Idiots you've wanted to smack lately, who and why?

[Incrediblejeff]

1/2 of the people on internet.
John Cena
Vince Mcmahon
Shane Mcmahon
Pat Patterson
Bill o' Reiley
Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Cartoon Network for not updating their guide ,thus making me miss Foster's Home.

 

[VIVAFIRE69]

the cop who gave me a ticket

 

[Lantern Venom]

He was inebriated. Everyone talks stupid when under the influence.

He bypassed plain stupid and went for gold ring stupid the moment he got in the car drunk. If he didn't want to call a cab ,he should have just bought the building he was in and fell asleep there.

 

[Lantern Venom]

1/2 of the people on internet.
John Cena
Vince Mcmahon
Shane Mcmahon
.

You and me both, dude. Vinny Mac has been shoving Cena down our throats for a year. Enough already.

 

[U.S War Machine]

No one at the moment

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I dunno what to call them,but I'll list off general characteristics.

• They say man/mang/brah....trying to sound cool
• They think they're the shiz,but they're not. They always say that they're a "playa",but they're never with anyone.
• They don't like trendy clothes and say they're ugly,when they can't dress for crap.
• They LOL/LOLOLOL/Lmao after everything.
• They think Wild N' Out is a good show
• They think Yo Momma is a funny show
• They sometimes type in alternating cApS
• They think everything is funny
• They think everyone who disagrees with them is either racist/redneck/gay
• They think everything is whack
• They think they can beat up anyone....especially behind a computer screen
• They're idiots

Genius

 

[Speedball]

*****es who talk on the Phone while driving.
people who talk on the phone while I'm talking to them.
people texting non-stop.
people who can't go anywhere without their phone.
can you tell I hate telephones?

 

[Lighthouse]

Customers at Wal-Mart who show astonishing levels of stupidity. Since I work there I have to see it every friggin day!! Btw, Wal-Mart itself is the best form of birth control.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This guy that was on my team last night in WOW. He left the instance in mid-battle causing all our deaths. His reason: "Dudes, there was this wicked car accident outside my house"

 

[Sloth7d]

Now that you mention it.
If I ever felt like it, I would smack all those n00bs I get partnered with on Halo2 .

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I wanna smack all the racists little kids on X-Box Live.

 

[Sloth7d]

Them too....especially when they beat me.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I like to tell them they're adopted when I toss a sticky grenade at them in Halo.

 

[Sloth7d]

Hahaha! Yeah, but they never shut up! And the mods on live don't do nothin about em.*sigh* The only thing as bad as them are the de-rankers. Its friggin annoying to get teamed up with them.
Yeah, I'd pretty much smack all the annoying people on live may I have the chance.

 

[Lighthouse]

This guy that was on my team last night in WOW. He left the instance in mid-battle causing all our deaths. His reason: "Dudes, there was this wicked car accident outside my house"

Gah!! Ninjas!!! I HATE THEM!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

There are no ninjas in WOW.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

Kurt cobain for killing rock music
richard simmons
joss whedon pompous ass
kevin smith for being waaaaay overrated
the pirates....honestly could you at least make it look like your attempting to field a decent team.
Ea games. Your ruining video games please die
Sony. Blue ray disc? $600 for ps3
Anyone having a hand in gas being so expensive
chuck e cheese for making there maskout a sellout.
the people running the NCAA
the No Fun League
pirates of the carribean(sp?) makers for ending the movie like that
Bryan Singer......x10 for crappy Xmen movies and Superman that sucked
most police officers
brett ratner. Seriously rush hour 3 give me a break
yankees

You are my Hero.

Please tell me you also don't care for Quentin Tarantino and Guy Ritchie.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

Customers at Wal-Mart who show astonishing levels of stupidity. Since I work there I have to see it every friggin day!! Btw, Wal-Mart itself is the best form of birth control.

How is that so?

I mean, where do Wal-Mart and sex go together in the same thought?

 

[Lighthouse]

There are no ninjas in WOW.

Ninjas are the term for people who join a group during a dungeon or instance and then just disappear half way or all the way through the journey. Most of the time these A-Holes just want a specific item and when they get it, they leave.

 

[Super Flight]

myself....

 

[Lighthouse]

How is that so?

I mean, where do Wal-Mart and sex go together in the same thought?

It certainly motivates the hell out of birth control.

 

[Speedball]

Oh yeah, I say Kurt Cobain up there.
He was such an ass when he was alive. His music sucked harder than Paris Hilton at 3 a.m. His misic is more depressing than anything i've ever heard in my life, and he seems so self absorbed and egotistical.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ninjas are the term for people who join a group during a dungeon or instance and then just disappear half way or all the way through the journey. Most of the time these A-Holes just want a specific item and when they get it, they leave.

Ah ha, I learned something. You know this one bastard did the other day? He left the instance after getting this kick-ass staff(He need rolled might I add), then said "My mother died, I gotta go."

WTF

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

I dunno what to call them,but I'll list off general characteristics.

• They say man/mang/brah....trying to sound cool
• They think they're the shiz,but they're not. They always say that they're a "playa",but they're never with anyone.
• They don't like trendy clothes and say they're ugly,when they can't dress for crap.
• They LOL/LOLOLOL/Lmao after everything.
• They think Wild N' Out is a good show
• They think Yo Momma is a funny show
• They sometimes type in alternating cApS
• They think everything is funny
• They think everyone who disagrees with them is either racist/redneck/gay
• They think everything is whack
• They think they can beat up anyone....especially behind a computer screen
• They're idiots

you've just described in accurate detail two of my best friends...their stupid but I love them.

 

[LEX]

Right now, I feel like smacking this Australian Idol judge, Kyle. He's just flat-out mean.

Rates right up there with Simon Cowell.