If another guy...

[SurfDUI]

Please...dude probably heard it both times...I used to have a pretty smokin g/f...@ times she was an evil skinny batch tho, and yea dudes would just mostly stare. I guess if I wasn't so big they would do more, but the after the second comment jus be all like 'damn girl you ARE fine' and just either slob her down real quick or grab a big handfull of her onion.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Hit the guy over the head with your pool stick, then have sex with your girlfriend on the billiard table.

Then look at the guy on the ground and say "Pal, you'll never know..."

 

[Captain Planet!]

I was going to say the thing about doing her on the pool table, but somebody beat me to it.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I wouldn't mind if it was just a passing comment, why would I? He has just complimented my girlfriend.

Now if he said "Ahhh man, your bird is soooo shaggable" or something like that, I would put three pool balls in my sock and wrap them round his head.

 

[Darthphere]

Remember, you can't **** your girlfriend when you're in the overnight cell.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

...calls your girlfriend cute while the two of you are playing pool as he waltzes by her on the other side of the table and you didn't hear him but she says he said that...what do you do? Nothing? Or talk to the guy?

How about 20 minutes later when he's leaving he calls her sexy...you also don't hear this...on his way out?

Keep in mind, the two of you haven't kissed or done anything really "relationship like" in the billards building so it may or may not look like you two are friends.

The last part of this question changes everything. If my g/f looked single while we were there, I can't be furious that a single guy was hitting on her.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, dude needs to keep that ***** in check. Grab an ass cheek, lick a tit, or makeout with her. She's your woman, make sure everyone knows it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm not Captain PDA or anything, but it's really not that hard to make it known that a certain woman is your g/f when you go out.

 

[Darthphere]

Hand around the waist will do it.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Hand around the waist will do it.

Or the boobs.

 

[Nirvana]

If he called her cute? Nothing at all. If he called her sexy? I'd walk over to her, stand really close and hold her hand, hug her or kiss her cheek just to reinforce that her and I are together. I've done it before, and the guy was like "Oh, I didn't realize you two were together, sorry". No need for violence.

 

[AndThePickles]

Be proud that you've got an attractive girlfriend, and then go over to her and give her a light kiss and put your hand around her waist. The guy will get the idea. Likewise, the girl could just respond with "thank you," but then go over to her man and make it clear she's dating him. I still get hit on/stared at when I'm out with Spoons, but I just grab his hand and give him a kiss. It's more annoying when he's NOT there and I have to keep repeating "I have a boyfriend."

 

[Darthphere]

Be proud that you've got an attractive girlfriend, and then go over to her and give her a light kiss and put your hand around her waist. The guy will get the idea. Likewise, the girl could just respond with "thank you," but then go over to her man and make it clear she's dating him. I still get hit on/stared at when I'm out with Spoons, but I just grab his hand and give him a kiss. It's more annoying when he's NOT there and I have to keep repeating "I have a boyfriend."

I said sorry, Jesus.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Be proud that you've got an attractive girlfriend, and then go over to her and give her a light kiss and put your hand around her waist. The guy will get the idea. Likewise, the girl could just respond with "thank you," but then go over to her man and make it clear she's dating him. I still get hit on/stared at when I'm out with Spoons, but I just grab his hand and give him a kiss. It's more annoying when he's NOT there and I have to keep repeating "I have a boyfriend."

I thought you were going to tell a story about him busting some heads, yo.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Or you could simply say "Yes she is cute and I am very lucky to be with her. So don't get any funny ideas mutha trucka!!!!"

 

[AndThePickles]

I thought you were going to tell a story about him busting some heads, yo.

Haha, no. He's never done such a thing. I vaguely recall this one time we were at a bar and some drunk guy behind us put his hand on my butt, and I kinda hoped the ABM would come out, but alas

 

[Captain Planet!]

Haha, no. He's never done such a thing. I vaguely recall this one time we were at a bar and some drunk guy behind us put his hand on my butt, and I kinda hoped the ABM would come out, but alas

Spoons is such a pansy.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The ABM is on vacation

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Spoons is such a pansy.

Spoons isn't a brute

 

[AndThePickles]

Spoons is such a pansy.

AKA he doesn't overreact and get us kicked out of bars

 

[Captain Planet!]

Spoons isn't a brute

You have big muscles (So I hear, anyway)... Use them like God intended them to be used!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha. I'll do that the second I get infected with gamma radiation.

 

[knowsbleed]

Haha, no. He's never done such a thing. I vaguely recall this one time we were at a bar and some drunk guy behind us put his hand on my butt, and I kinda hoped the ABM would come out, but alas

Yeah... he knows better than to mess with me.

 

[SolarTiger]

I wouldn't mind if it was just a passing comment, why would I? He has just complimented my girlfriend.

Now if he said "Ahhh man, your bird is soooo shaggable" or something like that, I would put three pool balls in my sock and wrap them round his head.

Yes exactly, would you rather him say she is ugly?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Cast the d-bag back into the hairy puts of his mother's crotch of whence it came!!!! ISILDUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No but seriously, politely let him know you'd appreciate it if he didn't do it anymore and do this in private.