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I was forced to kill a lizard today

I though this was a euphemism for *********ion. :o
 
Santaria is not Satanic. Mostly. :o

jag
 
Sentinel X said:
...She made me spray it with DDT then hit it with my sandle.....

:(...I didnt want to, It was so young.

RIP....I called him wally

LMAO...:D :up:

I'm crazy about your Grandmother!
 
I would've given your grandmother a DDT, and then smacked her with a sandle. That lizard murdering old fart.... ;)
 
musclesforsupes said:
If you break there tails off they still live
I know...it was a little poisoned by the DDT then when I hit it it got dismembered and the tail started wiggling...but it was already dead. :(

This how Wally looked like...although he was a little cuter, looked younger, and seemed very innocent
house%20lizard%20cropped.jpg
 
tell wally about this guy and you will get him back promise

jonathan.jpg


Jonathan is the only child of Angela and her ex-husband, Michael. He is a very intelligent boy, and he skipped a grade in school. In early episodes, fans can see the sharp contrast between Jonathan, a good polite boy, and Samantha, the tom-boy from Brooklyn. Eventually, Jonathan and Samantha become pals, and Samantha brings out the trouble-maker in him.
 
The Incredible Hulk said:
I dont practice Santaria, I aint got no crystal ball......

I had a million dollars but I'd,
I'd spend it all.
If I could find that heina and that sancho that shes found,
Well I'd pop a cap in sancho and I'd slap her down.

jag
 
The Incredible Hulk said:
Spraying DDT inside your house was probably not the wisest move....


don't believe everything you read
 
musclesforsupes said:
tell wally about this guy and you will get him back promise

jonathan.jpg


Jonathan is the only child of Angela and her ex-husband, Michael. He is a very intelligent boy, and he skipped a grade in school. In early episodes, fans can see the sharp contrast between Jonathan, a good polite boy, and Samantha, the tom-boy from Brooklyn. Eventually, Jonathan and Samantha become pals, and Samantha brings out the trouble-maker in him.


Eventually he grows up into an openly gay man.
 
Are you sure it wasn't a lizard dressed as an old lady and you mistakenly flushed your grandma down the toilet...?

Lizards and old people generally look very similar.
 
Sentinel X said:
I know...it was a little poisoned by the DDT then when I hit it it got dismembered and the tail started wiggling...but it was already dead. :(

This how Wally looked like...although he was a little cuter, looked younger, and seemed very innocent
house%20lizard%20cropped.jpg
dude killing geckos is not cool. geckos are frickin awesome! :mad:
 
Sentinel X said:
Well it summer down here...thats when critters like lizard prevail I guess...well one managed to creep into my house...and my grandma forced me to kill it, She made me spray it with DDT then hit it with my sandle.....

...I didnt want to, It was so young.

RIP....I called him wally
So RIP Wally

Leave comments of Wallys death here.

AWW poor lizard. It's in a better place now :ghost:
May the good Lord take care of the Lizard, bless his heart
house%20lizard%20cropped.jpg

:( :( :(

I was in Orlando FL, and saw a teen aged guy catch a lizard and just yank its tail off, and throw it across the room for no damn reason...It made me so mad I slapted him...and yelled, and gave him my "how would you like it if some one did that to you"speech.
It was such a tiny lizard too
:(
 
You may have been forced to kill a lizard, but consider the alternative: At least it wasn't forced to kill you.
 

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