Become a devout Kipobite. The history of my religion is that I've long been so perfect, I'm clearly fit to rule over all of you, who are severely inferior. Using the "Kypade" theory... (taking the first two letters of each of your names), I came up with the name of my religion... Ki-Po-Be... Kipobe.
Now, I can offer you many things with my religion:
1). No church... sleep in on Sundays
2). You're allowed to steal and covet. In fact, it's a requirement.
3). A land flowing with Beer 'n' Honey. 'cept no Honey, except for Honey Vibe. She's all about the religion.
4). Fedoras. You'll all get Fedoras.
5). Many Barry Manilow tapes.
6). No Bibles... no rules... do whatever the hell you want; just worship me.
7). And much much more...
I realize you're reading this and thinking "where can I sign up? I must be a Kipobite"; well well, sit tight, because there's negatives to my religion also.
1). I make no definate promises of an afterlife of any kind
2). I'll probably kill you if you try to leave
3). I'm not really god, just a reasonable fax-similie
So, there you have it! Make your desicions. And from now on, I'd like to be reffered to as "Lord Kipobite"
PS - Abaddon, no you cannot join.
