Hype Rap

[Silverstein]

Kinda like the three word sentance but you have to rhyme. So:

Poster#1: yall got guns..
Poster#2: Makes me wanna run.
Poster#3: I ain't havin no fun...

etc.. You can change the words, after an idea is completed.

Poster#4: I feel like I be the bullet and yall be the gun.
Poster#5: Yall like cake?
Poster#6: Take me on a date..

Okay so, to start out:

I spit bullets like rain..

 

[Fran]

Cuing Bamfer in 3... 2... 1...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This thread is a pain...

 

[Warhammer]

I got this cool watch, I call it a sweotch.
My mom washes my clothes with bleotch.

 

[Fran]

Warhammer
More like war spammer
Oh snap
That was whack



*drops mic*

 

[StrainedEyes]

This thread fell apart
Nah it was bad from the start
Maybe it can recover and we can do this right
Eh **** it, I'll just go *********e all night.

 

[Warhammer]

Warhammer
More like war spammer
Oh snap
That was whack



*drops mic*

<Hype Battle Rap Time>

Oh no, you didn't
Oh no, you didn't
Franny Fran
I squash you like a can
I'll drop where you stand
I'll whoop your ass in Rock Band
My skills are in high demand
Shut up before you get banned

 

[Fran]

Hey man, I'm a middle-class white dude.

How can I come back from that?

 

[Warhammer]

Yeah, that's right. Bow down.

 

[Fran]

I won't bow down, but I will shake your hand and walk off into the sunset.

 

[Silverstein]

I never understand why people do that. Was I like that as a kid? Hmm. It's interesting how people do the same tired things as it's the first time it's ever been done.

-Take your hat and go "Teehehe I got your hat"
- Tell you how bad your thread is or how doomed it is.
- Enjoy the pistons as if they're good...*rolls eyes* (same goes for the flyers, eagles...actually don't get me started on sports teams..)
- Post stupid images in threads to either attempt to be funny or mock the thread you are posting in.

The list goes on and on...If the thread is really so bad or so doomed, then why are you here posting? I was bored. By complaining, you're doing exactly what I wanted: Giving me something to do, entertaining me in sorts. So in effect, it actually isn't doomed. It's actually doing quite well.


Anyway...

Fran, Fran, are you a man?
What about Bam or even Geo-chan?
Yall need to stop hatin, cause you sound like girls
Get on with something else or go play with your curls.
Haters tried to stop me
Haters wanna be me
But my lyrics keep flowin like Jay-Z
it's crazy
How do I find my lines?
Actually how do I find the time?
If everyone hates,
They discriminate,
how do I keep laying the lyrics all over my plate?
It's called will
and skill
I keep it real.

Peace!

 

[Warhammer]

Yeah, go ahead and run.

 

[Silverstein]

oh snap sun, warhammer handled my light work!!

 

[Silverstein]

lol you type so fast...

 

[Fran]

ChineseFooD
I am a dood
You are the one millionth person to say that
It's shocking I know, take a step back

 

[Warhammer]

oh snap sun, warhammer handled my light work!!

See, apparently, nobody likes Fran.

lol you type so fast...

I am the master MC.

 

[Fran]

So what if you hate me
Just 'cuz you ain't me
Everyone hates one another
That goes together like oil and butter

 

[StrainedEyes]

I never understand why people do that. Was I like that as a kid? Hmm. It's interesting how people do the same tired things as it's the first time it's ever been done.

-Take your hat and go "Teehehe I got your hat"
- Tell you how bad your thread is or how doomed it is.
- Enjoy the pistons as if they're good...*rolls eyes* (same goes for the flyers, eagles...actually don't get me started on sports teams..)
- Post stupid images in threads to either attempt to be funny or mock the thread you are posting in.

The list goes on and on...If the thread is really so bad or so doomed, then why are you here posting? I was bored. By complaining, you're doing exactly what I wanted: Giving me something to do, entertaining me in sorts. So in effect, it actually isn't doomed. It's actually doing quite well.


Anyway...

Fran, Fran, are you a man?
What about Bam or even Geo-chan?
Yall need to stop hatin, cause you sound like girls
Get on with something else or go play with your curls.
Haters tried to stop me
Haters wanna be me
But my lyrics keep flowin like Jay-Z
it's crazy
How do I find my lines?
Actually how do I find the time?
If everyone hates,
They discriminate,
how do I keep laying the lyrics all over my plate?
It's called will
and skill
I keep it real.

Peace!

Hey, I complained in rhyme.

 

[Silverstein]

War, you're my boy and all but you just called me out with that "master" talk. I guess you should go first then to defend your rep.

Fran, hit that beat, son!

 

[Silverstein]

it's cool, geo you're from Jersey so you might shoot me.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I'll just bottle some of the air and send it to you, you'll die on contact.

 

[Warhammer]

So what if you hate me
Just 'cuz you ain't me
Everyone hates one another
That goes together like oil and butter

Quit your whining
Just keep on trying
It's just too easy to see
You'll never beat me
The mountain to just too steep
Matter of fact, I'ma get some sleep

Peace out

 

[Warhammer]

War, you're my boy and all but you just called me out with that "master" talk. I guess you should go first then to defend your rep.

Fran, hit that beat, son!

I defeat you tomorrow. Peace out.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I don't understand why Persians always drink tee...
do you think it's cool to act ingueeleesee? (english in persian)

this europian mannor of thinking
has left me deprest and drinking

I just don't understand how you could live this way
**** this ****, I'd rather drown in the bay.

 

[Silverstein]

k warhammer...lol, noice @ A-M