Into the Spider-Lounge

[Perfect Cell]

Look, if the trailers for Fantastic Four taught me anything, it's that no one man should have all that power.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's the Yule Log Brawl, a Christmas Night Massacre brought to you by Superherohype, and Budweiser, the King of Beers, fit for the celebration of the King of Kings.

Tonight's bout, sanctioned by the Wakandan Athletic Commision and the International Nerd Alliance is scheduled for 10 rounds. Our fighters are ready to put on a show that will have even Kris Kringle saying "Ho, ho, ho-OHMYGAWD!!"

Entering the ring now. Hailing from the Buckeye State. He's the the watchful mod with the banhammer always at the ready. The Dark Schloss... The Watchful Protector... Satan's Cabana Boy... The Vanguard of the Old Guard. The Hot Rod Mod... SCHLOSSER85!!!




And now... Entering the ring, hailing from the Athens of the South... He's the trickster god of the Hype. Known far and wide as the one true Death Match Champion. The Heir to the Iron Throne... The Dangerous Stranger... The White Lionel Richie... The Shaker and Baker... Ladies and gentlemen he pisses excellence, and he farts rainbows... REEEEEEEEEEK!!

 

[Schlosser85]

.....I’ll allow it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

...

...

...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Who is that?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Who is that?

Let's just say... He knows how to beat it up.

 

[Perfect Cell]

No.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Let's just say... He knows how to beat it up.

*Slow applause*

Looks like I will never get my answer.

 

[Guts]

I feel like I should ask myself what kind of videos I'm watching to get this video recommended to me on Youtube.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

No.

Spoiler

This is happening Bri... Make peace with it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I feel like I should ask myself what kind of videos I'm watching to get this video recommended to me on Youtube.

Singer looks sort of like Charlie Day.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I feel like I should ask myself what kind of videos I'm watching to get this video recommended to me on Youtube.

Probably Aquaman related searches.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

*Slow applause*

Looks like I will never get my answer.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'll just think of his as a bald French goal keeper, cause he reminds me of the one from World Cup 1998.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Nah, he's more of a scorer.

 

[Guts]

Probably Aquaman related searches.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I got a bottle of Wayne Gretzky's "Ninety-Nine Proof" whisky for Christmas. Is he also the Great One when it comes to distillation? Only time will tell.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'll just think of his as a bald French goal keeper, cause he reminds me of the one from World Cup 1998.

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

If y'all keep this crap up I will shut this place down and put Schloss back in his cage.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Nah, he's more of a scorer.

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

And now... Entering the ring, hailing from the Athens of the South... He's the trickster god of the Hype. Known far and wide as the one true Death Match Champion. The Heir to the Iron Throne... The Dangerous Stranger... The White Lionel Richie... The Shaker and Baker... Ladies and gentlemen he pisses excellence, and he farts rainbows... REEEEEEEEEEK!!


-greatest thing ever said.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I got a bottle of Wayne Gretzky's "Ninety-Nine Proof" whisky for Christmas. Is he also the Great One when it comes to distillation? Only time will tell.

We will expect a full report.

 

[Schlosser85]

If y'all keep this crap up I will shut this place down and put Schloss back in his cage.

You can’t tame the tiger.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You can’t tame the tiger.

As Siegfried and Roy discovered.