I just got the dream job and **** is gonna get crazy

[Son Of Logan]

My bartender tipping hinges on several things:

* Do I know the bartender or frequent the place I'm drinking.
* How much and what do I order. If I ask for a beer don't expect a tip. If I'm only getting one drink, you may have to wait till I order another.
* How much drinks cost. If it's one of those places that try to gouge you for $5 domestic beers and $10 or $12 mixed drinks, expect I won't be tipping much.
*Face-time. If it's a really crowded, really busy bar I usually won't tip or tip much. The bartender isn't going to remember you so you're not gonna get any special treatment...ie well-mixed drinks.
* How well you make a drink. If you suck, you get no tip. If you hook me up, I'll hook you up.

 

[Equint77]

E, whats your education?

I went to NYU for 2 years but the tuition nearly broke me so I dropped out..... I guess once I get some more money I'll go back and get my degree... considering I was a complete **** up in HS.... getting accepted into NYU was probably my proudest moment.

 

[user123456789]

I went to NYU for 2 years but the tuition nearly broke me so I dropped out..... I guess once I get some more money I'll go back and get my degree... considering I was a complete **** up in HS.... getting accepted into NYU was probably my proudest moment.

how they goin to let u back?

 

[Equint77]

how they goin to let u back?

I think my enrollment doesn't end for a few more years.

 

[Ronny Shade]

financial aid, b1tches

 

[Equint77]

financial aid, b1tches

lol... tuition at NYU is 42,000 annually. FA covers peanuts.

 

[Ronny Shade]

yeah, well, loans suck, but....

 

[DV8]

lol... tuition at NYU is 42,000 annually. FA covers peanuts.

GOTTAM!! well, at least the peanuts will be tasty . . .

 

[ben_reilly_s_s]

for $42,000, those better be the best damn tasting peanuts ever.

 

[user123456789]

lol... tuition at NYU is 42,000 annually. FA covers peanuts.

that's pretty high up there...

my old college was 46,000 annually.

im sooooo glad i switched to cuny.... 2,000 annually b1tch!

 

[Equint77]

lol... Julia Roberts was at my bar on Tuesday.... but unfortunately I wasn't training that day.

Plus after my shift it seemed like everyone there hanging out was gonna go to this late party with an open bar and I guess an appearance by Lenny Kravitz.

 

[Ox Elf]

I hate Lenny Kravitz. Punch him for me.

 

[Equint77]

I hate Lenny Kravitz. Punch him for me.

I didn't go... I had a 9 hour shift and towards the end I just drank and hung out....

Prince is gonna be performing on 42nd and 6th tomorrow early for the Today Show... he's gonna start around 7AM... I'm almost tempted to go.

 

[Ox Elf]

Prince is awesome. I went to the Musicology tour. Pure beauty (no homo)

 

[jaguarr]

If Prince is giving a free concert, E, you should definitely go. The man's an amazing musician as well as a top-notch performer. It'd be well worth getting up early for.

jag

 

[Equint77]

If Prince is giving a free concert, E, you should definitely go. The man's an amazing musician as well as a top-notch performer. It'd be well worth getting up early for.

jag

Well I have a 9 hour shift tomorrow and I'd probably have to leave my house around 4AM to get a good spot (maybe ).... I think I'll just wait till the next time Kravitz makes an appearance at an open bar party and go.

I'm probably a step or 2 away from ****ing around with celebrities.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm probably a step or 2 away from ****ing around with celebrities.

Ahhh. Well, give Star Jones and Sandra Bernhardt both a slap on the ass for me.

jag

 

[Equint77]

If that whale star jones came to my bar.... I think I'd throw shards of glass in her drink.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Congrats on the j.o.b. Equint. I tend bar on the side myself and that place sounds like a dream for any of us alcoholics.

 

[Equint77]

Congrats on the j.o.b. Equint. I tend bar on the side myself and that place sounds like a dream for any of us alcoholics.

thanks Vic....

to be honest I can't believe how lucky I've gotten finding this place, much less the owner offering me the job.... then everything else, the people, the area, the perks... I couldn't ask for a better place to work at now.

I'm starting a new life.

 

[jaguarr]

If that whale star jones came to my bar.... I think I'd throw shards of glass in her drink.

Dude, don't be such a throwback. Glass shards in the drink is SO old school. It's all about the GHB these days. Get with the times.

jag

 

[The Squirrel]

Congrats on the new job.

 

[Equint77]

.....

uh yeah.... I am starting a new life... I've met up to 200 people in the last week... my head is spinning. And it's not customers.. it's regulars who go there and hang out all the time.

 

[Equint77]

Congrats on the new job.

thanks squirrel..

 

[Ox Elf]

uh yeah.... I am starting a new life... I've met up to 200 people in the last week... my head is spinning. And it's not customers.. it's regulars who go there and hang out all the time.

Just be careful not to revert