouTube video of Batman beating the crap out of George Washington and only stops when George tells him to save Martha.

 

[Iceman]

I guess Enchantress' dance must have been mentioned here before.

 

[The Endless]

"This is Iron Man's arch (bleeping) nemesis. This isn't just ignoring the comics, this is dropping their pants and wiping their butt with them."
--Honest Trailers

Yea but Iron Mans arch nemesis is pretty lame anyway.

 

[metaphysician]

Yea but Iron Mans arch nemesis is pretty lame anyway.

I disagree. Tony Stark is a pretty awesome antagonist, with lots of depth and even legitimate heroic virtue.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Yea but Iron Mans arch nemesis is pretty lame anyway.

That argument doesn't hold up to scrutiny. If you look at it rationally (taking out your personal feelings about the character), an arch-nemesis of a long-published character like Iron Man has stood the test of time. Characters who don't resonate with a large number of fans don't win the title of "arch-nemesis."

 

[metaphysician]

Thing is, that logic mostly questions whether the Mandarin is really an arch-nemesis, or at least a particularly good one. There have been long periods in the comics where he's not appeared at all, been outright dead, or replaced by a legacy character. He's also had at least three *radical* revamps, and even more utter changes to his outfit and appearance. So, no, arguably the Mandarin hasn't stood up to the test of time, at least not especially well.

Which only makes sense: at his core, his "nemesis-ness" is not really based on anything especially coherent. His origin was uncut Yellow Peril, filled out with a mishmash of random stuff. Any degree to which he's an actual dark mirror or thematic counterpoint to Tony Stark has been retrofitted decades later, and in mutually incompatible ways.

 

[P Supreme]

the infamous jolly rancher scene in BvS infact every time Eisenberg was on screen

 

[CaptainWagner]

That argument doesn't hold up to scrutiny. If you look at it rationally (taking out your personal feelings about the character), an arch-nemesis of a long-published character like Iron Man has stood the test of time. Characters who don't resonate with a large number of fans don't win the title of "arch-nemesis."

The Mandarin is cool. But the thing is, Trevor was NOT the Mandarin. He was an actor pretending to be the Mandarin. That's something a lot of people don't seem to understand.

 

[Wildcard]

the infamous jolly rancher scene in BvS infact every time Eisenberg was on screen

Ding ding ding ding!

 

[Drizzle]

Never forget.

 

[metaphysician]

The Mandarin is cool. But the thing is, Trevor was NOT the Mandarin. He was an actor pretending to be the Mandarin. That's something a lot of people don't seem to understand.

Aldrich Killian, however, *was* the Mandarin. And aside from a few relatively unimportant features, was a very good Mandarin. . . and much, much truer to the comic character than the "fake Mandarin" would have been, if he were real, anyway.

 

[Hammer!]

The Mandarin is cool. But the thing is, Trevor was NOT the Mandarin. He was an actor pretending to be the Mandarin. That's something a lot of people don't seem to understand.

Yeah I don't get it. It's not a Letoker or EisenLuthor scenario where, this is what we got for ten years deal with it. Iron Man 4 will have the real Mandarin, and he'll be better for it after Doctor Strange.

 

[Tony Stark]

Fan4stick, the entire movie. That film makes BvS look like a friggin' masterpiece.

Most groan worthy moment, "There is no Victor, only Doom!" I practically shouted in the theater, "did they just steal a line out of Ghost Busters for this piece of **** film?"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What line is that from Ghostbusters? I don't remember it.

 

[Kane52630]

I debated offering my daughter $10 if we could leave the theater after this moment, and there were many more painful ones to come.