Kevin Smith and the View Askewniverse

[tyler-durden]

I don't remember that line only seen it once.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Collector: You're mucking with a G, you ****in' tracer.
Banky Edwards: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead ****ing body, you ****!
Holden McNeil: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you ****ing tracer!
Banky Edwards: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!

 

[tyler-durden]

Ha, that's funny as hell.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

Ha, that's funny as hell.

sir yes sir

 

[arman200]

Tim Burton is "very overrated" but Kevin Smith is a "great filmmaker"?

That's what I said.

I personally think Kevin smith is a great filmmaker, and there's no disputing that Tim Burton is overrated.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Only Burton film I liked was Charlie.

 

[tyler-durden]

I liked sleepy hollow, and ngihtmare before christmas, charlie was creepy as hell, edward scissorhands was kind of boring, sweeny todd looks good though.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

That's what I said.

I personally think Kevin smith is a great filmmaker, and there's no disputing that Tim Burton is overrated.

burton IS overrated, but has good movies.
kevin smith is a great filmmaker!

 

[Max J Power]

I like his movies a lot. The two "Clerks" are my favorites.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

I like his movies a lot. The two "Clerks" are my favorites.

very well done

 

[bullets]

burton and smith both have unique styles. i would like to see jay and silent bob in another movie but i dont want another jay and silent bob strike back.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

burton and smith both have unique styles. i would like to see jay and silent bob in another movie but i dont want another jay and silent bob strike back.

me too
maybe implement them into smiths film post Red State...

 

[Eggyman]

Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as ****, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your f****ng imagination!



Love that quote

Sorry to any lesbians reading

 

[tyler-durden]

very true indeed, that whole scene is funny as hell

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Watched MallRats last night again!

''You tell'em Steve-dave''t:

Loved Stan Lee's appearance when he is talking about GG pumpkin bombing the hell out of the store MJ and Peter are in.

 

[Untilteld]

Kevin Smith has a huuuuge influence on all of my writing. My stuff has looots of dialogue and theories and debates.

 

[tyler-durden]

"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him."

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Watched MallRats last night again!

''You tell'em Steve-dave''t:

Loved Stan Lee's appearance when he is talking about GG pumpkin bombing the hell out of the store MJ and Peter are in.

I think it was actualy Gwen and Peter, not MJ and Peter.

 

[Untilteld]

I love the scene in Chasing Amy where Banky has a duffel bag full of porn and the kid walks up to him and Banky says " .... hey.."

 

[Kanon]

I think it was actualy Gwen and Peter, not MJ and Peter.

I remember Stan says Gwen Stacy...

Plus, in the old Green Goblin days, Gwen was the girlfriend...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Oh yeah it was Gwen, my bad!

 

[Cagefighterkip]

I love the scene in Chasing Amy where Banky has a duffel bag full of porn and the kid walks up to him and Banky says " .... hey.."

kevin smith got in trouble for that scene, i remember hearing... im pretty sure he said that on the commentary.

 

[Kanon]

I love the part in Dogma where Loki and Bartleby are yelling at each other, Bartletby is going totally nuts, and Loki tells him that he sounds like Satan...

Those movies made me respect Ben Affleck...

 

[Untilteld]

kevin smith got in trouble for that scene, i remember hearing... im pretty sure he said that on the commentary.

aaah, I've yet to watch with commentary, it's on my to-do list.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I love the part in Dogma where Loki and Bartleby are yelling at each other, Bartletby is going totally nuts, and Loki tells him that he sounds like Satan...

Those movies made me respect Ben Affleck...

I always feel Affleck is at his best working with Smith.