I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!

[Alpha and Omega]

I know what some of you DOUBTERS are thinking. I'm going to call you, Tommy Mc-doubter-son. You're thinking the story is bull****. Well I've never lied to you before, my comrades!

Looks like my luck is finally changing!

A couple of posters had mentioned that your schtick was pretty much all an act. I was actually hoping that this was the case, more for your sake than for their ability to distinguish bs from truth.

If you're legit, congratz. Don't screw it up Kaine. This might be your last chance for awhile.

 

[InsaneMembrane]

oh kainedamo...I can always count on you to make me feel better about myself

 

[November Rain]

but you can always count on me to bring you back to normal

 

[InsaneMembrane]

but you can always count on me to bring you back to normal

you're yoruba....I use you to validate my smug sense of superiority

 

[November Rain]

I'm glad my dad bombed your asses in the civil war

too bad he missed your house sucka....


oh wait, you're not housa...

nevermind....

 

[InsaneMembrane]

I'm glad my dad bombed your asses in the civil war

too bad he missed your house sucka....


oh wait, you're not housa...

nevermind....

everybody is better than the housa/fulani

 

[Alpha and Omega]

After reading this entire thread Kaine, now I'm hoping you are an act. If not, you should know that the chick in question wasn't really a woman.

Just a heads up buddy.

Don't find out the hard way.

 

[Harlekin]

Kainedamo,

I salute thee.

 

[November Rain]

everybody is better than the housa/fulani

 

[kainedamo]

In all honesty, judging from the evidence provided, i think you've found and new friend a nothing more...

if you're interested in someone, the last thing you tell them is about your comic books and the fact that optimus prime and megatron are your voices of reason and temptation....

please don't fall for this one as well, this is definitely friend territory.

Please don't be her.

 

[logansoldcigar]

I bet they were looking for organ donors.

jag

thats pok..he wants to giver her his organ

 

[logansoldcigar]

So she'll go on the date so she can kill em and harvest his innerds.

and to follow my previous post, thats the only way he will get to give her his organ

 

[logansoldcigar]

Jesus Christ. He expects a party because he's getting a date from a woman who wants money from him.

that sounds wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much like my sex life for comfort

 

[logansoldcigar]

I end up with total strangers every weekend lol

they call that cruising. george Michael does it all the time, apparently.

 

[November Rain]

Please don't be her.

nah, her penis is bigger than mine


actually, that is rude of me, i apologise. No hard feelings...

still, i don't think she is interested in anything more than being friends based on your description of events, as optimistic as they sound...

 

[RogueLDN]

dude stop acting so damned desperate, they can smell it a mile off.

 

[Whirlysplat]

She's a serial killer. I just know it.

jag

We can hope!

- Whirly

 

[Rambo, John J]

Kaine, pay no attention to these naysayers. You have learned much, young one, but the road to success is always under construction. What you need to do now, is go and do the exact same thing to at least ten other birds by the end of the weekend.

By then, you'll have so many email addy's and numbers that it'll be you calling the shots, and not the chicks.

In fact dude, just go to Castlecourt, plonk yourself down in one of the seats. Anytime a cute girl walks past and makes eye contact, smile (not leer) at her and say 'Hi'. And that's it. Don't get up and follow her, don't stare at her as she walks away, just say 'Hi'.

 

[oakzap425]

Kaine, are you a virgin?


Because, if you are, you're giving us (and when I say us, I really mean, me) a bad name...

 

[RogueLDN]

^^^^^^virgin????? Your day will come, if you excuse the pun.

 

[oakzap425]

...Supposedly I'm supposed to lose it at Otakon this week, to some geek dressed as Inuyasha...

Goin at it with a giant sword on his hip...

 

[RogueLDN]

to a guy?
you are female then right? otherwise start excersising your a.hole

 

[Ronny Shade]

...Supposedly I'm supposed to lose it at Otakon this week, to some geek dressed as Inuyasha...

Goin at it with a giant sword on his hip...

That is a very funny image

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Kaine, are you a virgin?


Because, if you are, you're giving us (and when I say us, I really mean, me) a bad name...

give me your phone number.

 

[oakzap425]

... I don't mind fooling around with girls...


But I pretty sure I'd prefer a real penis to pop my cherry...