Lounge Camino

[Reek]

Friday movies, Boondocks, Wayans.... dammit to hell

 

[Iceman]

So I finally tried an Impossible Whopper. I thought it was much better than Burger King's regular Whoppers. Even though the taste was not all that beefy it still tasted good and didn't have the aftertaste Whoppers usually give me. Next time I go to BK that is what I'm getting.

What does this have in it?

 

[Schlosser85]

Vegetable paste, synthetic meat, and sadness.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

There is a new poster and I can't tell if they are a PBP or just soon to be with how aggressive they have been since signing up yesterday.

 

[squeekness]

Going to see Zombieland 2 with my friend tomorrow. Anyone here seen it yet? Is it good?

 

[Kane52630]

It's not as good as the original, but Zoey Deutch was the best part about the movie.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

It's not as good as the original, but Zoey Deutch was the best part about the movie.

Now this makes me really want to see it. Marty's sister sure is something.

 

[Iceman]

Vegetable paste, synthetic meat, and sadness.

All blended together I hope.

 

[squeekness]

It's not as good as the original, but Zoey Deutch was the best part about the movie.

I'm looking forward to it even if it's just okay. My friend doesn't get out much and she's eager to see it. If she likes it, it will be good enough for me.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Local coffee shop/

Two lost friends sit across from each other:


Narrator [Sawyer and BN had been working on a mountain ranch for a few days, being paid about 50 dollars a day, mostly mundane work]

Sawyer : Look, I know I'm going to be the bad guy on this one, but I just want to say the last six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life.

Narrator : Immediately after making this statement, Sawyer realized that it was true.

@Sawyer : Are we still going to hang out after this?
BN: Nah. I don't think so.
Sawyer: Did you finally watch Captain Marvel?
BN: I did. Not for me.
Sawyer: Well, did you at least think the characters were well developed?
BN: Not really.
Sawyer makes a throw up sound as he sips his coffee/

Sawyer: We should totally go see The Lighthouse again.
BN: Maybe in the next life.
Sawyer: Hurt by this. If you leave me now, in the next life you will be my sworn enemy. And I will show you no mercy.

A moment of terror washes over BN's face as he realizes this is true.
Sawyer: Leave your worries for awhile, they will still be there when you get back.


BN: Eh, your cooking sucks.
Sawyer: I recalled you and I working together in memphis. . We worked sattling cows and keeping the sheep safe, delivered mail and secret messages across the communications blockade set up by the russians. We sent 65 unguided mail balloons and only two went missing. In the worst winter on record. Two. And you threw it all away!



BN and Sawyer never speak again.

Over the next decade, BN and his ''Playmate of July'' wife had three children, and then they separated. He ends up dead via autoerotic asphyxiation.

Sawyer ends up on the cover of TIME magazine as the '' First male- Lady'' of the US. His husband and President of the USA wins the reelection by a landslide.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Wouldn't Sawyer just be the first Gentleman of the US?

 

[Black Narcissus]

 

[Reek]

Voldemorts birthday is in one hour.... i dont see any cakes or plans for a surprise party.... @Marvolo is going to be soooo ****ing pissed.

 

[Black Narcissus]

 

[Sawyer]

*sees that I've been mentioned in this thread*

Oh, this ought to be good. Let me just--

*looks*



What. In. God's. Name...

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Voldemorts birthday is in one hour.... i dont see any cakes or plans for a surprise party.... @Marvolo is going to be soooo ****ing pissed.

That is because you are at the wrong house Reek. Don't blame us for your inability to read addresses properly.

 

[Reek]

Sorry... i just figured it ......



Got cancelled.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I'm not going to any party in Riddle's honour. The rat bastard slept with my wife. The snake was involved. And Nagini, too.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

*sees that I've been mentioned in this thread*

Oh, this ought to be good. Let me just--

*looks*



What. In. God's. Name...

Sawyer's speed:

BN's speed:

 

[Reek]

i bet Nagini has herpes.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

i bet Nagini has herpes.

Always smart to bet on something you have first hand knowledge of.

 

[flickchick85]

*sees that I've been mentioned in this thread*

Oh, this ought to be good. Let me just--

*looks*



What. In. God's. Name...

Don't pretend being mentioned in such contexts isn't a typical Wednesday for you.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Don't pretend being mentioned in such contexts isn't a typical Wednesday for you.

 

[Perfect Cell]

i bet Nagini has herpes.

Rowling probably already has a 2000-word article written about how wizards don't use condoms. "A wizard just blasts wherever they please, and then uses a simple spermicidal curse to eliminate the mess."

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Rowling probably already has a 2000-word article written about how wizards don't use condoms. "A wizard just blasts wherever they please, and then uses a simple spermicidal curse to eliminate the mess."

Article? No, it's a twitter thread.