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[KRYPTON INC.]

I like Turtles.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You would think Batman would have more insect based villains.

 

[Reek]

is it just me or does kim look really really sketchy right now..... he keeps waiting for trump to sign first lol its kinda funny

 

[Marvolo]

so does my can of raid, lawnmower, and mouse traps.

Those cost money and require manual labor. I prefer my free method of just letting nature deal with nature.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Marvolo Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

 

[Guts]

South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo reports that Kim Jong Un has brought his own personal toilet with him to Singapore as a way to “deny determined sewer divers insights into to the supreme leader’s stools.”

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Crazy as that is... I believe that is also SOP for most POTUS' in the modern era. If memory serves there is a detail in the WH that does in fact take great care to make sure that no one outside of the President's medical staff gets their hands on the chief executives' poop.

For security reasons.

None of which I wrote is a joke.

 

[Marvolo]

Afaik, NK propaganda claims Kim doesnt poop.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dear lord... The culture shock the masses of N. Korea are gonna have when that regime inevitably collapses. While I am sure there are people there that realize just how cut off from the rest of the world and understand how ****ed up the regime is, I am betting there may be even more that do by into the propaganda.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Long live the Supreme Leader

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Long live the Supreme Leader

 

[Reek]

There's only one man who can save the world... You know his style. You know what he stands for. You know his name.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You won the Deathmatches last time... And yet here we are.

I'm gonna write a book and call it What's The Matter With The Hype?

 

[Reek]

two time winner... thank you. but i havent faced donald.... yet.

 

[Reek]

schlosser never explained the one small star.

 

[Marvolo]

Dear lord... The culture shock the masses of N. Korea are gonna have when that regime inevitably collapses. While I am sure there are people there that realize just how cut off from the rest of the world and understand how ****ed up the regime is, I am betting there may be even more that do by into the propaganda.

Whenever the regime collapses a lot of NK's are going to have to relearn their own history and world history. Have you seen or read about NK's Museum of American War Atrocities?

This is one of the paintings in that museum:

The whole museum portrays American soldiers as blood thirsty sadists and monsters. It has sound fx of children screaming. Wax dummies and pictures demonstrating atrocities. And lots of NK approved "history".

https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-north-koreas-museum-of-american-war-atrocities

 

[Roose Bolton]

You can't defecate...if you have no lower half

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You can't defecate...if you have no lower half

Snoke needed to take some lessons from this man.

Spoiler

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Poop talk here, I love you all.

And this one time, I have nothing poop related to add to the conversation. POOP.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Whenever the regime collapses a lot of NK's are going to have to relearn their own history and world history. Have you seen or read about NK's Museum of American War Atrocities?

This is one of the paintings in that museum:

The whole museum portrays American soldiers as blood thirsty sadists and monsters. It has sound fx of children screaming. Wax dummies and pictures demonstrating atrocities. And lots of NK approved "history".

https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-north-koreas-museum-of-american-war-atrocities

Oh yes, I know. They accuse American forces of cannibalism or worse during the conflict.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

two time winner... thank you. but i havent faced donald.... yet.

All I ask for is that you act in a manner of radical transparency for the campaign. For instance your slogan should be:

Vote Reek! Yes he smokes weed. And he drank the bong water. What are you gonna do about?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Poop talk here, I love you all.

And this one time, I have nothing poop related to add to the conversation. POOP.

Spoiler

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[Spider-Aziz]

I happily avoid public stalls, hope it stays that way. Why is it that some designs choose to save space by making the stall door open to the inside and stick to the toilet? WHERE IS THE USER'S RIGHT OF SPACE?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

My issue with stalls is... From like 1983 to 1998 figuratively every one I went to had either no locking mechanism or a broken mechanism. Sliding lock, switch, door knob, chain latch, regardless of what type of lock... IT WAS ALWAYS BROKEN.

It's like... The Lavatory Locksmith Union went on strike at the start of the 80's.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This is a nightmare.