I have a room mate who doesn't flush the toilet

What would possess you not to flush the toilet when you take a ****. I seriously would like to know the mentality of a person that would do this. People who use public toilets do this all the time and I can not wrap my brain around it for the life of me.
 
Just say it straight out. ''Flush the god damn toilet, I'm sick of looking at what you ate''
 
That must suck... going from a personal experience of mine. So I lay down a couple a crappers a while back in my toilet and flush the toilet before more piles of crap fall into the existing cesspool. The damn thing gets clogged like I knew it would, so I run pantless to the other bathroom to wash up before grabbing the plunger. Then I go back to the clogged bathroom and I nearly vomitt the smell was so bad. Luckily it was a minor clog but an extra 5-10 seconds in there I would have passed out in the smell of my own **** (maybe the tocos from the other night was culpable). I had to open the windows and breathe fresh air for about 10 minutes straight just to get that punget smell out of my nostrils. So what's the lesson to be learned here? Crap that sits for minutes can stink up the entire joint pretty fast. Can't imagine coming back from class to take a dump in a toilet only to find **** already in there that's many hours old. I suggest the maker of this thread teach the roomate a little lesson before its too late, just from my own little experience.
 
I like the cellophane idea, personally. But I also like the idea of pooping in his bed. But here's one you get.

Have a female friend buy a big thing of tampons for you, and keep them in your room. Before you go to work in the morning or whatever, make one look bloody, and then leave it floating in the water. Do this kinda often, whenever you go to the bathroom. And then when he confronts you about it, just say "Well, you pooped in there and never flushed, so I figured whatever." And then when he asks how you get bloody tampons....well..............:awesome:
 
Timstuff said:
This is getting really annoying... I mean, it was annoying enough how whenever I walk into the bathroom after he's used it his piss is in the bowl, but today I walked in and saw the horror of horrors-- one of his big brown logs sitting in there. This is getting really gross, but I don't want to bring it up because I'm worried that either A) he'll just complain about some bad habit I had that I was unaware of, or B) it'll be really awkward, since no-one knows likes hearing that someone else has looked at their (literal) sh**. Oh well, I'm not really here to ask for advice so much as I am to vent. :doh:
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You should love your dad no matter what. :cwink::hehe:
 
FaT_tONle said:
That must suck... going from a personal experience of mine. So I lay down a couple a crappers a while back in my toilet and flush the toilet before more piles of crap fall into the existing cesspool. The damn thing gets clogged like I knew it would, so I run pantless to the other bathroom to wash up before grabbing the plunger. Then I go back to the clogged bathroom and I nearly vomitt the smell was so bad. Luckily it was a minor clog but an extra 5-10 seconds in there I would have passed out in the smell of my own **** (maybe the tocos from the other night was culpable). I had to open the windows and breathe fresh air for about 10 minutes straight just to get that punget smell out of my nostrils. So what's the lesson to be learned here? Crap that sits for minutes can stink up the entire joint pretty fast. Can't imagine coming back from class to take a dump in a toilet only to find **** already in there that's many hours old. I suggest the maker of this thread teach the roomate a little lesson before its too late, just from my own little experience.
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mu hahahhahahahahhahahahahahah
 
Since it's your roommate, just tell him nicely or leave that note about flushing. One of the two shall work.
 
Shuley said:
Megan Fox doesn't flush the toilet...
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Megan Fox doesn't pee or poop. She's more than made up for the amount of waste a normal human creates just by being in Transformers 2.
 
We used to also take the little black water line that fills the tank and divert it to underneath the lid so that whenever someone DID flush, it would squirt a line of water down the front of their pants making it look like that peed themselves or it shot a cold line of water down their back as they were sitting making them jump.
 
Metamorpho1977 said:
We used to also take the little black water line that fills the tank and divert it to underneath the lid so that whenever someone DID flush, it would squirt a line of water down the front of their pants making it look like that peed themselves or it shot a cold line of water down their back as they were sitting making them jump.
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That is awesome. I'm setting that up in the bathroom as soon as I can.
 
Don't be a wuss. Talk to him. You have every right to. Not only is it disgusting, its also a health issue. If you're too afraid to talk to him about something as minor as flushing the toilet, how in the world would you confront him about something more important?

Having lived with 5 other dudes for 4 years, and now living with a friend, his girlfriend, and their two (separately conceived) kids, I know all about having to deal with roommates; I've had the best and the worst of em. Lesson is, if you have a problem with their behavior, YOU GOTTA TALK TO THEM. Otherwise, your misery is YOUR FAULT, not theirs. Be polite about it, bring it up in a humorous fashion, what ever you gotta do to get the message across, but I can tell you that being passive aggressive with a annoying/disgusting/loud/whatever roommate is a waste of time. It's your place too, be a man and tell him straight up. If he gets embarrassed, that is NOT your fault or concern.


However, not to negate what I've said above, dipping his toothbrush into the toilet the next time he doesn't flush is amusing at the very least.
 
Drakon said:
I like the cellophane idea, personally. But I also like the idea of pooping in his bed. But here's one you get.

Have a female friend buy a big thing of tampons for you, and keep them in your room. Before you go to work in the morning or whatever, make one look bloody, and then leave it floating in the water. Do this kinda often, whenever you go to the bathroom. And then when he confronts you about it, just say "Well, you pooped in there and never flushed, so I figured whatever." And then when he asks how you get bloody tampons....well..............:awesome:
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I like this one. And for good measure put some blood on the toilet seat too :awesome:
 
Get you one of these and put it in the toilet in the middle of the night.

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I might be interested in moving in, but there's some things you should know first. I'm 23, and I love having fun. I saw you are avid movie watchers, which is great because I have a large collection of pornography. I don't really like cleani...ng, so I will expect people to clean after me. I have 5 german shepherds, but don't worry, they are cool. I have a habit of eating any food I find, but I'll try to restock the fridge with tap water at least once a week. I love playing the bagpipes, and I usually play them every night for a few hours.

Now I just wanted to let you know, I am a bit of an alcoholic. I drink every night until I black out and am often loud and obnoxious. I don't have a car because I am currently sorting out my 3rd DUI, so is it cool if I borrow a car if I need to run to the liquor store or something? I'll make sure I put some gas in it.

Some people have complained that I don't shower, but my minor odor is nothing compared to the amount of money you will be saving on water. I look forward to possibly living with you!
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I was looking for a room mate recently on Craig's List and I got this reply. :dry:
 
Not flushing the toilet after you take a No. 2 is absolutely disgusting and being a complete pig.

It takes two seconds, what's so difficult about this?

People who do this deserve absolutely no respect from anyone.
 
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