I was forced to kill a lizard today

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Well it summer down here...thats when critters like lizard prevail I guess...well one managed to creep into my house...and my grandma forced me to kill it, She made me spray it with DDT then hit it with my sandle.....

:(...I didnt want to, It was so young.

RIP....I called him wally
So RIP Wally

Leave comments of Wallys death here. :( :( :(
 
You're in for it now. The lizard people are gonna come for you.
 
Lizards: good rotisserie style :up:
 
You my friend are a terrible person. How dare you kill a reptile.
 
Immortalfire said:
You're in for it now. The lizard people are gonna come for you.
Aw damn...I knew theyd want revenge. :(
 
You killed Lizard?? I'll miss him. :(
 
Lackey said:
DDT doesn't work on reptiles
Actually DDT has an effect on plenty of animals and not only insects.It works on lizards too.
 
You better watch your back. Reptiles don't like it when one of their own gets killed. They are creatures of revenge.
 
Sentinel X said:
Actually DDT has an effect on plenty of animals and not only insects.It works on lizards too.

No it doesn't :)
 
Here lizard, lizard, lizard...........................I think I need a bigger box.
 
we all face decisions like this :( i hate it whenever i put a bug outside then my friend comes out and steps on it :(
 
Crocodile said:
You better watch your back. Reptiles don't like it when one of their own gets killed. They are creatures of revenge.
You tell him brother. That bastard is marked for death. :mad:
 
Sentinel X said:
Well it summer down here...thats when critters like lizard prevail I guess...well one managed to creep into my house...and my grandma forced me to kill it, She made me spray it with DDT then hit it with my sandle.....

:(...I didnt want to, It was so young.

RIP....I called him wally
So RIP Wally

Leave comments of Wallys death here. :( :( :(

Your grandma's an extremist b****.:down
It would actually be easier to stick a damn shoebox over the creature and set him roaming.

Lizards aren't INSECTS, hun....they're vertebrates, k?

<notice I did not do a SumofGod joke here. "Imagine No Rep-Til-Ians.....
It's easy if, you try......bowr bowr BOWR", etc.>
 
Definetly in trouble now. The reptiles have united with the amphibians. Look out Sentinel.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Your grandma's an extremist b****.:down
It would actually be easier to stick a damn shoebox over the creature and set him roaming.

Lizards aren't INSECTS, hun....they're vertebrates, k?

<notice I did not do a SumofGod joke here. "Imagine No Rep-Til-Ians.....
It's easy if, you try......bowr bowr BOWR", etc.>
The reptilians are not amused.

cheneylizard.jpg
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Your grandma's an extremist b****.:down
It would actually be easier to stick a damn shoebox over the creature and set him roaming.

Lizards aren't INSECTS, hun....they're vertebrates, k?

<notice I did not do a SumofGod joke here. "Imagine No Rep-Til-Ians.....
It's easy if, you try......bowr bowr BOWR", etc.>
Who said lizards were insects??....and DDT does work on lizards,I tested it myself today :O

And the worst thing, she made me drown its dead corpse....:confused: ...:(:down
 
How exactly did your Grandma "force" you?
 
Sentinel X said:
Who said lizards were insects??....and DDT does work on lizards,I tested it myself today :O

And the worst thing, she made me drown its dead corpse....:confused: ...:(:down

wicked-witch.gif


She needed it to complete her recipe.
 
Abaddon said:
How exactly did your Grandma "force" you?

Grandma's have their ways.........<.<......................>.>................
 
blind_fury said:
The reptilians are not amused.

your sig gave me this image of the mods in a chase scene running after some troll to the tune of prodigy's 'Smack My ***** Up'
 
She kept on screaming at me...I went to go get something to scoop it up and throw it out the house but she started yelling and pressuring me and gave me DDT...It was so stressful :(
 
Abaddon said:
How exactly did your Grandma "force" you?
LMFAO....I'm, heh, picturing this grandma with a gun to his head..
"KILL IT! :seething with evil: I Wanna WATCH!....KiiiIIIIiiillLLL IT!!!!!
or I'll make you do...that thing again.....KILL IT! NOW!

lol
 

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