Lottery Scenarios:WWYD

[Hotwire]

Batcave
Batmobile

 

[Pink Ranger]

Secret lair in a factory that stores giant toys
Big purple and green car
Hired goons
Crazy girlfriend I never have sex with who looks like a drug-addled stripper but is a third-wave feminist icon for some reason

 

[Hobgoblin]

Invest a lot of it so I can live off the interest.

The rest would go to paying off Dad for college, and giving him the crawl-space he always wanted. Give some to people that I think deserve it. Donate some anonymously. Buy a reasonably sized house.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Secret lair in a factory that stores giant toys
Big purple and green car
Hired goons
Crazy girlfriend I never have sex with who looks like a drug-addled stripper but is a third-wave feminist icon for some reason

This guy gets it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

A good number of people here said 'invest'.
Be sure to know where to invest the money, don't fall for dummy contracts or frauds of any kind.

 

[Duke]

Secret lair in a factory that stores giant toys
Big purple and green car
Hired goons
Crazy girlfriend I never have sex with who looks like a drug-addled stripper but is a third-wave feminist icon for some reason

Oh, so you'd become Cesar Romero!!!

 

[Unbreakable Lex]

I don't want to win the big jackpot. Well, I do, but I'd settle happily for a million dollar payout. That's all I need. Pay off my mortgage, make sure my kids have a nice college fund ( I have three kids to put through) and maybe a new car for my wife and I. Continue on with life as it is but with that extra cash saved from the lack of mortgage to travel with and not having the stress of paying for my children's college hanging over my head.

Now, with the jackpot, the first thing I'd do is buy a small airplane and crash it into the Atlantic. Everyone would presume that I died in the wreckage but I'd secretly be in Bora Bora.

 

[O_B_Juan]

I would buy the building that my company is in and raise the rent.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Now, with the jackpot, the first thing I'd do is buy a small airplane and crash it into the Atlantic. Everyone would presume that I died in the wreckage but I'd secretly be in Bora Bora.

Some time later:
"Unbreakable Lex is alive, and miraculously cured of Kryptonite poisoning"

 

[Matt Mortem]

If I got that jackpot I'd pay off my mom's house, get myself a dependable car and fund this damn movie I wrote. I'd also get rid of all this debt. Too much debt.

 

[Steyin]

Quit my job
Design and hire someone to build my home
Pay off family debts
Buy a replica of the Tumbler
Hire an architect/developer to construct high end buildings in NYC and have the apartments only available to the lower-middle/middle class (different from "affordable housing")
Give several homeless people $10,000 each to try to get their lives together

 

[Matt Mortem]

I'd also take my girlfriend and I to Vienna. We've always wanted to go. And I'd probably go to NYC and clean out the Nintendo World Store. I'd buy all that ****.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I would try to get city planners to build a "geek district" in a few urban areas across the country.

Gentrification is much cooler when comic books, anime, and sci fi/fantasy are involved.

I'd be willing to invest 10% of my fortune or around 60 million (after taxes) and I'm certain I would make my money back and then some.

 

[Erzengel]

I would then buy SHH and forcibly ship posters of my choosing.

 

[Apollo]

I'd put every dollar into the stock market. I'd probably buy a hell of a lot of Disney and Microsoft stock.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I would then buy SHH and forcibly ship posters of my choosing.

I humbly volunteer to be the Mitochondrial Eve of your new world order.

 

[KevanG]

I'd pay Henry Cavill to join SHH then put Sawyer on ignore then troll the batboards.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You want him banned?

 

[KevanG]

If it happens it happens. I just think it would be hilarious if he spent time agreeing with the insanity and encouraging the nuts they were right with the theories they have.

 

[Erzengel]

I humbly volunteer to be the Mitochondrial Eve of your new world order.

Lot of hard work. The posters aren't going to kiss each other of their own volition.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Lot of hard work. The posters aren't going to kiss each other of their own volition.

People will do anything for my famous chili.

 

[Duke]

People will do anything for my famous chili.

Is that a sex euphemism??

 

[jmc]

Jesus, $1.5 billion? Crazy money.

 

[KevanG]

It should have been capped at 50 million per winner. That way it would be spread out to way more people.

 

[Victarion]

Buy Canada and make them an honorary state.