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Superman Mocked by 'Clerks' Director
Superman is facing one indignity after another. Forget about the box office problem. The film dropped significantly yesterday, taking in an estimated $8.5 million on the actual Fourth of July. The total is now around $105 million for eight days (more or less) -- not exactly a speeding bullet.
On Saturday came a new smack in the Man of Steel’s face: a mocking video from the always witty Kevin Smith, director of the upcoming “Clerks II,” one of my favorite films from the Cannes Film Festival.
Smith, you may recall, was the first of many screenwriters who went to work on a script for "Superman." And, like the others, his was tossed aside.
But now, on Smith’s MySpace page, there’s a video ad for "Clerks II" in which the director takes aim at "Superman Returns" while promoting his own film.
It’s very funny, too. While John Williams’ "Superman" theme plays in the background, two puppets that are supposed to be Smith’s characters Randal and Dante making fun of the caped hero.
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“If you only see one movie this summer,” Dante says.
“It will probably be 'Superman,'” responds Randal.
“Why in the hell would they want to do that?” Dante says. “It has zero polar bears and not one giant spider.”
After a pause, and Williams' fanfare, the Jay character asks Randal: “Can you read my mind?”
Of course, once Smith was off of the "Superman" project, a series of events unraveled. Brett Ratner came and went, and eventually "Superman" went to "X-Men 1 and 2" director Bryan Singer.
The result is the movie we have now, a kind of washed-out epic that doesn’t deliver and is a little witless in the end. Smith gets the last laugh: His "Clerks II," which opens July 21, should be an enormous indie hit.
To make sure that happens, Smith apparently has agreed to do something unusual: the first 10,000 MySpace members who add the “Mooby’s Presents Clerks II” page to their "friends" list will have their names added to the ending credits of the movie.
I don’t know exactly how this will happen, but it reminds me of a stunt for a Todd Rundgren album back in 1973, when dinosaurs roamed the earth. You sent in your name from his prior album and Rundgren included it on a poster for his “Todd” album. I did it; so did other fans. And I made sure to buy that album just to make sure my name was there.

When Kevin Smith is making fun of this, then you know things are looking bad :(
 
Well, as cocky as he is, Smith ISN'T an untouchable writer or DIRECTOR for that matter. It's not saying much when the last great movie you made was in 1995. I completely respect his over-dialogued resurrection of Green Arrow, but seriously, he's not a major-leaguer anymore!
 
Kevin Smith loved "Revenge of the Sith," so his opinion as a movie critic means about as much to me as George W. Bush's stance on stem-cell research.
 
ha... it really doesn't sound like he was taking a cheap shot at the movie... no more than the Simpsons did with their teaser. Just making a joke (as he often does) about his Burton/Peters fiasco. Never-the-less, does anybody else hate Clerks? I do. Mall-Rats was okay. Everything else of Smith's is garbage. I don't want to say I hate him but... i think i lean that way.
 
I love Mallrats, everything else is overblown! ESPECIALLY CHASING AMY!!! That movie is such garbage, and people kiss his ass so hard b/c of it??? Anyone can write an explitive-laced unromantic comedy where dull moments interlude between curse-bloated verbal spouts.
 
How is he making fun of SR?

He is making fun of 'his' (Peters) Superman.

The only mocking part of the article is not even accredited to Smith.
 
Mentok said:
How is he making fun of SR?

He is making fun of 'his' (Peters) Superman.

The only mocking part of the article is not even accredited to Smith.

Yeah, exactly. Stupid thread.

Kevin Smith loved "Revenge of the Sith," so his opinion as a movie critic means about as much to me as George W. Bush's stance on stem-cell research.

I guess so does mine too because I loved ROTS, even though I pretty much hated the previous prequel entries.
 
he's not making fun of Superman Returns, he's making fun of Jon Peter's idea of polar bears guarding the Fortress of Solitude back when 'Superman Lives' was being made.

if anything he's making fun of 'Superman Lives' not 'Superman Returns'.
 
DorkyFresh said:
he's not making fun of Superman Returns, he's making fun of Jon Peter's idea of polar bears guarding the Fortress of Solitude back when 'Superman Lives' was being made.

if anything he's making fun of 'Superman Lives' not 'Superman Returns'.

Exactly, although I'm sure he was dissapointed like a lot of people.
 
well, until he says or writes his opinion we'll never know what he thinks.
 
Mentok said:
How is he making fun of SR?

He is making fun of 'his' (Peters) Superman.

The only mocking part of the article is not even accredited to Smith.

whats more comical is when i read the first post to this no one had replied. and i woandered off to the can thinking that when i get back, there would be people in this thread slagging him iff.
the only suprise is, after a couple of minutes, there are only a couple.
 
hes mocking it yes but not taking the fun out of it, hes just saying superman doesnt have giant spiders and polar bears. he probably liked it
 
If anybody should appreciate Superman Returns, it would be Kevin Smith. I mean, he saw first-hand what we almost had instead. You may not like the slightly different shade of red on the cape, but at least he freakin' had a cape! You don't like Parkey Posey? She's better than a gay robot sidekick! Not enough action? Should Superman have fought a giant spider, or the villain fight polar bears?!
 
Smith is weak . . . Give my Love to Ben and J-Lo you *****e!
 
I don't see how he was making fun of Superman Returns. It's more like he was making fun of the choices that Jon Peter forced him to have in his script- such as polar bears and giant spiders.
 
Regardless, Kevin Smith is looking more and more like a one trick pony.

Example one, a tepid Superman script washed up.

Example two, he's STILL using Jay & Silent Bob & co. in his movies AFTER he "retired them forever".

Example three, who goes from writing movies & comics to doing sh**y stints on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno??? ...I never even smiled once during those horrendous skits of his! :mad: :down
 
musclesforsupes said:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,202111,00.html



Superman Mocked by 'Clerks' Director
Superman is facing one indignity after another. Forget about the box office problem. The film dropped significantly yesterday, taking in an estimated $8.5 million on the actual Fourth of July. The total is now around $105 million for eight days (more or less) -- not exactly a speeding bullet.
On Saturday came a new smack in the Man of Steel’s face: a mocking video from the always witty Kevin Smith, director of the upcoming “Clerks II,” one of my favorite films from the Cannes Film Festival.
Smith, you may recall, was the first of many screenwriters who went to work on a script for "Superman." And, like the others, his was tossed aside.
But now, on Smith’s MySpace page, there’s a video ad for "Clerks II" in which the director takes aim at "Superman Returns" while promoting his own film.
It’s very funny, too. While John Williams’ "Superman" theme plays in the background, two puppets that are supposed to be Smith’s characters Randal and Dante making fun of the caped hero.
(Story continues below)
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“If you only see one movie this summer,” Dante says.
“It will probably be 'Superman,'” responds Randal.
“Why in the hell would they want to do that?” Dante says. “It has zero polar bears and not one giant spider.”
After a pause, and Williams' fanfare, the Jay character asks Randal: “Can you read my mind?”
Of course, once Smith was off of the "Superman" project, a series of events unraveled. Brett Ratner came and went, and eventually "Superman" went to "X-Men 1 and 2" director Bryan Singer.
The result is the movie we have now, a kind of washed-out epic that doesn’t deliver and is a little witless in the end. Smith gets the last laugh: His "Clerks II," which opens July 21, should be an enormous indie hit.
To make sure that happens, Smith apparently has agreed to do something unusual: the first 10,000 MySpace members who add the “Mooby’s Presents Clerks II” page to their "friends" list will have their names added to the ending credits of the movie.
I don’t know exactly how this will happen, but it reminds me of a stunt for a Todd Rundgren album back in 1973, when dinosaurs roamed the earth. You sent in your name from his prior album and Rundgren included it on a poster for his “Todd” album. I did it; so did other fans. And I made sure to buy that album just to make sure my name was there.

When Kevin Smith is making fun of this, then you know things are looking bad :(

just one word WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

SR is taking a beating man badly.
 
Went and found the video to see if there was something more to it, but there wasn't. It was a great vid that gave Jon Peters the blame he deserves for everything that came before Superman Returns. Such as giving Brainiac a gay sidekick, making Jimmy Olsen black (I think he had Christ Rock in mind), etc.

Superman Returns

Anyways, not one thing in the vid against Superman Returns. Jeez, Fox is REALLY reaching now.
 
Triligors said:
Went and found the video to see if there was something more about it, but there wasn't. It was a great vid that gave Jon Peters the blame he deserves for everything that came before Superman Returns. Such as giving Brainiac a gay sidekick, making Jimmy Olsen black (I think he had Christ Rock in mind), etc. Anyways, the videos has nothing against Superman Returns.

Superman Returns

Not one thing in the vid against Superman Returns.

that is a relief.
 
That-Guy said:
Kevin Smith loved "Revenge of the Sith," so his opinion as a movie critic means about as much to me as George W. Bush's stance on stem-cell research.

So you're saying someone's opinion is not valid with you ever because they love something you hate, and hate something you love? I think you could find that with just about everyone if you know their stances on all the films you love/hate. A lot of people liked Revenge of the Sith, over 80 percent of the reviews for it on Rottentomatoes are positive, it got good marks from boxofficemojo.coms polls, yahoo movies voters, among other neutral places. Did everyone like it? Of course not. But for every about 2 bad reviews there are about 8 good ones.

Same goes for Superman Returns, it's getting 75 percent a rottentomatoes.com, not shabby at all. Not that the percentage of good vs bad reviews would ever influence me jump on the bandwagon of the majority to be "cool". I love Superman Returns, by the way.
 
But seriously, doesn't Kevin Smith make fun of everything? He's made fun of Star Wars yet he likes the SW movies.
 

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