Iron Man 3 IM3 Official Caption thread

[Panthro]

MANDARIN: "Gandhi? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[mc7791]

"come to Butthead."

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "Hi, I'm Plenty."

MANDARIN: "But of course you are."

BLACK WIDOW: "Plenty O'Toole."

MANDARIN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

 

[3dman27]

more pics and captions please

 

[mc7791]

Mandarin: Im sure to win Whisker Wars this year!

 

[kedrell]

Mandarin: "I'm not only the president of the international hair club for men, I'm also a member."

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Shaken or Stirred?"
RESCUE: "I say we shake and stir."

 

[Superhero 101]

Mandarin: I've got an army

Tony: I've got a Igor

 

[Spuzz]

Mandarin: I've got an army

Tony: I've got a Igor

Love it

 

[mc7791]

Tony: Jarvis lets run a full diagnostic on Iror.
Jarvis: Do you suspect a problem sir?
Tony: Well last time I deployed him he seemed a little off.

Igor: He we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush!!

 

[mc7791]

Igor: Did I do that?

 

[mc7791]

Woman: I appreciate the save and all but this is getting a little close for comfort.
Iron Man: Would you rather I hand you off to my associate Igor?
Woman: Igor? Who is that?

Igor: Igor keep woman safe!!

Woman: Never mind!!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

IGOR: "Igor Want Booze! The Creator Promised Igor Booze!"

 

[mc7791]

"Vger is that which seeks the creator".

Tony: What?!

 

[Panthro]

"Vger is that which seeks the creator".

Tony: What?!

Nice Stark Trek reference.

 

[mc7791]

Pepper: You know if Michael Bay was directing this he would want us to have some kind of "Iron Sex" while fighting the bad guys.
Tony: If Roland Emmerich was directing it our acting as well as the rest of the cast would be as cold and rigid as the armor we wear.

 

[Panthro]

^^Bay probably would

PEPPER: "If George Lucas directed this film the CGI masks would be more expressive than the live action actors playing us."
TONY: "More than likely."

 

[kedrell]

PEPPER: "If George Lucas directed this film the CGI masks would be more expressive than the live action actors playing us."

Tony: "Hell, if Lucas directed this I'd be played by Hayden Christiansen and Rhodey'd be a CGI character played by Ahmed Best."
Rhodey: "Meesa gonna shoot you bombad whereza da sun don't shina."

 

[DaddlerTheDalek]

"Vger is that which seeks the creator".

Tony: What?!

Just Brilliant Man!

 

[Panthro]

Tony: "Hell, if Lucas directed this I'd be played by Hayden Christiansen and Rhodey'd be a CGI character played by Ahmed Best."
Rhodey: "Meesa gonna shoot you bombad whereza da sun don't shina."

The horror... the horror...

 

[mc7791]

"Hi I'm Chucky. Wanna play?

Tony: Mandarin I have sent "Chucky" to play with you.

Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend till the end. Hidey-ho!

Mandarin: So you programmed "Chucky" to say "Hidey-ho"? What does that even mean?!

Tony: I didnt say it-Chucky did.

Mandarin: Ulp

 

[3dman27]

pepper"how do i look"?i.m"like a hood ornament"

 

[kedrell]

Tony: "I don't sweat the small fry."

 

[kedrell]

Tony: "And don't think I forgot about you either!"

Tony: "Hail to the king, baby."

 

[Panthro]

Tony: "And don't think I forgot about you either!"

Tony: "Hail to the king, baby."