I just had the weirdest AIM conversation

[Boom]

So I'm talking to a female classmate at my college, and we start talking about casual stuff. Like how our summers have been going, how excited we are to go back in a few weeks. You know, casual.

Suddenly, she sends something that leaves me speechless.

"I want a baby."

Perplexed, I asked her to elaborate.

As it turns out, she wants to have a baby with her boyfriend just so he'll stay with her.

I told her that there is no way a baby would guarantee that he'd stay with her. She then said that they signed a statement saying that if she had his child, he'd stay with her.

I then remind her that she is in school, doesn't have a job, and would have to make huge sacrifices. She adds that her boyfriend is mean to her and wouldn't care if she left. But she is completely in love with him.

And while all of this is taking place, another girl IMs me asking what I'd think if she got blue hair highlights.

What the **** is wrong with this college?

 

[Kritish]

Your classmates are dumb asses.

 

[mrsparkle]

I hope you told her not to do it

 

[Immortalfire]

Wow, that's certainly the premiere way to step into life.

 

[CristoTheSecond]

So I'm talking to a female classmate at my college, and we start talking about casual stuff. Like how our summers have been going, how excited we are to go back in a few weeks. You know, casual.

Suddenly, she sends something that leaves me speechless.

"I want a baby."

Perplexed, I asked her to elaborate.

As it turns out, she wants to have a baby with her boyfriend just so he'll stay with her.

I told her that there is no way a baby would guarantee that he'd stay with her. She then said that they signed a statement saying that if she had his child, he'd stay with her.

I then remind her that she is in school, doesn't have a job, and would have to make huge sacrifices. She adds that her boyfriend is mean to her and wouldn't care if she left. But she is completely in love with him.

And while all of this is taking place, another girl IMs me asking what I'd think if she got blue hair highlights.

What the **** is wrong with this college?

College is overrated.

 

[nosebleed.]

You should tell her you can't have babies from doo doo love.

 

[dr venture]

LOL she's trying to have a keep a man baby

 

[Dope Nose]

let us know when she'll be on Maury.

 

[Abaddon]

yep, even idiots go to college

 

[tzarinna]

I think I wanted to have a baby once........whew, those ten minutes were scary.

 

[Kritish]

She's a candidate for mandatory sterilization.

 

[JP]

I want a baby.

 

[The Evolutionist]

Wow...just...wow...

 

[Immortalfire]

Tell her you're bi.

 

[Showtime]

Your Mom goes to college.

 

[7alex]

wow.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Babies are overrated.

 

[tzarinna]

Your Mom goes to college.

Kip, is that you!? :heart:

 

[Gilpesh]

Tell her to get blue highlights. That might make up for the momma pangs she has been feeling.

And tell the other girl... those highlights would make her look fat.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Your classmates are dumb asses.

People in general are dumb asses. Anyway, what did you tell the girl about the blue highlights. t:

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I think I wanted to have a baby once........whew, those ten minutes were scary.

Lawl.t:

 

[Darthphere]

So I'm talking to a female classmate at my college, and we start talking about casual stuff. Like how our summers have been going, how excited we are to go back in a few weeks. You know, casual.

Suddenly, she sends something that leaves me speechless.

"I want a baby."

Perplexed, I asked her to elaborate.

As it turns out, she wants to have a baby with her boyfriend just so he'll stay with her.

I told her that there is no way a baby would guarantee that he'd stay with her. She then said that they signed a statement saying that if she had his child, he'd stay with her.

I then remind her that she is in school, doesn't have a job, and would have to make huge sacrifices. She adds that her boyfriend is mean to her and wouldn't care if she left. But she is completely in love with him.

And while all of this is taking place, another girl IMs me asking what I'd think if she got blue hair highlights.

What the **** is wrong with this college?

She wants to sex you up.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Maybe I should post an IM convo on here someday...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This is why you should have to pass a battery of tests and earn a license before you can procreate.

This is why the world is so ****ed up.

 

[beebtheheeb]

i like the idea of the blue hair dye