I Present Your Life In Metaphore!

[Movies205]

Bella wants a metaphore of her own, but she's too shy to ask.

I think she's afraid I might ask for her number, my picture that lurks around the corners of this place reaks of creepy stalker fat kid but I digress I blame it on the godsmack shirt I was wearing

 

[DBella]

Bella wants a metaphore of her own, but she's too shy to ask.

I do? Wow! I guess I am shy. *hides under blanket*

 

[Corinthian™]

That's what I'm saying but he won't give me another...

stop asking, you are ruining the fun

he's supposed to make crude jokes at you people

Now, Good day, Sir/Ma'am

 

[Movies205]

It's just... not hardcore enough.

IT's not my fault your mind is too small to comprehend it's greatness

 

[Movies205]

stop asking, you are ruining the fun

he's supposed to make crude jokes at you people

Now, Good day, Sir/Ma'am

I think you ruined it by explaining it, your such a dick

 

[DBella]

I think she's afraid I might ask for her number, my picture that lurks around the corners of this place reaks of creepy stalker fat kid but I digress I blame it on the godsmack shirt I was wearing

There is a need to ask? Speak to me of my metaphor, O great philosopher.

 

[Corinthian™]

I think you ruined it by explaining it, your such a dick

I got tired of the newb

my temperament is not as it used to be


WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME

 

[Movies205]

I got tired of the newb

my temperament is not as it used to be


WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME

My mother didn't approve

It's because your mexican

 

[Movies205]

There is a need to ask? Speak to me of my metaphor, O great philosopher.

I wish not to insult you with crap so madam I shall return tommorrow with a metaphore that will set your romp a flutter

 

[Socrates]

I think she's afraid I might ask for her number, my picture that lurks around the corners of this place reaks of creepy stalker fat kid but I digress I blame it on the godsmack shirt I was wearing

Girls like a man with confidence.

IT's not my fault your mind is too small to comprehend it's greatness

My mind was actually filtered of all useless bulls**t, so maybe that's why I cannot comprehend your s**ty writing.

 

[Clerk]

It's because your mexican

Wha? Pick my lettuce.

 

[Movies205]

Girls like a man with confidence.



My mind was actually filtered of all useless bulls**t, so maybe that's why I cannot comprehend your s**ty writing.

I'm not the one begging for it, your like the 10 cent ****e who thinks she's worth 10 dollars

 

[Movies205]

Wha? Pick my lettuce.

Why not tomato or at the very least Ruharb!

 

[Socrates]

I'm not the one begging for it, your like the 10 cent ****e who thinks she's worth 10 dollars

I'd actually feel insulted if you bothered to use correct grammar.

 

[Clerk]

Lettuce is more demeaning since everyone knows it's essentially water and grass!

 

[DBella]

I wish not to insult you with crap so madam I shall return tommorrow with a metaphore that will set your romp a flutter

I've very thick skin so I can take it. I know not to take most of the things said here seriously so... try me.

 

[Corinthian™]

My mother didn't approve

It's because your mexican

****ing racists

 

[Silverstein]

I'm not a newb for one thing, and you're just being childish by throwing insults...Movies doesn't give a **** about what I've been saying. It's 3 am, and most of us are only posting because we're bored. If Movies wanted a pitbull body guard he would have asked for one. He never did so lay off...

Anyway...Movies205, how is my metaphoring coming? Can you train me to give metaphors to people, also?

 

[Master Chief]

Girls like a man with confidence.

Yeah. They like your confidence for the ten drinks you buy and ride home you give. Dammit. I carry them to their rooms in their homes and I never even get a number!

 

[Corinthian™]

I'm not a newb for one thing, and you're just being childish by throwing insults...Movies doesn't give a **** about what I've been saying. It's 3 am, and most of us are only posting because we're bored. If Movies wanted a pitbull body guard he would have asked for one. He never did so lay off...

Anyway...Movies205, how is my metaphoring coming? Can you train me to give metaphors to people, also?

... holy satan

Movs, teach the kid

 

[Socrates]

Yeah. They like your confidence for the ten drinks you buy and ride home you give. Dammit. I carry them to their rooms in their homes and I never even get a number!

For real? Ask for a number before they get too drunk and if they say no continue buying them drinks until they give in.

 

[Master Chief]

For real? Ask for a number before they get too drunk and if they say no continue buying them drinks until they give in.

lol, no. That's like raping them of digits.

 

[Socrates]

If they can't even consider you as bangable material, haha, you're f**ked. Of course I mean that figuratively.

 

[Master Chief]

I get laid all the time, I just want a relationship lol

 

[Silverstein]

Yeah that's the rub. See getting banged is easy, keeping a good lasting relationship is hard.