Man this movie sucked. I just couldn't believe it.
Chris Pratt, Jake Johnston, and Omar Sy were about the only likeable characters that were actually smart. Though Johnston was on the edge of pure cartoon. Everybody else were just caricatures and that did indeed change but were so ****ing obvious by it I just couldn't believe it. I mean the script was just plan bad. You'd think two indie writers would now better. Meta references to the original isn't going to make it smart. These characters wore their traits over their heads. Nor was the commentary which was just so weak and on the nose it was incredible.
In hindsight, Joss Whedon was right about that clip as much as I didn't want it to be true. Yes Claire changed, but it was so obvious but it still played into the stereotype of "uptight woman changes into badass." God, it just all reeked of your typical 70's movie cliches. There was no subtlety nor dimension to these characters.
And Vincent D'Onfrio's introduction... wow. Literally talking about his entire motivation. He just kept talking... and talking... and talking.
I couldn't believe just how stale the directing was. Where was the verve? There was no suspense, no sense of build up. All the things that we liked about the first one I feel were played with to hit the nostalgia chords but all fell flat because there was no central base. I think Trevorrow forgot why the first worked so well was because of the build up to the mayhem. It just played as a generic fast paced summer movie. This movie just didn't feel unique. Even with the dinosaurs. Even when I just wished to see them, I wasn't excited about them. Even the I-Rex was weak. He wasn't threatening at all. The spino was more effective than this.
Jurassic Park 3 ain't a great movie, but there was at least some heft to it. And better directed despite the lesser script. Joe Johnston should have directed this movie instead. I seriously wonder what the previous draft was that Trevorrow couldn't direct.
Stupid people doing stupid things for the convenience of the plot.
Man, good riddance Trevorrow. When can will we actually see another quality Jurassic Park film? I wouldn't mind if you just created new ones. But with the success of this Pratt will come back surely which I don't mind. You can leave everyone else.