I have a room mate who doesn't flush the toilet

[CelticPredator]

I ****ing HATE pee left simmering in the toilet. It smells awful. Just as bad as a stinky dump.

 

[Hawkingbird]

Poo in his roomt:

 

[Hound55]

Flush the toilet after he uses it, then find his toothbrush and clean off any remaining residue. Rinse the toothbrush moderately (no need to go wasting YOUR time) and put it back where you found it.

 

[Immortalfire]

If someone comes to my place and doesn't flush, they get shot.

I was looking for a room mate recently on Craig's List and I got this reply.

Sounds like a winner.

 

[Lord]

The creator of this almost 3 years old thread was already banned

 

[terry78]

Who resurrected it?

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I love how there are all of these outraged toilet health board people who then get a kick out of keeping up this conversation about piss and sh**, , this is by far the most boufin thread on the go, it's frickin minging to come in here and read.
Newsflash courtesy of your local Toilet Paper: Everyone in here is hygenic and flushes the toilet of crap every time they crap.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I ****ing HATE pee left simmering in the toilet. It smells awful. Just as bad as a stinky dump.

eg, reading this type of post is as disgusting to me as walking in on a toilet that is full of stinky pee or crap.

 

[Immortalfire]

One time at a baseball game, I entered a bathroom stall and discovered a long stick of poo, standing straight up in the toilet bowl. I think the thing was even higher than the bowl rim.

Wretched.

 

[Mace Dolex]

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. He is saving the environment!

I never understood that quote, if you don't flush after you urinate then the whole bathroom starts to stink like pee, right?

One time at a baseball game, I entered a bathroom stall and discovered a long stick of poo, standing straight up in the toilet bowl. I think the thing was even higher than the bowl rim.

That's nothing, once at a McDonald's someone I guess couldn't wait for the one toilet to be free that this idiot took a dump right in the urinal!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

If I ever had a roommate who never flushes the toilet, I'd kick their ass.

 

[Immortalfire]

That's nothing, once at a McDonald's someone I guess couldn't wait for the one toilet to be free that this idiot took a dump right in the urinal!!

Oh lord

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Since reading this thread I have started flushing the toilet more, it's actually much better for washing the soap off your hands than the sink.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Hey, since you guys just love posting about all manner of toiletries for some reason, I took the liberty of stinking up the Prometheus thread with some really rank toilet humour, not usually my style, but this thread defo inspired me tonight. thank you.

 

[CelticPredator]

I wouldn't call it...humor.

 

[Immortalfire]

Hey, since you guys just love posting about all manner of toiletries for some reason, I took the liberty of stinking up the Prometheus thread with some really rank toilet humour, not usually my style, but this thread defo inspired me tonight. thank you.

I'm sure they appreciated it

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

honestly though, this thread....why? I thought it was falling off the page, and then someone resurects it with another totally disgusting post...what is the educational benefit of this thread, that is what I was rebelling agianst earlier.
and I'm gonna come into the forum tomorrow, and won't be able to help myself clicking onto the thread, to doubtless see yet another tale told of a stranger's jobbie that was not flushed in a public lavoratory back in '83, and the intense description of said crap.
why?
please stop posting crap about craps it is crap, you are turning me into one of those crapheads they always are talking about on the news.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I'm sure they appreciated it

why did you resurect this thread? the whole point of my toilet humour was to take the piss out of this thread, so to speak, people don't appreciate the irony that they are posting utterly disgusting descriptions, while bemoaning disgusting habits.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

You're a piece of s**t. The end.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

You're a piece of s**t.

Dearie dearie me, what are you turning into Mr Parkery Wayne? Why so angry at such throwaway comments?

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

The end.

why did you go back and edit this into your post, does it have some deeper meaning i am supposed to absorb...y'know, like toilet paper?

 

[craigdbfan]

You're a piece of s**t. The end.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

haha, I love tangling with people who have no patter of their own whatsoever. keep 'em coming, please surprise me this time, please, someone surprise me. it has been a while since that happened on here.

 

[steintym]

honestly though, this thread....why? I thought it was falling off the page, and then someone resurects it with another totally disgusting post...what is the educational benefit of this thread, that is what I was rebelling agianst earlier.
and I'm gonna come into the forum tomorrow, and won't be able to help myself clicking onto the thread, to doubtless see yet another tale told of a stranger's jobbie that was not flushed in a public lavoratory back in '83, and the intense description of said crap.
why?
please stop posting crap about craps it is crap, you are turning me into one of those crapheads they always are talking about on the news.

Why do continue to come in here if it bothers you so much?

 

[terry78]

Why do continue to come in here if it bothers you so much?

The internet would go out of business if this practice was actually put into play.