I Present Your Life In Metaphore!

[Socrates]

I get laid all the time, I just want a relationship lol

The cherubs probably decided one day not to waste any arrows on you.

 

[Master Chief]

I'm gonna step on their glorious faces.

 

[Movies205]

I'm not a newb for one thing, and you're just being childish by throwing insults...Movies doesn't give a **** about what I've been saying. It's 3 am, and most of us are only posting because we're bored. If Movies wanted a pitbull body guard he would have asked for one. He never did so lay off...

Anyway...Movies205, how is my metaphoring coming? Can you train me to give metaphors to people, also?

You either can or you can't, a bird can not show a frog how to fly nor can frog teach a bird to be a disgusting creature like himself, such is life as well as YOU ONLY GET ONE METAPHORE!

 

[Movies205]

****ing racists

Such is life

 

[U.S War Machine]

Yo Movies, Hit me with your best shot

 

[Movies205]

Yo Movies, Hit me with your best shot

You are a penguin who lives in the tropical jungles of africa, your life resembles nothign what it should and you seemingly are best friends with a toucan and a monkey, someday you know you have to return back to the artic but god-damn it the ethiopian children need you, your all they have left! So beware of the Hippo of Injustice!

 

[U.S War Machine]

You are a penguin who lives in the tropical jungles of africa, your life resembles nothign what it should and you seemingly are best friends with a toucan and a monkey, someday you know you have to return back to the artic but god-damn it the ethiopian children need you, your all they have left! So beware of the Hippo of Injustice!

Groovy...

Super Penquin!

 

[JLBats]

Me.

 

[DBella]

Movies is not gonna do me, is he?

 

[Socrates]

You should've put more thought into how you worded your post.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

aaaaaaand cue "I'LL DO YOU!" post in 5...4...3...2...

 

[Movies205]

Movies is not gonna do me, is he?

Perhaps... But I've seen what happens to the others who've gone down that route and I need to question such a foreseeable path But I'll do you all in good-time most likely

 

[U.S War Machine]

You should've put more thought into how you worded your post.

lol I was kinda reading it funny myself

 

[DBella]

Eh, too much effort. I hate thinking. I've no brain. You can be my translator coz I'm sure you know what I mean.

Metaphor, please?

Better?

 

[JLBats]

I'll do you.









DBella is a plate of ripe spaghetti. She is like moonlight on a clear day.

 

[DBella]

Perhaps... But I've seen what happens to the others who've gone down that route and I need to question such a foreseeable path But I'll do you all in good-time most likely

This is a Metaphor thread so I hope we're on the same page. I'm leaking so no sex for me.

 

[Socrates]

Eh, too much effort. I hate thinking. I've no brain. You can be my translator coz I'm sure you know what I mean.

Metaphor, please?

Better?

I can't make others interpret your post any differently.

 

[DBella]

I'll do you.

DBella is a plate of ripe spaghetti. She is like moonlight on a clear day.

Thanks, JLBats.
Hehehe, ripe spaghetti. I'm fruity pasta?

 

[Movies205]

This is a Metaphor thread so I hope we're on the same page. I'm leaking so no sex for me.

Your life like is like a fridge, you got plenty of fresh foods, but you also got some crusty old lasanga hiding where no one can see. You also should remember to buy more milk and tomatoes. Plus if you don't use up your food it's going turn bad. And if you're really unlikely someone will leave the fridge open and it'll breka and be invaded by ants, and then you'll have to hire an exterminator which will amke it barron and sent to the junkyard where it's best friend will be a broken toaster oven and a senile racoon, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT! SO GO BUY SOME MILK NOW DAMN IT!!!

 

[Movies205]

Thanks, JLBats.
Hehehe, ripe spaghetti. I'm fruity pasta?

I did one involving food because I'm a man and I have to show I'm better than other men in front of women

 

[deemar325]

What ya got for me?

 

[DBella]

do me now

See! Cor said the same thing! It's obvious he wants a metaphor from Movies.

 

[deemar325]

Make that shyt good!!!

I'm a great guy, dammit!

 

[DBella]

Your life like is like a fridge, you got plenty of fresh foods, but you also got some crusty old lasanga hiding where no one can see. You also should remember to buy more milk and tomatoes. Plus if you don't use up your food it's going turn bad. And if you're really unlikely someone will leave the fridge open and it'll breka and be invaded by ants, and then you'll have to hire an exterminator which will amke it barron and sent to the junkyard where it's best friend will be a broken toaster oven and a senile racoon, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT! SO GO BUY SOME MILK NOW DAMN IT!!!

Oh, creepy!!! I was just about to step out to buy some milk before I read this!

I'll analyze deeper meaning, if any, later on. Thanx.

 

[deemar325]

Oh, creepy!!! I was just about to step out to buy some milk before I read this!

I'll analyze deeper meaning, if any, later on. Thanx.

It seems he's saying you got baggage.