I've decided to start my own religion.

[jackcool]

I can see this religion lasting a long time....eyes:

 

[Kipobe]

It's already starting to break off into different sects. People are picking apart the flaws in my faith.

 

[jackcool]

Maybe you should've thought of the religion more before you actually implemented it?

 

[Kipobe]

I'm not about the technical stuff. I just wanna be worshiped.

Maybe you could be my Jesus, and work that stuff out!

 

[jackcool]

I don't wanna be your Jesus because that means I have to die.

 

[Kipobe]

Well then I'll make you jackcool, the Arch-Angel. That means you already did the dying thing!

 

[Eric Draven]

Okay

 

[Kipobe]

Not you... jack.

You can be a regular member though.

 

[Eric Draven]

I am jack though....

 

[Kipobe]

You sir, are Draven.

 

[Eric Draven]

jackcool is another name I go by though....

 

[Kipobe]

But when you're not posting with that name, you are not him. jackcool has created his own persona. Only when inhabited does he exist!

 

[Eric Draven]

Stop making up stuff. You know there's no own persona called jackcool eyes:

 

[Kipobe]

Okay, fine. You can be my Jesus... only because you whined so much!

 

[Eric Draven]

I didn't want to be your Jesus though....

 

[Kipobe]

Oh yeah... "Draven the Archangel".

Dance for me, puppet!

 

[JokerPsycho88]

wow, there is a god...and he's a pooh bear

 

[Han Solo]

I didn't want to be your Jesus though....

That should be a song. ^^

and btw ...hokey religions are no match for a good bottle of Vodka at your side, Pooh.

 

[Kipobe]

'Tis true, Solo.

 

[Kipobe]

I just wanted to say "Kipobe" alot.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Ok Lord Kipobe

 

[Betty Brant]

'Tis true, Solo.

Don't listen to him. He's a scoundrel.

 

[Kipobe]

Ok Lord Kipobe

I have a follower.

 

[Kipobe]

Don't listen to him. He's a scoundrel.

But he speaks so much wisdom. Clearly, the force is strong with this one.

 

[Betty Brant]

But he speaks so much wisdom. Clearly, the force is strong with this one.

Well, he speaks a lot of something... but it ain't wisdom.

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