Into the Spider-Lounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

NAUGHTY LANGUAGE!

 

[Reek]

curse these damn rules

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Like Aziz's female twin.

i will end you... you understand this?

 

[Teelie]

To all the gamers in the Lounge, EA's stocks plummeted 45% ($21 billion). Its a Christmas miracle.

Think of EA as the Donald Trump of game studios. They never listen to feedback, they lie so damn much, they push gambling in games more than almost any other studio, theyve bought multiple beloved studios and closed them, theyve **** all over the star wars brand with their greed, they are currently breaking international laws to keep gambling in their games, they deliberately unbalance games to push loot boxes and other monetization practices, they use predatory practices to get kids and gambling addicts to buy lootboxes... the list of ****ty things EA has done is endless. The gaming community and the industry would be so much better without EA.

So the more the greedy execs at EA suffer the happier I am.

And it sounds like EA is getting pushback. They revised their financial forecast down $350 million. Battlefield V may have bombed.

And given the overall stock performance, I think some EA executives are losing their jobs.

This is also only roughly the last year or so of EA's shenanigans. EA has been a terrible company for going on 25 years now.

 

[Iceman]

This is also only roughly the last year or so of EA's shenanigans. EA has been a terrible company for going on 25 years now.

Exactly. I’ve been explaining this to gamer friends who are a bit younger. It affected me a lot as I was into a lot of sports games. They have even admitted keeping those games **** with barely any changes year to year knowing they had a monopoly and that people want to play with updated rosters.

 

[Iceman]

i will end you... you understand this?

Yes. This is a fair price for being able to reveal the dirty truth.

 

[Teelie]

You must be at least in your mid-30's then to remember when EA was a good company.

 

[Iceman]

You must be at least in your mid-30's then to remember when EA was a good company.

I’m 40! And I don’t remember much about them ever being good.

 

[Teelie]

The early-mid 90's is the last time I remember them not being bad. By 2000 they were gaining their poor reputation on the way to reviled.

 

[Reek]

When C.Lee Hackman calls in Reeko to take care of the snails.

 

[Ruth Fisher]

little people are nor real. They are cgi

 

[Reek]

i wish you were CGI so we could delete you.

 

[Schlosser85]

little people are nor real. They are cgi

I have no idea if any "little people" are members here, but they may take issue with being told they're not real.

 

[Schlosser85]

i wish you were CGI so we could delete you.

People don’t have to be CGI to get deleted here.

 

[squeekness]

I’m 40! And I don’t remember much about them ever being good.

My husband had a lot of their games back then. Football, FIFA, basketball, hockey..

 

[Lily Adler]

So, new Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Nightmare fuel, or another future notch on the mediocre video game movie cash grab belt?

Those muscular legs, and what looks to be realistic hedgehog eyes. I'll put a real hedgehog below, look at the posters slight glance at the shape, and shiny black eyes, then look at the real hedgehog eye.

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These eyes work on a cute real Hedgehog, not a muscular CGI Sonic.

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[C. Lee]

little people are nor real. They are cgi

You are either (1) making a bad attempt at a joke (2) dumber than a bag of rocks (3) a troll.

I select that you are a dumber than a bag of rocks troll who can't make a joke.

 

[Schlosser85]

You are either (1) making a bad attempt at a joke (2) dumber than a bag of rocks (3) a troll.

I select that you are a dumber than a bag of rocks troll who can't make a joke.

I’d say all of the above has been obvious for quite a while, and scoring all three wins the big prize.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ignore function in Xenforo is awesome in a relaxing way, and looks funny at the same time.

 

[Lily Adler]

So they full on disappear from the site now. No more spoiler boxes.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

So they full on disappear from the site now. No more spoiler boxes.

Yep, they straight up vanish.

 

[Mandon Knight]

Yep, they straight up vanish.

Ironically.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ironically.

Go invisible.

 

[Mandon Knight]

Go invisible.

Go Go gadget legs