I've decided to start my own religion.

[Kipobe]

Then he's a man after my own heart!

 

[Betty Brant]

I think he's ahead of you actually.

 

[Kipobe]

Then I'm a man after his own heart?

 

[Betty Brant]

Actually, he doesn't have a heart.

 

[Kipobe]

Tin Man Style?

 

[Betty Brant]

Tin Man Style?

Nah, I don't think he even wants one.

 

[Kipobe]

Cold.

 

[Betty Brant]

Extremely.

 

[Abaddon]

Become a devout Kipobite. The history of my religion is that I've long been so perfect, I'm clearly fit to rule over all of you, who are severely inferior. Using the "Kypade" theory... (taking the first two letters of each of your names), I came up with the name of my religion... Ki-Po-Be... Kipobe.

Now, I can offer you many things with my religion:

1). No church... sleep in on Sundays
2). You're allowed to steal and covet. In fact, it's a requirement.
3). A land flowing with Beer 'n' Honey. 'cept no Honey, except for Honey Vibe. She's all about the religion.
4). Fedoras. You'll all get Fedoras.
5). Many Barry Manilow tapes.
6). No Bibles... no rules... do whatever the hell you want; just worship me.
7). And much much more...

I realize you're reading this and thinking "where can I sign up? I must be a Kipobite"; well well, sit tight, because there's negatives to my religion also.

1). I make no definate promises of an afterlife of any kind
2). I'll probably kill you if you try to leave
3). I'm not really god, just a reasonable fax-similie

So, there you have it! Make your desicions. And from now on, I'd like to be reffered to as "Lord Kipobite"



PS - Abaddon, no you cannot join.

****er!



You can't keep me from joining your religion.

 

[Lackey]

I should be Jesus... I've already died and rose again.

 

[Abaddon]

So have I




But I want to be Judas.

 

[Corinthian™]

I want to be Lackey's ****...err.. Magdalene... but in a male version....

 

[Abaddon]

You wanna be a cross dresser?

 

[Corinthian™]

no... I want to be Lackey's Man-****e...eyes:

And I though you'll be as smart as Judas.. and as crazy as Peter

don't make me Corinthian-slap you

 

[Abaddon]

I dont understand what your trying to say.


Tu hablas ingles?

 

[Corinthian™]

mee no speekee igrish

Yo no hablor ingleso...

Gii gurlk mgrughhfh...

 

[Protest the Hero]

I'm the Holy Ghost.

 

[Ganondorf]

I'm the Holy Ghost.

and Diety Link is Jesus?

 

[Kipobe]

****er!



You can't keep me from joining your religion.

I can, and I did!

 

[Protest the Hero]

and Diety Link is Jesus?

Is he?

 

[Kipobe]

I should be Jesus... I've already died and rose again.

Kipobe Messiah? How presumptious. God likes presuptious people. Yer in!

 

[Kipobe]

So have I




But I want to be Judas.

Judas kills himself in the end. I'm down.

 

[Kipobe]

no... I want to be Lackey's Man-****e...eyes:

And I though you'll be as smart as Judas.. and as crazy as Peter

don't make me Corinthian-slap you

You can be Noah! Now shaddup!

 

[Kipobe]

I'm the Holy Ghost.

Since Deity is now "invisible", I've already granted him the job.

 

[Protest the Hero]

Since Deity is now "invisible", I've already granted him the job.

Well, I guess he's worthy...