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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction & Films' started by Swordmaster, Dec 2, 2005.
You guys see what happens when you disrespect the administration? Do you see?!
bored beats you with a salami.
a salami, dammit!
It's good... but you're writing is awfully joky for me. It's cool though.
lol are me JLBats gonna be the lovey-dovey couple or the couple that always argues?
What do you think we'd be?
Refrain from barfing again, thanks.
is all i ever do hit MB?
Dante,MB,Flexo,Meatbag,DL,and a bloody Snipershot walk out of the gym,along with the other students.
Snipershot: teh bluuud!!!1
MB: I swear to god,If he keeps following us-
Dante: Yes,I know how you feel.
DL: So,what now?
Flexo: Yarrgh...We be searchin' fer buried treasure!!!Arr!!!
As the group continues,they see bored,passing out schedules.He pulls each one of them from his pants.
Dante: ...I'm...not so sure I want to have a schedule.
MB kicks Dante in the balls,again.
Dante: WHAT...THE...F***...Man?!What I do this time?!
MB: *shrugs* I just felt like doing it again.
Dante falls,clutching his balls.MB looks up,getting ready to walk towards bored.Hesistantly,of course.Then...all of the sudden...a beautiful girl wearing a Batman t-shirt walks up,and grabs one.MB's eyes widen.
She looks at him,and smiles,before walking away.
Dante gets up,and notices MB's strange behavior.
Dante: What's your problem?
Dante slaps MB.MB looks at him.
MB: What'd you do that for?!
Dante: You were acting all mesmorised and s***.
Dante: There's no room in this posse' for that kind of behavior,you black and yellow wearing son of a-
Alexia passes the group.
DL: Well...Don't just stand there.Say something to her!
MB: "What're you,dense?Are you ******ed or something?"
MB: ...Fine.I'll go.
MB takes a deep breath,and starts to walk towards the hot Batman t-shirt wearing girl.Dante gets up,in pain.
Dante: *turning to Meatbag* Ten bucks says He's gonna say 'I'm Batman'.
Meatbag: You're on!
MB walks up to the girl,unsure of what to say.For a long moment,He just stands,dumbstruck by her beauty.She finally notices him,and smiles.
Girl: Hi.I'm Bella.
Bella: What's Your name?
MB: Oh..my name?It's...uh...I'm...
Dante: Here it comes!
MB: ..Uh..."I'm Batman".
Dante: HA!Now pay up!
Bella: I like that name.
Bella: Of course I do.Who wouldn't?
MB: ...About half the school population.
Bella: Well,I like it.
MB: Thanks.But,really...my name isn't Batman.It's Master Br-
At that moment,MB is pushed out of the way by a large,muscular football player,wearing a Jersey that reads 'Burt Reynolds'.MB looks up,confused.
CConn: Watch where you're goin',newb.
MB: Newb?What the hell do you mean by n-
Lord Valumart comes their way.
MB: ...Oh ****.
LV hits MB with a mop,passing him.
Dante goes over,and helps MB up.
Dante: You alright?
MB: Why the **** do you care?
Dante: I don't.It's a general response to something like that.Plus,you scored me ten bucks.
MB looks around.
MB: Where did she go?
MB: The most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my cold,brutal lifetime.
Dante: ...Are you high,or something?
Dante: You're not,are you?
MB: No.I'm just insane.
Dante: Indeed you are.
MB: Who was the jerk that knocked me down,anyway?
DL: The janitor?
MB: No,the other guy.Burt Reynolds.
Meatbag: No,that was CConn.Burt Reynolds is an actor.But He's as cool,I guess.
DL: CConn's dating the girl you drooled over.
MB: DAMN IT!That's TWO girls I like that are taken by guys who are more popular and probably are only dating the said girls to make themselves more of a spectacle!
Tom Cruise: Yo.
Flexo walks back over,after being gone for an undetermined amount of time.
Dante: Where the hell have you been?
Flexo: Yarr...I be gettin' our schedules fer' us,mateys!
Dante: They just let you have other peoples schedules?
Flexo: ...I can be persuasive.Arrrgh.
They each take their respective schedules,and begin to read off their classes.
Dante: Algebra.DAMN IT.
Flexo: Arr...I gots History.
Dante: What about you,DL?
DL: I got...'Mastering Prep-Time'?
MB switches schedules with DL.
MB: ...That one's mine.
Meatbag looks at his.His eyes widen.
Meatbag:Home Economics?HOME EC?!?!
DL: Haha...Sucks for you.
Meatbag: No!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!*runs away*
Everyone else bursts into laughter at Meatbag.Except Snipershot.He stands,oblvious to everything,as usual.
Snipershot: chiken doodlz!!!1
JLBats walks up,and punches Snipershot,knocking him out.
The "you suck" isn't particularly representative of my tendency to over verbalise. Perhaps add a few adjectives and a reference to Snipershot being my most loathed of enemies, as well as an objectifying and assanine human being.
I did like the hatred of Snipershot in general though.
That was more or less of the idea.
Your character will be further developed as time goes on,don't worry.I just needed a way to end the chapter.
So Im the High School's toilet paper!?!?!
YOU'LL ALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that would be Snipershot,actually.
It was one time. Plus, you get a hot teacher that we don't
how many schedules did i have to hide down there?
....A whole school's worth.
yikes. them's some big pants!