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Look, if the trailers for Fantastic Four taught me anything, it's that no one man should have all that power.
 
It's the Yule Log Brawl, a Christmas Night Massacre brought to you by Superherohype, and Budweiser, the King of Beers, fit for the celebration of the King of Kings.

Tonight's bout, sanctioned by the Wakandan Athletic Commision and the International Nerd Alliance is scheduled for 10 rounds. Our fighters are ready to put on a show that will have even Kris Kringle saying "Ho, ho, ho-OHMYGAWD!!"

Entering the ring now. Hailing from the Buckeye State. He's the the watchful mod with the banhammer always at the ready. The Dark Schloss... The Watchful Protector... Satan's Cabana Boy... The Vanguard of the Old Guard. The Hot Rod Mod... SCHLOSSER85!!!





And now... Entering the ring, hailing from the Athens of the South... He's the trickster god of the Hype. Known far and wide as the one true Death Match Champion. The Heir to the Iron Throne... The Dangerous Stranger... The White Lionel Richie... The Shaker and Baker... Ladies and gentlemen he pisses excellence, and he farts rainbows... REEEEEEEEEEK!!

 
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I feel like I should ask myself what kind of videos I'm watching to get this video recommended to me on Youtube.
 
I'll just think of his as a bald French goal keeper, cause he reminds me of the one from World Cup 1998.
 
I got a bottle of Wayne Gretzky's "Ninety-Nine Proof" whisky for Christmas. Is he also the Great One when it comes to distillation? Only time will tell.
 
If y'all keep this crap up I will shut this place down and put Schloss back in his cage.
 
And now... Entering the ring, hailing from the Athens of the South... He's the trickster god of the Hype. Known far and wide as the one true Death Match Champion. The Heir to the Iron Throne... The Dangerous Stranger... The White Lionel Richie... The Shaker and Baker... Ladies and gentlemen he pisses excellence, and he farts rainbows... REEEEEEEEEEK!!


-greatest thing ever said.
 
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