The Dark Knight Rises IESB: Script is IN!

[redhawk23]

seriously you want us to believe this?

 

[Solidus]

I dunno my Mom cleans a mean script.

 

[Lasirius]

 

[redhawk23]

OK, my mom is a cleaning lady in Nolan's office. She tells me Nolan left for a brunch date a few minutes ago and left a copy of the script on his coffee table. Nolan has a coffee table, next to the Ikea lamp by the door. The door has kind of a trick lock that only she a Nolan know about opening. So, the coffee table. Huge. Lot's of magazines and as she was clearing off Nolans morning coffee, Y'know because he likes Italian coffee, she got a few peaks of the script because she knows I'm interested. The villan is Penguin. So Nolan comes back because he left his glasses on the oak desk next to the bay window. So she accidently backs up into the lamp and as Nolan opens the door, y'know, he wants to know what the hells going on in there. My mother immediatly says "nothing much" and takes the coffee away and a few magazines and get this...she puts the script in an old copy of the New Yorker because Nolan likes the New Yorkers cartoons and book reviews. And not to be long winded, because i really have to get going here. but she has the script to Batman: War on Crime. It's a tad tattered. coffee stains and well, I'll keep everyone informed. Just sit tight until further notice.

 

[J. Custer]

My mom is the person that cleans Nolan's scripts, and makes sure dust does not get on them. She read it too. She said your lying.

...or maybe we have the same mother.

 

[Solidus]

It's funny that he tries to legitimize himself by telling a long winded story with so much detail about everything but the script itself. I do remember in the past people that tried to do this got the boot.

I just love the long winded story, and the details that make absolutely no sense, yet he's trying to legitimize himself.

 

[J. Custer]

delete post

 

[Milkman95]

Custer, that's some funny stuff.

I don't understand why you would post a made up, ridiculous story, oh well...I'm sure we'll get something more concrete soon enough.

 

[regwec]

OK, my mom is a cleaning lady in Nolan's office. She tells me Nolan left for a brunch date a few minutes ago and left a copy of the script on his coffee table. Nolan has a coffee table, next to the Ikea lamp by the door. The door has kind of a trick lock that only she a Nolan know about opening. So, the coffee table. Huge. Lot's of magazines and as she was clearing off Nolans morning coffee, Y'know because he likes Italian coffee, she got a few peaks of the script because she knows I'm interested. The villan is Penguin. So Nolan comes back because he left his glasses on the oak desk next to the bay window. So she accidently backs up into the lamp and as Nolan opens the door, y'know, he wants to know what the hells going on in there. My mother immediatly says "nothing much" and takes the coffee away and a few magazines and get this...she puts the script in an old copy of the New Yorker because Nolan likes the New Yorkers cartoons and book reviews. And not to be long winded, because i really have to get going here. but she has the script to Batman: War on Crime. It's a tad tattered. coffee stains and well, I'll keep everyone informed. Just sit tight until further notice.

Do you have a little brother that looks just like Christopher Nolan?

 

[jmc]

You COULD. But why bother? I think resolving the leftover issues from TDK could make a terrific part of the story in B3. Why ignore that, when it could make B3's story quite compelling?

Why bother? Because maybe there's a better story that can be told in moving on from the events of film 2.

 

[flickchick85]

Why bother? Because maybe there's a better story that can be told in moving on from the events of film 2.

And maybe not. Come on guys, a great story could come out of EITHER direction. There are multiple possibilities as to where the story could go - following up on some things from TDK, starting from scratch a long time after the events of TDK, doesn't matter. Both could yield great stories, there is no right or wrong way, and either direction could be taken by the Nolans. I don't know why there's debate about this to be honest.

 

[Mr. Earle]

I think J. Custer is joking. He MUST be joking.

 

[jmc]

And maybe not. Come on guys, a great story could come out of EITHER direction. There are multiple possibilities as to where the story could go - following up on some things from TDK, starting from scratch a long time after the events of TDK, doesn't matter. Both could yield great stories, there is no right or wrong way, and either direction could be taken by the Nolans. I don't know why there's debate about this to be honest.

The question is which is the most likely direction.

 

[flickchick85]

I guess I don't think one is more likely than the other. I'm personally hoping that a lot of time has passed since TDK, but I'm not opposed to a couple of loose threads returning either if the plot calls for it.

 

[Two-Face]

Oh Custer, you just hit the fan.

 

[Saint]

OK, my mom is a cleaning lady in Nolan's office. She tells me Nolan left for a brunch date a few minutes ago and left a copy of the script on his coffee table. Nolan has a coffee table, next to the Ikea lamp by the door. The door has kind of a trick lock that only she a Nolan know about opening. So, the coffee table. Huge. Lot's of magazines and as she was clearing off Nolans morning coffee, Y'know because he likes Italian coffee, she got a few peaks of the script because she knows I'm interested. The villan is Penguin. So Nolan comes back because he left his glasses on the oak desk next to the bay window. So she accidently backs up into the lamp and as Nolan opens the door, y'know, he wants to know what the hells going on in there. My mother immediatly says "nothing much" and takes the coffee away and a few magazines and get this...she puts the script in an old copy of the New Yorker because Nolan likes the New Yorkers cartoons and book reviews. And not to be long winded, because i really have to get going here. but she has the script to Batman: War on Crime. It's a tad tattered. coffee stains and well, I'll keep everyone informed. Just sit tight until further notice.

That is some impressively crafted Bull**** you have there. However, here's a tip: the "I have info for you guys--soon!" cliche is a dead give away. Well, that and the fact that your mom would risk her job to get you a Batman script.

 

[Jack]

I'm just anxious to hear some official announcements soon, (if there will be any) maybe during Inception's press or something....

Instead of idiots insulting our intelligence with the delusion that we'll believe their ridiculous lies...

 

[Carnotaur3]

I had a short chuckle reading J Custer's paragraph. I want more.

 

[FCEEVIPER]

That was way too funny!

 

[echostation]

SEE what is happening now... J Custer is dreaming about how his mother stole Christophe Nolans (yes he's actually frenchy) new Batman Avenger script,

He managed to STEAL THE SCRIPT THRU THE DREAM... this is the exact problem I have with Nolans other creation which is now real courtesy of his film... he's made this upcoming new film about how we can steal things thru people's dreams and now it's actually happening

I am afraid but it's good at least we'll be getting information soon. Why is Hollywood messing up like this?

First unnaturally dark bright blue navy characters in Tron trying to copy Avatar but the human audience will see that the actors are not alien blue aliens but just blue humans, they will be TRICKED! ... now this, where we can steal thru dreams because of prior creations.

Nolan deserves this because he did this to himself, he created this other film about stealing thru dreams and now because of it it's happening... I hope he learns soon to watch what he makes.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Riddler is not a serial killer!

Technically,he is. He targets and challenges people,in death traps, and they get killed if they fail.

 

[Mister H.]

J. Custer was clearly having a go at us. It was in fun. Folks that blasted him on it made themselves look very dense.

 

[Silver Knight]

All I hope for is a grey costume.

 

[Mr. Earle]

Technically,he is. He targets and challenges people,in death traps, and they get killed if they fail.

That's Jigsaw, not the Riddler. The riddler does heists and he gives clues of the location before he does them.

 

[Solidus]

J. Custer was clearly having a go at us. It was in fun. Folks that blasted him on it made themselves look very dense.

When you've been here as long as some of us, you would be amazed how people like this try to convince people of something. Then banned later on. So no, it does not make us "dense". This has happened millions of times before, and some going unchecked, they continue to build upon it making it worse. Then stupid rumors fly, and spread on the internet like a virus. It's best to stomp them out quickly no matter how stupid they may sound.