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I'm confused.

The Incredible Hulk said:
so wait...she scheduled an appointment with you? :confused:
hahah


''at 2pm I have a date with you, but it must be wrapped up by 3pm as Im going on a date with someone else after tha, oh and do you think you might be available next week weds at 1pm''
 
She thinks that the only reason you would have broken up with her is that if someone 'better' came along (because that's the only reason she'd have broke up with you - it's never 'okay' to just be single, you know. :eek: ).

And now, since you aren't dating anyone else (that she knows of), she thinks that either a) you were going for a girl that was too far above you and failed, so you're now chagrined and ready to take her back or b) that you realized you still have feelings for her and secretly want to get back togeter, so she's doing you the 'favor' of coming back to you.


Whatever the case, she's screwy... run away... far away... and run fast.
 
what the hell is that :(
 
Ok. I just got back from my "appointment" and I realized how dull she is. I had a more interesting conversation with her dog then with her.

Oh, and i kept a bag of ships or whatever i could find next to me at all times so that she couldn't get close to me. It was pure genius.
 
passerby said:
Ok so I thought I broke up with my girlfriend 3 months ago, but then the other day she calls and wants to hang out like it never happen.

So I'm wondering if i should break it off again or hang out, or if I should jsut ponder why in the world she would call.

i say hang out with her, give her a nice, angry, hate-bang, then cease calling or talking to her again... except maybe sending her an email or letter telling her that you just wanted that one last anger-f*** to get the last laugh.

i'm petty.
 
Mr. Credible said:
i say hang out with her, give her a nice, angry, hate-bang, then cease calling or talking to her again... except maybe sending her an email or letter telling her that you just wanted that one last anger-f*** to get the last laugh.

i'm petty.

Dude. I jsut got back from hanging out. I tried not calling her it only worked for 3 months.
 
passerby said:
Dude. I jsut got back from hanging out. I tried not calling her it only worked for 3 months.

what do you mean you tried not calling her?

do, or do not do... there is no try. :mad:
 
Mr. Credible said:
what do you mean you tried not calling her?

do, or do not do... there is no try. :mad:

I tried and failed cause she ended up calling me.
 
passerby said:
I tried and failed cause she ended up calling me.

well then i demand you hang out with her again and give her the hardest, most animmalistic sex of her life... hit it doggy style, and when she turns around to look at you, point at her and say "don't look at me! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!"

then, when you're laying there with her after the sex, and she tries to cuddle, tell her "hey, i don't like to be touched afterwards" then leave.

i have spoken!
 
Mr. Credible said:
well then i demand you hang out with her again and give her the hardest, most animmalistic sex of her life... hit it doggy style, and when she turns around to look at you, point at her and say "don't look at me! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!"

then, when you're laying there with her after the sex, and she tries to cuddle, tell her "hey, i don't like to be touched afterwards" then leave.

i have spoken!

Yaaaa....i'll have to pass.
 

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