My nephew physically assaulted me.

[Erzengel]

Oh you missed the saga of the Hooters Pimp.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

So I guess Same ole'

 

[Erzengel]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228414&page=409

It was merged with the Lounge but it's worth it.

It's like what 10 pages or so.

It's a good read.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Thanks for the link....lets see what this was all about

 

[sinewave]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228414&page=409

It was merged with the Lounge but it's worth it.

It's like what 10 pages or so.

It's a good read.

i couldn't read more than one page of that thread. i felt bad for laughing at that guy. he seemed mentally challenged.

 

[Super_Child]

The fact that he's got the punching power of wet spaghetti is beside the point.

I asked him to help me move a freezer outside and he refused. As a result, I had to do it myself (it's a small freezer) and his indoor cat got outside because I had to keep the door open for the freezer. I told him his cat got outside and I went to my room.

He couldn't get the cat inside, so he came to my room and started physically assaulting me. I didn't hit him, just defended myself. I called the cops and I am planning to charge him with assault if the cops see warrant to do so.

Nobody should have to tolerate physical abuse, ever.

You made him lose his cat I would have physically assulted you too, and I have more punching power than wet spaghetti.

PS ~ Havn't read thread, don't know if he got his cat back lol.

 

[War Lord]

Yes yes yes. That's it KD, go for the lil gazelle that's limping across the field.

Vickie's too tough for him, so he's taking his frustrations out on me, his good little buddy.

 

[War Lord]

from this thread:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8850864#post8850864


well, i guess you would know the dangers of that, wouldn't you, jonty.

BTW, its been how many weeks since you became your nephews b*tch?

have you taken advantage of that time to get your own back or plan how you are going to?? Telephone Directories dont leave marks, you know, or so Im told.....

I've chosen to leave him out of my will.

 

[War Lord]

do you have a manhood, or has it shriveled and fallen off (or,as is more likely, left you to go and find someone that might make use of it?)????

I have mentioned that it's so underused that it will probably do that someday.

 

[War Lord]

You have a knife fetish



This is a typical hype thread...one person starts making fun of the thread starter...and everyone else joins in and asks the same questions that have been answered over 100 times

It's not all bad. I've gotten a lot of posts with this thread.

 

[War Lord]

from what I can tell from your posts regarding your laws, Canada sucks donkey dick


no wonder alot of movie 'stars' want to move there.

Our laws suck big....

You're damned if you do and if you don't up here.

 

[War Lord]

True, unless they go to Singapore and pay for it just like everyone else. Here's an idea, DON'T HAVE YOUR NEPHEW OVER AGAIN.

Unfortunately, it's not my house and he lives in the basement.

 

[War Lord]

Yet you keep responding to all these posts, thus perpetuating the thread even longer than it would than if you'd just just ignore them.

jag

It gives me more posts and makes my goal of passing Dew that much closer, so I don't mind.

 

[War Lord]

But you have said several times that the only reason yopu have not "beat him down" is cos you dont want a record,so why is his size relevant?

tho personally, I reckon you would have trouble beating your little bishop, let alone your nephew.

I mentioned his size and age, because everybody is treating this as though he was ten years old.

 

[War Lord]

You made him lose his cat I would have physically assulted you too, and I have more punching power than wet spaghetti.

PS ~ Havn't read thread, don't know if he got his cat back lol.

I didn't make him lose his cat. He refused to help me move a freezer so I had to move it myself and the cat got out while my back was turned.

The cat stayed out for about 5 minutes before it got cold and wanted in.

 

[black_dust]

Hes 21 and freaking out over a cat? What a werido.

 

[Matt]

Hes 21 and freaking out over a cat? What a werido.

HEY! HEY! HEY! Do NOT divert this from the real topic...what a sissy Jonty is.

 

[Addendum]

I'm reading a book that reminds me entirely of Jonty's life...

"A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole.

Jonty is the real-life Ignatius J. Reilly.

 

[sinewave]

It's not all bad. I've gotten a lot of posts with this thread.

who needs dignity when you've got a high post count? great priorities.

 

[StrainedEyes]

War Lord came in, sympathy in hand
He wanted to tell us, to make us understand
This is what happened, this is why he hit me
This is why I called the cops, why I still have my virginity
Please everyone understand, Take my words without salt
This wasn't a tiff, this was flat out assault
I'm a man, he screamed, I do what's right
I had to, or else I wouldn't own a gas station in my life
Poor War Lord, we should all be so lucky
To not be obliterated by our noodle armed family
Middle Age is comin It's time to break out
Penis you better get ready
But one more for my post count
'For I ask the hooters girl to go steady

 

[DOG LIPS]

War Lord came in, sympathy in hand
He wanted to tell us, to make us understand
This is what happened, this is why he hit me
This is why I called the cops, why I still have my virginity
Please everyone understand, Take my words without salt
This wasn't a tiff, this was flat out assault
I'm a man, he screamed, I do what's right
I had to, or else I wouldn't own a gas station in my life
Poor War Lord, we should all be so lucky
To not be obliterated by our noodle armed family
Middle Age is comin It's time to break out
Penis you better get ready
But one more for my post count
'For I ask the hooters girl to go steady

*Sniff* That was... b-beautiful.

 

[Sean Madrox]

Hes 21 and freaking out over a cat? What a werido.

That's the only _____ he can get.

Fill in the blank.

 

[Addendum]

That's the only _____ he can get.

Fill in the blank.

"blank" willow.

There's only one kind of willow I know of, and it's *****

 

[War Lord]

who needs dignity when you've got a high post count? great priorities.

Like I'm ever going to see any of you in real life.

Although, Ooki is always welcome, if she brings a nightie.

 

[logansoldcigar]

I mentioned his size and age, because everybody is treating this as though he was ten years old.

dont see the relevance. you got slapped by your nephew, and in some deperate attempt to garner attention (what did you think, that people would think "wow, what an upstanding, law abiding guy"), posted it on the interweb.
If i were you , assuming the exact same circumstances, i would have waitied till the 'rents were out, then stuck his head down the loo and flushed it. Or taken a dump in one of his socks and tucked it right at the back of his sock drawer. i would have done something, not called the police and said "my nephew hit me. arrest and charge him".Im surprised they didnt laugh in your face.
I'll lay good money you are now (if you already weren't) the laughing stock at your local cop shop. new recruits , fresh from the acadamey, get told of the guy who would not slap back his ickle nephew, but instead stood around like an OTT mincing queen and insisted they charge him.