If you committed a murder, how would you dispose of the body

[Alex The Great]

I do not whant to help with your ''problem'' whirly

 

[DV8]

Not in the U.K. with all the CCTV everywhere.

wtf is the CCTV?

Thats really flawed on so many levels.

seriously . . . nobody really notices when I'm gone from work; I could be anywhere . . . nobody ever asks; I come back w/ some McDonald's and say I was on lunch . . .

 

[Whirlysplat]

I do not whant to help with your ''problem'' whirly

Oh, come on. Crime is interesting.

 

[DV8]

another thing I'd do is find some lowlife to 'help' me with the murder . . . then I just shoot them both and make it look like a murder/suicide . . .

 

[Whirlysplat]

wtf is the CCTV?

Cameras often local council controlled. In London you get get caught on CCTV ten different ways in a minute.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If you kept the person in a deep freezer and slowly cooked and fed him/her to your dogs; they'd eat it right?

 

[DV8]

Cameras often local council controlled. In London you get get caught on CCTV ten different ways in a minute.

oh that totally rains on your parade if you're planning a murder . . .

 

[DV8]

If you kept the person in a deep freezer and slowly cooked and fed him/her to your dogs; they'd eat it right?

heck yeah!! not sure if they can consume the bone too though . . .

 

[Stotch]

I'd eat it.

 

[The Apocalypse]

I wouldn't reveal that on this site..

 

[Alex The Great]

Oh, come on. Crime is interesting.

how interesting?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

If you kept the person in a deep freezer and slowly cooked and fed him/her to your dogs; they'd eat it right?

Dogs will eat anything, could the police find a persons DNA in dog poo though?

 

[Untilteld]

Just burn the body?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

heck yeah!! not sure if they can consume the bone too though . . .

The bone disposal wouldn't be too hard. It's the meat that's the problem haha

 

[Anubis]

Cameras often local council controlled. In London you get get caught on CCTV ten different ways in a minute.

Well, you could always kill em in Manchester or something.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Dogs will eat anything, could the police find a persons DNA in dog poo though?

Make sure to dispose of your dog's feces properly. Drive it straight to the dump or bury it.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Sell it on Ebay

Starting bid low for this authentic Day of the Dead prop replica, comes with battered clothing. Or just cut it up and sell it as 'Micheal Jacksons Spare parts'

 

[The Geek Vault]

I remember I saw this thing on cults and that's how they got away with it? They burned em

 

[Erzengel]

As DV8 said, pigs. They eat everything. Even bone.

 

[Ice-man]

and avoid being caught...?
What are the key elements to avoiding modern forensic technique?!?

Hack him/her up put him/her in a create and drop him/her in the middle of the ocean in a remote part of the world.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Hack him/her up put him/her in a create and drop him/her in the middle of the ocean in a remote part of the world.

Customs: Anything to declare?

Whirly: Apart from a dead body, no.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Edgar Allan Poe's "Cask Of Amontillado" def has a genius way of murder AND body disposal

 

[The Geek Vault]

Edgar Allan Poe's "Cask Of Amontillado" def has a genius way of murder AND body disposal

How's this work?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wall him up in your basement...alive

 

[Captain Planet!]

I'm innocent I tells ya'! INNOCENT!