Hype High

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction & Films' started by Swordmaster, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    You guys see what happens when you disrespect the administration? Do you see?!
     
  2. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    bored beats you with a salami.
     
  3. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    a salami, dammit!:mad:
     
  4. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    It's good... but you're writing is awfully joky for me. It's cool though.
     
  5. SapphirePrima Registered

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    lol are me JLBats gonna be the lovey-dovey couple or the couple that always argues?
     
  6. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    What do you think we'd be?;)
     
  7. Holly Goodhead Registered

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  8. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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  9. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    :rolleyes:

    Refrain from barfing again, thanks.
     
  10. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    is all i ever do hit MB?
     
  11. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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  12. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Chapter 6:Schedules

    Dante,MB,Flexo,Meatbag,DL,and a bloody Snipershot walk out of the gym,along with the other students.

    Snipershot: teh bluuud!!!1

    MB: I swear to god,If he keeps following us-

    Dante: Yes,I know how you feel.

    DL: So,what now?

    Flexo: Yarrgh...We be searchin' fer buried treasure!!!Arr!!!

    DL,MB,Meatbag,Dante: ...

    As the group continues,they see bored,passing out schedules.He pulls each one of them from his pants.

    Dante: ...I'm...not so sure I want to have a schedule.

    MB kicks Dante in the balls,again.

    Dante: WHAT...THE...F***...Man?!What I do this time?!

    MB: *shrugs* I just felt like doing it again.

    Dante: You...Bastard...

    Dante falls,clutching his balls.MB looks up,getting ready to walk towards bored.Hesistantly,of course.Then...all of the sudden...a beautiful girl wearing a Batman t-shirt walks up,and grabs one.MB's eyes widen.

    MB: I...I...I...I...

    She looks at him,and smiles,before walking away.

    MB: ...I....[​IMG]

    Dante gets up,and notices MB's strange behavior.

    Dante: What's your problem?

    MB: [​IMG]

    Dante: ...MB?

    MB: [​IMG]

    Dante slaps MB.MB looks at him.

    MB: What'd you do that for?!

    Dante: You were acting all mesmorised and s***.

    MB: So?

    Dante: There's no room in this posse' for that kind of behavior,you black and yellow wearing son of a-

    Alexia passes the group.

    Dante: [​IMG]

    MB: Hypocrite.

    DL: Well...Don't just stand there.Say something to her!

    MB: "What're you,dense?Are you ******ed or something?"

    DL: ...

    MB: ...Fine.I'll go.

    MB takes a deep breath,and starts to walk towards the hot Batman t-shirt wearing girl.Dante gets up,in pain.

    Dante: *turning to Meatbag* Ten bucks says He's gonna say 'I'm Batman'.

    Meatbag: You're on!

    MB walks up to the girl,unsure of what to say.For a long moment,He just stands,dumbstruck by her beauty.She finally notices him,and smiles.

    Girl: Hi.I'm Bella. :)

    MB: Oh...Uh...Hi.

    Bella: What's Your name?

    MB: Oh..my name?It's...uh...I'm...

    Dante: Here it comes!

    MB: ..Uh..."I'm Batman".

    Bella: ...

    Dante: HA!Now pay up!

    Meatbag: *grumbles*

    Bella: I like that name.

    MB: ...You...Do? :eek:

    Bella: Of course I do.Who wouldn't?

    MB: ...About half the school population.

    Bella: Well,I like it.

    MB: Thanks.But,really...my name isn't Batman.It's Master Br-

    At that moment,MB is pushed out of the way by a large,muscular football player,wearing a Jersey that reads 'Burt Reynolds'.MB looks up,confused.

    CConn: Watch where you're goin',newb.

    MB: Newb?What the hell do you mean by n-

    Lord Valumart comes their way.

    MB: ...Oh ****.

    LV hits MB with a mop,passing him.

    LV: Sorry.

    Dante goes over,and helps MB up.

    Dante: You alright?

    MB: Why the **** do you care?

    Dante: I don't.It's a general response to something like that.Plus,you scored me ten bucks.

    MB looks around.

    MB: Where did she go?

    Dante: Who?

    MB: The most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my cold,brutal lifetime.

    Dante: ...Are you high,or something?

    MB: Maybe.

    Dante: You're not,are you?

    MB: No.I'm just insane.

    Dante: Indeed you are.

    MB: Who was the jerk that knocked me down,anyway?

    DL: The janitor?

    MB: No,the other guy.Burt Reynolds.

    DL: ...

    Meatbag: No,that was CConn.Burt Reynolds is an actor.But He's as cool,I guess.

    CConn: :smug:

    DL: CConn's dating the girl you drooled over.

    MB: DAMN IT!That's TWO girls I like that are taken by guys who are more popular and probably are only dating the said girls to make themselves more of a spectacle!

    Tom Cruise: Yo.

    MB: Cruuuuuuise...

    Flexo walks back over,after being gone for an undetermined amount of time.

    Dante: Where the hell have you been?

    Flexo: Yarr...I be gettin' our schedules fer' us,mateys!

    Dante: They just let you have other peoples schedules?

    Flexo: ...I can be persuasive.Arrrgh.

    DL,MB,Meatbag,Dante: ...

    Flexo: Arr...Deja-Vu!

    They each take their respective schedules,and begin to read off their classes.

    Dante: Algebra.DAMN IT.

    Flexo: Arr...I gots History.

    Dante: What about you,DL?

    DL: I got...'Mastering Prep-Time'?

    MB switches schedules with DL.

    MB: ...That one's mine.

    Meatbag looks at his.His eyes widen.

    Meatbag:Home Economics?HOME EC?!?!

    DL: Haha...Sucks for you.

    Meatbag: No!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!*runs away*

    Everyone else bursts into laughter at Meatbag.Except Snipershot.He stands,oblvious to everything,as usual.

    Snipershot: chiken doodlz!!!1

    JLBats walks up,and punches Snipershot,knocking him out.

    JLBats: You.Suck. :mad:
     
  13. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    The "you suck" isn't particularly representative of my tendency to over verbalise. Perhaps add a few adjectives and a reference to Snipershot being my most loathed of enemies, as well as an objectifying and assanine human being.
     
  14. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    I did like the hatred of Snipershot in general though.
     
  15. Batman Dramatic Example

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    That was more or less of the idea.

    Your character will be further developed as time goes on,don't worry.I just needed a way to end the chapter. :o
     
  16. Holly Goodhead Registered

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    Whos Snipershot?
     
  17. dpm07 Hiking Hero

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  18. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    So Im the High School's toilet paper!?!?!

    YOU'LL PAY!!!!!





























    YOU'LL ALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. Batman Dramatic Example

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    I believe that would be Snipershot,actually.
     
  21. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    It was one time. Plus, you get a hot teacher that we don't
     
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  23. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    how many schedules did i have to hide down there?
     
  24. Batman Dramatic Example

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    ....A whole school's worth.
     
  25. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    yikes. them's some big pants!
     

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