Idiots you've wanted to smack lately, who and why?

JLBats said:
DemonWithin: For killing my uncle
Tangled Web: For dry humping a woman he doesn't know
Wilhelm-Scream: His shruggish ways grate on me
FlameHead: For being the new revolutionary messiah and comparing geopolitics to Star Wars
Super Flight: For acting like Beaver Cleaver on opium
Chelsea Mills: She knows why.
Hey, she initiated it.
 
moop501 said:
I dunno what to call them,but I'll list off general characteristics.
  • They say man/mang/brah....trying to sound cool
  • They think they're the shiz,but they're not. They always say that they're a "playa",but they're never with anyone.
  • They don't like trendy clothes and say they're ugly,when they can't dress for crap.
  • They LOL/LOLOLOL/Lmao after everything.
  • They think Wild N' Out is a good show
  • They think Yo Momma is a funny show
  • They sometimes type in alternating cApS
  • They think everything is funny
  • They think everyone who disagrees with them is either racist/redneck/gay
  • They think everything is whack
  • They think they can beat up anyone....especially behind a computer screen
  • They're idiots
You want to smack African Americans?
Noich.
 
Tangled Web said:
You want to smack African Americans?
Noich.
lol.To some,it might seem like it...but there are people of different races that act like that.Plus,that would be generalizing.

I know you're kidding,but there's gonna be someone who's gonna think that for realz.
 
Demon Within said:
Sorry I didnt know Richard Simmons was your uncle. BTW

JLBats for being related to Richard Simmons
The yankees

Last I heard, Richard Simmons is still alive, so it can't be him:confused::up:
 
Anyone who went to Comic-Con and saw the Saw 3 trailer, slap them out of jealousy.
 
Steven Segal, just to see if he could still lift his arm and hit me back.
 
JLBats said:
Last I heard, Richard Simmons is still alive, so it can't be him:confused::up:

For now, for now.....muahahahahaha for real who did i kill?
 
Demon Within said:
For now, for now.....muahahahahaha for real who did i kill?

You heard me, my uncle.
 
Demon Within said:
You know how I did it? Fargo style in the woodhchipper. :doom: :up:

If I remember correctly, you stormed into his house yelling "You won't get me this time, Frank! Do you think I still have a weak stomach, MORON?!"

And then you shot him.

His name wasn't Frank:(
 
Rev. Fred Phelps
The entire Westboro Baptist Church
Bush
Cheney
Olmert
ChoicePoint
ExxonMobil
BP
Shell
Rice
Ken Lay
Stephen Harper
Lee Scott (Wal-Mart)
Rencor Inc.
Kellogg, Brown and Root
Lockheed Martin
CNN
Ted Turner
FOXNews (and anything associated with them)
Ann Coulter (see above)
Jerry Fallwell (see above)
Pat Robertson (see above)
Organised Religion
Idiots
Fools
*******s
Pricks
(see above)
 
JLBats said:
If I remember correctly, you stormed into his house yelling "You won't get me this time, Frank! Do you think I still have a weak stomach, MORON?!"

And then you shot him.

His name wasn't Frank:(

I must have been really drunk.
 
JLbats- likes to annoy you, and is a jackass
tom rothman- messing up x-men 3
 
Super Flight said:
JLbats- likes to annoy you, and is a jackass

Super Flight- Doesn't understand basic punctuation and grammar and will avoid forming his own opinions at any cost. Most likely to be: A film critic.
 
Hitler-for what he has done
Osama Bin laden- for what he has done
JLBats- because he's not funny anymore
 
Super Flight said:
Hitler-for what he has done
Osama Bin laden- for what he has done
JLBats- beasue hes not funny anymore

This word is hilarious.

"BEASUE!"
 
Watch the crude comments please, Mr.Census.
 

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