If you committed a murder, how would you dispose of the body

[Ghostvirus]

Somebodies asking to many f**king questions.

 

[bullets]

I'd leave it there and go on the run . No sense in sitting around waiting to be caught .

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

burn the house

 

[Carcharodon]

Yank the teeth, burn the body (and see the job through until it's incinerated). Dunno what I'd do with the teeth, though.

OR, securely wrap a make-shift coffin with lots of heavy chain and drop it off in the mid-Pacific.

 

[EdRyder]

Yank the teeth, burn the body (and see the job through until it's incinerated). Dunno what I'd do with the teeth, though.

OR, securely wrap a make-shift coffin with lots of heavy chain and drop it off in the mid-Pacific.

Put them under your pillow??

 

[Carcharodon]

Put them under your pillow??

I could turn a profit!

 

[DV8]

Put them under your pillow??

I could turn a profit!

with financing rates the tooth fairy gets and accounting for inflation, those teeth could very well finance the very caper itself, seeeeee

 

[Whirlysplat]

Lot's of good ideas guys. I think we are on the way to planning the perfect murder. We have varied disposal methods. Now what is the best way to commit the act and ensure our victim dies?

 

[DV8]

the less messy the better . . .

 

[raybia]

I'd definitely eat it and make stuff out of the bones.

Grind up the bones to make your bread.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Lot's of good ideas guys. I think we are on the way to planning the perfect murder. We have varied disposal methods. Now what is the best way to commit the act and ensure our victim dies?

Spoiler

Nature's most underrated murder weapon. The evidence takes care of itself

 

[Eggyman]

The best way to cover your tracks is to make them on purpose. False tracks. Maybe tracks that lead to someone else.

Also, having a wife works too. Get her drunk and go to bed with her; when she passes out, there's your alibi


Edit: Forgot to answer the question I wouldn't dispose of the body. I'd let it be found to frame someone I didn't like but not enough to kill

 

[Whirlysplat]

Spoiler

Nature's most underrated murder weapon. The evidence takes care of itself

Do you mean drown or freeze. I like both.....

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Do you mean drown or freeze. I like both.....

Haha, no. I meant stabbing somebody to death with an icicle

 

[DV8]

Haha, no. I meant stabbing somebody to death with an icicle

like in Die Hard 2: Die Harder

 

[DV8]

although it's not 'harder' to die by icicle . . . da-dumm-csssshhhh! oh that was a weak punchline

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I've yet to see those punks on CSI find fingerprints in water

 

[Whirlysplat]

Haha, no. I meant stabbing somebody to death with an icicle

Good point. No murder weapon!!!

 

[DV8]

^almost foolproof . . . unless you live in Florida

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^almost foolproof . . . unless you live in Florida

Haha, you go to stab the guy and the icicle would just be a cube

 

[AndThePickles]

Haha, no. I meant stabbing somebody to death with an icicle

I'll be sure to start avoiding you when it freezes over outside

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll be sure to start avoiding you when it freezes over outside

You know damn well how often my friends and I had our "perfect murder" convos lol

 

[Jedi Master]

Thirded.

Fourthed

 

[AndThePickles]

You know damn well how often my friends and I had our "perfect murder" convos lol

That's how I came in here knowing you'd post that icicle

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's how I came in here knowing you'd post that icicle

It's perfect