I've decided to start my own religion.

[Protest the Hero]

No you can't

 

[Eric Draven]

Yes I can.

That's the difference between an archangel and an angel.....

 

[Protest the Hero]

But I'm an angel who's second in command.

 

[Eric Draven]

Well once you're dead, a new second in command can be found

 

[Protest the Hero]

That's awful. I'm demoting you to quasi-angel.

 

[Elmo]

tsk tsk ... in-fighting amongst the angels.

maybe the game has passed the big man by.

 

[Eric Draven]

That's awful. I'm demoting you to quasi-angel.

You can't do that!

Only the head Archangel can do that!

 

[Protest the Hero]

That's me.

Demoted!

 

[Protest the Hero]

tsk tsk ... in-fighting amongst the angels.

maybe the game has passed the big man by.

That's what he gets for letting a screw up like Draven into the organization.

Sorry Draven

 

[Eric Draven]

That's me.

Demoted!

No, you're not. You're just the second in command. The Head Archangel has to be someone entirely different




I oughta smite you right here just for that

 

[Protest the Hero]

No, you're not. You're just the second in command. The Head Archangel has to be someone entirely different




I oughta smite you right here just for that

And how would you smite me?

[smite][/smite]

Oooooohhh....



I'm both.

 

[Eric Draven]

I would smite you by cheering against all of your favorite sports teams. Especially the one that means the most right now. I would put on my signature "________ is gonna choke in the playoffs!"

Take that!

 

[Protest the Hero]

You already do most of that.


P.S. Edmonton sucks!

 

[Eric Draven]

Well I would do that even more now

Before I was just kidding, but I would actually be serious now


I may actually start cheering for the Yankees. How do you like that?

 

[Protest the Hero]

You couldn't possibly do it more, you already do it so much

You're serious already. You sicko

Sure, jump on the Yankee bandwagon, like all the other no loyalty nowhere near NYC assclowns.

 

[Eric Draven]

Well that's what happens when I smite you

 

[Protest the Hero]

I'm not smitten.

 

[Eric Draven]

You will be when the Angels win three straight games

 

[Protest the Hero]

That won't happen

 

[Kipobe]

This thread answers many questions such as "Why does God allow suffering?" Answer: because he can't stand all the *****ing between his angels and archangels! "Why is there so much wickedness in the world today?" Answer? Because those taking the lead argue over who's better.

This was not my vision of a happy religion.

 

[C. Lee]

Then you need to become a Frisbee-tarian.

 

[Kipobe]

Say who in the what now?

 

[Kipobe]

I just wanted to say "Kipobe"

 

[C. Lee]

Say who in the what now?

Frisbee-tarian..........the belief that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof of your house.

 

[Kipobe]

Or you'll get killed in the teeth of a dog. A dog named Fred.