The Dark Knight Joker Jokes.

[ChrisB]

With most of us going out tomorrow night as The Joker, I was thinking. What are some "jokes" that Heath Ledger's Joker would say? Im not creative enough to think of some myself. Obviously I wont be showing anyone a "magic trick" tomorrow night. Any verbal jokes you could see TDK's Joker saying?

 

[Caped Crusader]

"never apologize for what you look like"

 

[MessyPandas]

That depends. Are we allowed to swear/imply swearing on here?

 

[ChrisB]

That depends. Are we allowed to swear/imply swearing on here?

Yes, but TDK's Joker didnt swear at all. But go for it, the forum software automatically censors swear words anyway.

 

[UA-Archangel]

Yes, but TDK's Joker didnt swear at all. But go for it, the forum software automatically censors swear words anyway.

**** you.

You're right

 

[MessyPandas]

well it died in here

 

[Dilbrater]

I like the "Never apologize for what you look like"

Make some more like that

 

[Jodo]

Our local events were here last weekend...But I found alot of kids were sorta scared of me at first, so I usualy said "I don't look like that bad of a guy *pauses* do I?" And then I usualy gave the kids a joker card after that. Unless of corse they refused one...Then I made them take one.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

i like joker's original line from the shooting script, when he replies to Maroni's "If it's so easy, why haven't you done it already?"

Like my mother used to tell me, if you're good at something never do it for free.

or

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Except on Halloween, then it just gets annoying."

 

[gqxsensazn]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Except on Halloween, then it just gets annoying."

lol, I like this one

 

[Dark Sentinel]

thanks

 

[ChrisB]

haha good ones guys! I thought this thread might be a little more popular!

 

[El Payaso]

"As my plastic surgeon used to say, 'if you've gotta go, go with a smile!'"

 

[.:TheDarkKnight]

"2 pieces?................ How come the little...uh, princess...here, gets 5?"

Say it the way Heath says when he talks about Gamble's grandma.

 

[ChrisB]

"2 pieces?................ How come the little...uh, princess...here, gets 5?"

Say it the way Heath says when he talks about Gamble's grandma.

lmao, my favorite so far!

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

"never apologize for what you look like"

The Joker book reference!!!
Loved that line

 

[michephantom]

"I'm a man of my word. I always tell the truth, except when I'm lying.."

"Ya wanna know how I got this hangnail?" Well, maybe not.

"How do you make a dead baby float? Commisioner Gordon's wife is gonna bring the rootbeer."

 

[El Payaso]

 

[ChrisB]

^^^ hahahhaa!

 

[The Joker]

LMAO!

 

[I Am The Knight]

"I'm a man of my word. I always tell the truth, except when I'm lying.."

"Ya wanna know how I got this hangnail?" Well, maybe not.

"How do you make a dead baby float? Commisioner Gordon's wife is gonna bring the rootbeer."

Those are really bad.

 

[sabetoonth]

El Payaso, that is g e n us

 

[sabetoonth]

ya wana know how i got these scars? i ran with scissors

 

[Caped Crusader]

The Joker book reference!!!
Loved that line

 

[gwynplaine]

What is the difference between a

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69

and a swiss chalet ?

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The view.

I just heard this one recently and it made me laugh. Hope I'm not offending anyone, hence the spoiler tags.